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Stay-at-home dad

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 16, 2008 06:50:21 July 16, 2008 06:50:21

Katie Holmes was on set at Eli Stone yesterday to shoot a cameo – the GMD brought Little Sci to visit mom at work. And also to check up on her, making sure there’s no secret getaway plan. After all, Johnny Lee Miller was once married to Angelina Jolie. And Johnny Lee Miller is infinitely sexier than the Gay Midget Dwarf. Full Story

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The GMD’s personal pick-up

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 7, 2008 06:52:00 July 7, 2008 06:52:00

David and Victoria Beckham and their boys flew via private plane to Telluride yesterday to join the Tom Cruise on his ranch for a short visit. As you can see, the GMD personally arrived to pick up the party, especially excited that he and David would be sleeping a few doors down from each other, at least for a couple of nights. Full Story

Little Sci at the parade!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 7, 2008 06:36:07 July 7, 2008 06:36:07

Amazing, non? That people are still so naïve about the paps. Katie Holmes can’t sell tickets on Broadway, then new sets of photos of KatE with Little Sci are immediately released last week, culminating in these family shots of the Cruises in Telluride enjoying the Fourth of July parade with Little Sci front and centre and sooooo adorable! And becoming so beautiful! Look at her mouth. Full Story

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Will without Tom

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 1, 2008 08:56:14 July 1, 2008 08:56:14

They make a point of supporting each other on almost every occasion, but it was a Tom-less Will Smith last night at the LA premiere of Hancock. To make up for the GMD’s absence, Will took over his persona – hootin’ and hollerin’ like a man possessed, every action, every smile, every turn of the head was a little bit extra. Full Story

The Straw, the Camel

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 30, 2008 12:57:00 June 30, 2008 12:57:00

The nail in the coffin. I loved Will Smith. Like many of you, I willingly, gladly helped Will become the King of the Fourth of July. Will Smith is arguably the world’s most profitable superstar. But now Will Smith is not only a friend of the GMD, he has also become a disciple. He has become a disciple of the Xenu, not only pimping the GMD’s career but now also ostensibly pimping his Church. Full Story

Don’t Mess With the Robo

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 19, 2008 08:10:21 June 19, 2008 08:10:21

Bride, that is. Am still gagging over Mario Lopez’s coronation as the Hottest Bachelor… People Magazine must need money – and lots of it! – to pay for photos of those Holy Twins. Because it smells like they just got bought. Mario Lopez is feeding The Brange. Hilarious. Mario Lopez also has to step off for Katie Holmes. Full Story

Gay Midget Dork in the Middle

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 2, 2008 07:00:00 June 2, 2008 07:00:00

Of course they had to. Of course they had to pose with SJP. SJP just won the box office. And you know how the GMD loves to grow himself onto anything and anyone mildly successful. Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes did not walk the carpet last night but tried to pimp their fraud love backstage and also loitered about, freakin’ people out with their crazy eyes, giving people chills with their weird intense stares. Full Story

The GMD’s big gay party

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 2, 2008 04:48:40 June 2, 2008 04:48:40

The GMD bought a house for Katie last year. It’s now finally ready, renovated, and ripe for a party. So this weekend they had one. And invited all their famous friends and frauds. Among them the usual spattering of Scientologists like Kirstie Ally and forever B listers like Eva Longoria and the Posh was there too, but also Kyra Sedgwick which is random and who I love and La Lopez somehow found a babysitter but only for one night OF COURSE because she says she doesn’t have a nanny. Full Story

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Granny Freeze vs Xenu?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 28, 2008 08:07:07 May 28, 2008 08:07:07

A glimmer of hope for Nicole Kidman. Perhaps we can love her again… Is she finally telling Xenu to shove it up his sparkly ass? Is she finally willing to declare war against the GMD? Sigh… Before you get too excited... probably not. The following report comes from Heat Magazine which is notoriously always full of sh*t. Full Story