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They’re Back…with heels

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 13, 2008 08:37:43 August 13, 2008 08:37:43

The web-wide obsession has returned. This time accessorised. With heels. Check out Katie Holmes in her gay midget jeans, cuffed and rolled, and sitting atop a pair of gorgeous heels that aren’t for the lazy. 5 minutes to take on and off, non? She’s loving it and of course the GMD is loving it too. Full Story

No Rest for the Robo

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 12, 2008 09:28:58 August 12, 2008 09:28:58

NYC – LA – NYC No wonder she’s so thin. Sleepless at night hungering for a real man, sleepless during the day hungering for a real life, sleepless in the afternoon hungering for a career again, on Broadway no less, and summoned to the GMD’s side whenever he needs to sell a movie…here’s Katie Holmes back in New York and heading to rehearsal this morning. Full Story

The Jolie > The GMD

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 12, 2008 07:52:00 August 12, 2008 07:52:00

Tom Cruise had been attached to a project called Edwin A Salt for many months. His involvement recently ended, supposedly because Hollywood players no longer believe he can pull off “slick action dude” with aplomb. Salt tells the story of a loyal spy accused of being a two faced spy who must pull a Jason Bourne until he’s been exonerated. Full Story

Robo Married A Dork

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 12, 2008 06:39:46 August 12, 2008 06:39:46

Look at him. Wearing every colour under the rainbow, no pun intended, and too new jeans….and a jacket that shines? It shines! It shines with a sheen! Have you ever seen anyone as UNcool as Tom Cruise? Why work so hard working out only to wear a purple sweater in Los Angeles in the middle of f&cking August??? Here they are at last night’s Tropic Thunder premiere scaring the sh*t out of everyone, as usual, with their over-exuberance. Full Story

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Robo Jean Parade

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 11, 2008 06:31:00 August 11, 2008 06:31:00

Is it deliberate? Of course it’s deliberate. Katie tired of the cuff roll on Saturday so she decided to pull out a pair of high waist wide legs. Let’s measure our reactions here, shall we? Because we’ve already seen the worst. We’ve already experienced the ultimate in high waisted delight. Full Story

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Growing the GMD

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 7, 2008 15:00:58 August 7, 2008 15:00:58

There’s always a message, non? So here’s what the GMD has programmed for us this one… a not so subliminal message sent through the rolls on his wife’s jeans: he’s always close to her AND he’s not short. According to her stylist, they actually DO belong to him http://www. Full Story

Little Sci and the Little Mermaid

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 7, 2008 07:02:59 August 7, 2008 07:02:59

Will she grow a tail one day and swim away? To the find the freedom her mother lost? Katie Holmes took Little Sci to see the Little Mermaid last night. LS seemed to be bothered by the noise – as you can see, mom tried to be cheerful and soothe her baby. Not sure where daddy is. Highly unusual for the GMD to leave his wife and child alone for so long. Full Story

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Better unrolled

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 6, 2008 14:22:48 August 6, 2008 14:22:48

Better…but still sh*t. KatE continues to torture us with us those jeans. Some of you have written to posit that they’re actually the GMD’s, that he makes her wear them to be close to her. It’s totally something he would do… Only … These are TOO LONG to be his. Full Story

A Closer Look

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 5, 2008 13:47:55 August 5, 2008 13:47:55

Ok we have to go back to this. Because it’s not just tucked behind her ears… it’s actually cut right off. And the cut itself is all good. Even great. Am all over it. The cut in combination with the androgyny and the scientology and the looming gay midget, as ass backwards as that sounds, is what makes it creepy creepy. Full Story

Robo Glam Butch

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 5, 2008 11:33:35 August 5, 2008 11:33:35

Man or Woman? Katie Holmes is not quite there yet, but YET is the operative word. The difference is butchy girls are proud of their style choices. Katie on the other hand really wants to be girly but must honour her husband and play like a man. This is Katie heading to rehearsal today in NYC, still wearing those assy jeans, but now they’re paired with accessories. Full Story

Katie in the City

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 31, 2008 11:55:00 July 31, 2008 11:55:00

After being trapped at sea on family holiday with the GMD, Katie Holmes has arrived in NYC to throw herself into some serious rehearsal time for her Broadway debut in All My Sons. A supertoned KatE was seen out and about today, clutching a binder, showing off some cut arms, and wearing those ridiculous jeans. Full Story