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The Straw, the Camel

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 30, 2008 12:57:00 June 30, 2008 12:57:00

The nail in the coffin. I loved Will Smith. Like many of you, I willingly, gladly helped Will become the King of the Fourth of July. Will Smith is arguably the world’s most profitable superstar. But now Will Smith is not only a friend of the GMD, he has also become a disciple. He has become a disciple of the Xenu, not only pimping the GMD’s career but now also ostensibly pimping his Church. Full Story

Don’t Mess With the Robo

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 19, 2008 08:10:21 June 19, 2008 08:10:21

Bride, that is. Am still gagging over Mario Lopez’s coronation as the Hottest Bachelor… People Magazine must need money – and lots of it! – to pay for photos of those Holy Twins. Because it smells like they just got bought. Mario Lopez is feeding The Brange. Hilarious. Mario Lopez also has to step off for Katie Holmes. Full Story

Gay Midget Dork in the Middle

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 2, 2008 07:00:00 June 2, 2008 07:00:00

Of course they had to. Of course they had to pose with SJP. SJP just won the box office. And you know how the GMD loves to grow himself onto anything and anyone mildly successful. Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes did not walk the carpet last night but tried to pimp their fraud love backstage and also loitered about, freakin’ people out with their crazy eyes, giving people chills with their weird intense stares. Full Story

The GMD’s big gay party

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 2, 2008 04:48:40 June 2, 2008 04:48:40

The GMD bought a house for Katie last year. It’s now finally ready, renovated, and ripe for a party. So this weekend they had one. And invited all their famous friends and frauds. Among them the usual spattering of Scientologists like Kirstie Ally and forever B listers like Eva Longoria and the Posh was there too, but also Kyra Sedgwick which is random and who I love and La Lopez somehow found a babysitter but only for one night OF COURSE because she says she doesn’t have a nanny. Full Story

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Granny Freeze vs Xenu?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 28, 2008 08:07:07 May 28, 2008 08:07:07

A glimmer of hope for Nicole Kidman. Perhaps we can love her again… Is she finally telling Xenu to shove it up his sparkly ass? Is she finally willing to declare war against the GMD? Sigh… Before you get too excited... probably not. The following report comes from Heat Magazine which is notoriously always full of sh*t. Full Story

Katie Can’t Play

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 28, 2008 07:24:12 May 28, 2008 07:24:12

Best rumour of the day… OK, second best. Especially considering what’s coming up next about Nicole Kidman. Stay tuned. Probably full of sh&t but you love it anyway. Apparently Katie Holmes wanted desperately to have a night out at the Sex & the City premiere last night, especially since all kindsa fashion people were attending. Full Story

What Tom Wants to Hear

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 27, 2008 08:48:51 May 27, 2008 08:48:51

I loved Will Smith. Will Smith was perfect. And then Will Smith drank the Xenu juice. Will Smith hasn’t been the same since. So Will dropped by Ellen’s yesterday to promote Hancock – did you watch? Sigh. Made me sad. Once upon a time, Will Smith wasn’t so… contrived. Nowadays it’s like he’s taken a page from the GMD: totally rehearsed, pandering, maybe not so creepy, but also completely devoid of spontaneity. Full Story

The Unsubtle Spectators

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 12, 2008 06:11:20 May 12, 2008 06:11:20

Katie Holmes has learned a thing or two from her mentor Victoria Beckham. The GMD and KatE, along with their children, attended the LA Galaxy game on Saturday. As you can see, Katie came camera ready – just like Posh – in an adorable red tunic with a gold belt. She blended right in, non? Too bad her hair is straight outta Leave It To Beaver. Full Story

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Well Of Course It Is

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 9, 2008 09:14:42 May 9, 2008 09:14:42

During their trip to NYC last weekend, Little Sci’s parents took her to a performance of Hairspray on Broadway and she loved it. Tom and KatE also told the show’s star Jenifer Lewis that Hairspray is actually Little Sci’s favourite video. Well of course it is! Hairspray is the Gayest Show on Earth! The GMD probably can’t get enough of it, and watching with his daughter is, like, the best bonus ever. Full Story

Kissing Ass Everywhere

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 8, 2008 06:49:17 May 8, 2008 06:49:17

After fellating the MiniVan Majority on Oprah, the GMD is now focusing his attention on that old bat Barbara Walters who is currently pimping her memoirs in a new book called Audition. He appeared on The View yesterday via video to honour her, describing her as a "leading force for women not only in the newsroom but the world at large". Full Story