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Oprah Rides the GMD

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 28, 2008 08:28:05 April 28, 2008 08:28:05

I opened my column on Friday with the following re: Oprah’s new interview with Tom Cruise: “She’ll treat her flock to an intimate look inside the heavily guarded gates of the Cruise compound, she’ll play in Little Sci’s room, and she’ll whoop it up with Tom on the back of his manly motorcycle, just because that’s been every MiniVan Majority Member’s fantasy since Top Gun. Full Story

Becks Dequivered

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 28, 2008 08:03:00 April 28, 2008 08:03:00

Check out David Beckham playing for the LA Galaxy on Sunday – just about as unsexy as he’s ever looked. In fact, under that fecking beard, Becks is pretty mortal. Pretty ordinary. Pretty unquivering. This is wrong! Shave that sh*t! As for why he seems hellbent on keeping the manly facial hair… let’s play make-a-story, shall we? Is it getting too hard to stay true to his wife? Especially in Los Angeles where there are temptations around every corner, and right in front of you courtside at a basketball? Perhaps then the self uglification is an attempt at self discipline. Full Story

The Better Gay Tom

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 28, 2008 00:25:55 April 28, 2008 00:25:55

Tom Cruise was not at the GLAAD Awards but Tom Ford was and in typical Tom (Ford) fashion, he gave a clinic on the carpet on how to wear a tux. Not sure yet if he if made anyone feel small and insignificant but chances are he did. The better Gay Tom never disappoints. Photos from Splashnewsonline.com Full Story

The Mighty Opes Forgives Xenu

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 24, 2008 17:45:03 April 24, 2008 17:45:03

It all went downhill for the GMD after Oprah. After he fist pumped his way to crazy and dragged that poor child out onto the stage with him. Since then, he and the Mighty Opes have endured a period of estrangement. She, realising the public backlash against his strange behaviour, did not have his back when everyone started calling him a freak. Full Story

The Son of the GMD is the Son of Will

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 22, 2008 06:19:00 April 22, 2008 06:19:00

Connor Cruise has caught the acting bug and will be joining the family business. Connor has just signed on to Seven Pounds alongside the GMD’s BFF Will Smith and will play Will’s son, making all of their lives further intertwined. Full Story

Gold, Old, and Shady

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 21, 2008 07:54:00 April 21, 2008 07:54:00

As mentioned earlier, Tom and Katie were on hand for the Beckhams birthday party last night in Santa Monica. Which means that, again, In Touch Weekly is, as usual, full of ass. Katie is NOT leaving him. Maybe that’s why she looks like sh*t. That gold dress on Katie used to be a couch in Hong Kong at the Peninsula hotel – back in the 40s when ladies smoked out of long, slender pipes, and always wore gloves. Full Story

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Madge Pities the Midge

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 21, 2008 01:29:00 April 21, 2008 01:29:00

Only Madonna. Only Madonna could attack the GMD’s virility under the guise of sympathy. Madge gave an interview to New York Magazine and defended Tom Cruise’s scientological fanaticism by comparing him to starving orphans in Africa: "He is a good person. Full Story

The GMD and Posh share shoes

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 21, 2008 01:12:00 April 21, 2008 01:12:00

Little Sci turned 2 on Friday and her family threw her a private party. The paps were able to capture a few aerial shots of the celebration. There’s Isabella who spends, like, zero time with her mother, even though her mother has time to attend every Nashville Predators playoff game, writing a cute message in chalk on stone for her baby sister, and Connor too, speaking to his father who at the time was holding a doll. Full Story

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Tomorrow!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 17, 2008 13:04:00 April 17, 2008 13:04:00

Is Little Sci’s second birthday! Where in the world is Little Sci?!? I miss her! The GMD has been conserving Little’s power of late, some say to keep her out of the spotlight, some say because she’s already beginning her training with Xenu. But this week, In Touch splashed a titillating story on their cover, proclaiming that Katie somehow deprogrammed herself and is demanding to break free. Full Story

Xenu Hates Losers

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 15, 2008 09:34:00 April 15, 2008 09:34:00

His name is Jason Beghe. Once upon a time he worshipped at the altar of Xenu. Now he’s cut ties with the Church and is launching a vitriolic attack. Click here Full Story

The GMD’s latest setback

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 8, 2008 08:49:00 April 8, 2008 08:49:00

Trouble ahead. Steel yourselves. No wonder he’s been ingratiating himself to Disney and even to Sumner Redstone – looks like United Artists is in trouble and the GMD is scrambling. Originally intended for a summer release, Valkyrie was then pushed back to October. Now it looks like the film has no chance of competing against the season’s award heavyweights which is why it’s just been announced that Valkyrie will not see the light of day until February 2009. Full Story