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What Tom Wants to Hear

May 27, 2008 08:48:51 Posted at May 27, 2008 08:48:51
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I loved Will Smith. Will Smith was perfect. And then Will Smith drank the Xenu juice. Will Smith hasn’t been the same since. So Will dropped by Ellen’s yesterday to promote Hancock – did you watch? Sigh. Made me sad. Once upon a time, Will Smith wasn’t so… contrived. Nowadays it’s like he’s taken a page from the GMD: totally rehearsed, pandering, maybe not so creepy, but also completely devoid of spontaneity. Full Story

The Unsubtle Spectators

May 12, 2008 06:11:20 Posted at May 12, 2008 06:11:20
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Katie Holmes has learned a thing or two from her mentor Victoria Beckham. The GMD and KatE, along with their children, attended the LA Galaxy game on Saturday. As you can see, Katie came camera ready – just like Posh – in an adorable red tunic with a gold belt. She blended right in, non? Too bad her hair is straight outta Leave It To Beaver. Full Story

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Well Of Course It Is

May 9, 2008 09:14:42 Posted at May 9, 2008 09:14:42
Lainey Posted by Lainey

During their trip to NYC last weekend, Little Sci’s parents took her to a performance of Hairspray on Broadway and she loved it. Tom and KatE also told the show’s star Jenifer Lewis that Hairspray is actually Little Sci’s favourite video. Well of course it is! Hairspray is the Gayest Show on Earth! The GMD probably can’t get enough of it, and watching with his daughter is, like, the best bonus ever. Full Story

Kissing Ass Everywhere

May 8, 2008 06:49:17 Posted at May 8, 2008 06:49:17
Lainey Posted by Lainey

After fellating the MiniVan Majority on Oprah, the GMD is now focusing his attention on that old bat Barbara Walters who is currently pimping her memoirs in a new book called Audition. He appeared on The View yesterday via video to honour her, describing her as a "leading force for women not only in the newsroom but the world at large". Full Story

The Presentation in Combination

May 6, 2008 11:28:24 Posted at May 6, 2008 11:28:24
Lainey Posted by Lainey

They caused a commotion last night that could only be rivalled by Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie. Needless to say, Tom and KatE were the last to arrive. Quick tangent: Blake Lively came just before them. Like… Blake Lively? Sit DOWN Blake Lively! Katie’s dress up close was spectacular. Entirely beaded, the colour just popped, and those shoes. Full Story

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The GMD: it’s not fake with KatE!

May 2, 2008 11:24:57 Posted at May 2, 2008 11:24:57
Lainey Posted by Lainey

KatE, KatE, KatE… over and over again it’s KatE. With an E. Not Katie. Katie’s not included. But KatE is The One. As you know, Tom Cruise’s interview with the Almighty Oprah airs today. In all fairness, even though what he didn’t say about Scientology will still chill your spine, the GMD pulled it off impressively well. Full Story

The GMD and All His Friends

May 1, 2008 16:40:00 Posted at May 1, 2008 16:40:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Just skimming through the Goddess Oprah’s interview with the cast of Sex & the City. Duana had already warned me but seriously… why does she ask the most ignorant questions? Surely she doesn’t need to dumb it down that much for the MiniVan Majority, does she? Sorry. I digress. Full Story

Tuesday, April 29, 2008

Dear Gossips,

Oprah Winfrey has released a photo from her visit to Tom Cruise’s in Telluride where she sat down with him for Part 1 of their reunion. During a webcast Monday night featuring Eckhart Tolle’s A New Earth, Oprah, if you can believe it, actually interrupted Tolle to share with him “the moment of stillness” she had recently experienced.

At Tom Cruise’s house.

Then she asked Tolle – do you know Tom Cruise?

Tolle replied that he did not but that he was aware of the couch-jumping incident which is when Oprah revealed: this time I jump on his couch.

The Almighty Opes had to tangent during a discussion with Eckhart Tolle just to pimp the GMD. WTF???? Seriously. She is rescuing his little ass. She is leading her flock back to his feet. Tom Cruise lives again.

Thanks Sheila!

Tuesday – am blogging all day, check back often.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. A Bitch To Work Forpx is not Heidi Klum or Gwen Stefani.

PPS. Jerry O’Connell is not gay but broke.

Oprah’s Mission Hetero

April 29, 2008 06:45:28 Posted at April 29, 2008 06:45:28
Lainey Posted by Lainey

She is working HARD for the GMD. Almost too hard. Too hard to be entirely altruistic. Is your smutty sense tingling? Turns out that during her Tom Cruise two part special beginning Friday, Oprah recruits Cher to vouch for the GMD’s ungayness by recounting their brief affair 25 years ago. He was just breaking out at the time and they split because of conflicting schedules. Full Story

Oprah Rides the GMD

April 28, 2008 08:28:05 Posted at April 28, 2008 08:28:05
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I opened my column on Friday with the following re: Oprah’s new interview with Tom Cruise: “She’ll treat her flock to an intimate look inside the heavily guarded gates of the Cruise compound, she’ll play in Little Sci’s room, and she’ll whoop it up with Tom on the back of his manly motorcycle, just because that’s been every MiniVan Majority Member’s fantasy since Top Gun. Full Story