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Tabloid Wars: Preparing for The Twins

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 30, 2008 12:00:41 July 30, 2008 12:00:41

JustJared is reporting that the Holy Jolie Twins have been sold to People Magazine. As such, every other publication is bracing for annihilation, pumping out salacious covers in the hopes of banking as much money as they can before the double deity double issue stagnates their sales. Full Story

Posh …the GMD… and Madge too?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 28, 2008 06:16:06 July 28, 2008 06:16:06

You remember the sneaker wedges, don’t you? Remember when Posh wore them to throw out the first pitch at the Dodger’s game last year? And then Tom Cruise borrowed them for Little Sci’s birthday party in April? Photos are attached. Remember??? Posh and the GMD … understandable. Full Story

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The Thinnification of the GMD

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 21, 2008 06:55:15 July 21, 2008 06:55:15

There were photos published very recently of the GMD taking his shirt off, showing off some middle aged back fat. A meltdown, mental AND physical, clearly ensued. Because Tom Cruise turned up at a racing event in Laguna Seca on Sunday showing off a much more streamlined physique. Check out those skinny jeans! As far as jeans are concerned though, his wife’s are hurting. Full Story

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Little Tom, Big Lift!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 16, 2008 09:03:39 July 16, 2008 09:03:39

Eagle-eye Jamie K pointed this out after analysing the GMD photos from earlier. Note that he’s borrowing Victoria Beckhams trainer wedges again! LOVE the man-wedges! What do you reckon? At least an inch and a half? Photos from Wenn.com  Full Story

Stay-at-home dad

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 16, 2008 06:50:21 July 16, 2008 06:50:21

Katie Holmes was on set at Eli Stone yesterday to shoot a cameo – the GMD brought Little Sci to visit mom at work. And also to check up on her, making sure there’s no secret getaway plan. After all, Johnny Lee Miller was once married to Angelina Jolie. And Johnny Lee Miller is infinitely sexier than the Gay Midget Dwarf. Full Story

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The GMD’s personal pick-up

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 7, 2008 06:52:00 July 7, 2008 06:52:00

David and Victoria Beckham and their boys flew via private plane to Telluride yesterday to join the Tom Cruise on his ranch for a short visit. As you can see, the GMD personally arrived to pick up the party, especially excited that he and David would be sleeping a few doors down from each other, at least for a couple of nights. Full Story

Little Sci at the parade!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 7, 2008 06:36:07 July 7, 2008 06:36:07

Amazing, non? That people are still so naïve about the paps. Katie Holmes can’t sell tickets on Broadway, then new sets of photos of KatE with Little Sci are immediately released last week, culminating in these family shots of the Cruises in Telluride enjoying the Fourth of July parade with Little Sci front and centre and sooooo adorable! And becoming so beautiful! Look at her mouth. Full Story

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Will without Tom

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 1, 2008 08:56:14 July 1, 2008 08:56:14

They make a point of supporting each other on almost every occasion, but it was a Tom-less Will Smith last night at the LA premiere of Hancock. To make up for the GMD’s absence, Will took over his persona – hootin’ and hollerin’ like a man possessed, every action, every smile, every turn of the head was a little bit extra. Full Story

The Straw, the Camel

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 30, 2008 12:57:00 June 30, 2008 12:57:00

The nail in the coffin. I loved Will Smith. Like many of you, I willingly, gladly helped Will become the King of the Fourth of July. Will Smith is arguably the world’s most profitable superstar. But now Will Smith is not only a friend of the GMD, he has also become a disciple. He has become a disciple of the Xenu, not only pimping the GMD’s career but now also ostensibly pimping his Church. Full Story

Don’t Mess With the Robo

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 19, 2008 08:10:21 June 19, 2008 08:10:21

Bride, that is. Am still gagging over Mario Lopez’s coronation as the Hottest Bachelor… People Magazine must need money – and lots of it! – to pay for photos of those Holy Twins. Because it smells like they just got bought. Mario Lopez is feeding The Brange. Hilarious. Mario Lopez also has to step off for Katie Holmes. Full Story