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Just skimming through the Goddess Oprah’s interview with the cast of Sex & the City. Duana had already warned me but seriously… why does she ask the most ignorant questions? Surely she doesn’t need to dumb it down that much for the MiniVan Majority, does she? Sorry. I digress. Full Story
Oprah Winfrey has released a photo from her visit to Tom Cruise’s in Telluride where she sat down with him for Part 1 of their reunion. During a webcast Monday night featuring Eckhart Tolle’s A New Earth, Oprah, if you can believe it, actually interrupted Tolle to share with him “the moment of stillness” she had recently experienced.
At Tom Cruise’s house.
Then she asked Tolle – do you know Tom Cruise?
Tolle replied that he did not but that he was aware of the couch-jumping incident which is when Oprah revealed: this time I jump on his couch.
The Almighty Opes had to tangent during a discussion with Eckhart Tolle just to pimp the GMD. WTF???? Seriously. She is rescuing his little ass. She is leading her flock back to his feet. Tom Cruise lives again.
Tuesday – am blogging all day, check back often.
Yours in gossip,
PS. A Bitch To Work Forpx is not Heidi Klum or Gwen Stefani.
PPS. Jerry O’Connell is not gay but broke.
She is working HARD for the GMD. Almost too hard. Too hard to be entirely altruistic. Is your smutty sense tingling? Turns out that during her Tom Cruise two part special beginning Friday, Oprah recruits Cher to vouch for the GMD’s ungayness by recounting their brief affair 25 years ago. He was just breaking out at the time and they split because of conflicting schedules. Full Story
I opened my column on Friday with the following re: Oprah’s new interview with Tom Cruise: “She’ll treat her flock to an intimate look inside the heavily guarded gates of the Cruise compound, she’ll play in Little Sci’s room, and she’ll whoop it up with Tom on the back of his manly motorcycle, just because that’s been every MiniVan Majority Member’s fantasy since Top Gun. Full Story
Check out David Beckham playing for the LA Galaxy on Sunday – just about as unsexy as he’s ever looked. In fact, under that fecking beard, Becks is pretty mortal. Pretty ordinary. Pretty unquivering. This is wrong! Shave that sh*t! As for why he seems hellbent on keeping the manly facial hair… let’s play make-a-story, shall we? Is it getting too hard to stay true to his wife? Especially in Los Angeles where there are temptations around every corner, and right in front of you courtside at a basketball? Perhaps then the self uglification is an attempt at self discipline. Full Story
Tom Cruise was not at the GLAAD Awards but Tom Ford was and in typical Tom (Ford) fashion, he gave a clinic on the carpet on how to wear a tux. Not sure yet if he if made anyone feel small and insignificant but chances are he did. The better Gay Tom never disappoints. Photos from Splashnewsonline.com Full Story
It all went downhill for the GMD after Oprah. After he fist pumped his way to crazy and dragged that poor child out onto the stage with him. Since then, he and the Mighty Opes have endured a period of estrangement. She, realising the public backlash against his strange behaviour, did not have his back when everyone started calling him a freak. Full Story
As mentioned earlier, Tom and Katie were on hand for the Beckhams birthday party last night in Santa Monica. Which means that, again, In Touch Weekly is, as usual, full of ass. Katie is NOT leaving him. Maybe that’s why she looks like sh*t. That gold dress on Katie used to be a couch in Hong Kong at the Peninsula hotel – back in the 40s when ladies smoked out of long, slender pipes, and always wore gloves. Full Story
Little Sci turned 2 on Friday and her family threw her a private party. The paps were able to capture a few aerial shots of the celebration. There’s Isabella who spends, like, zero time with her mother, even though her mother has time to attend every Nashville Predators playoff game, writing a cute message in chalk on stone for her baby sister, and Connor too, speaking to his father who at the time was holding a doll. Full Story