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The GMD and the Seven Dwarves

March 26, 2008 09:24:00 Posted at March 26, 2008 09:24:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Speak of the Xenu… this just in! The GMD has been found. With exclusive information on what he’s been up to. Am told that Tom Cruise was spotted yesterday at the Walt Disney studio lot taking a meeting with Dick Cook who is the top dog at Walt Disney. Little Sci was with her dad, no Katie, and they were outside the Team Disney Building with the Seven Dwarves (the Gay Midget Dwarf and the Seven Dwarves!) looking at the statues of Mickey and Minnie and they were attended to by 3 assistants and 3 security. Full Story

When the Ex Moves On

March 18, 2008 09:25:00 Posted at March 18, 2008 09:25:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s a good thing! And finally a piece of positive news for Tom Brady, pictured here in New York the other day out and about with Gisele. Although every day with Gisele must be a good day, there’s no way the Superbowl sting has subsided. No f*cking way. And spending most of his time in New York probably doesn’t help either. Full Story

Will on Xenu

March 18, 2008 07:24:00 Posted at March 18, 2008 07:24:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Addressing rumours that he’s now one with The Church, Will Smith told the NY Daily News: "I am a Christian. I am a student of all religions. And I respect all people and all paths. Full Story

The GMD’s Birthday

March 14, 2008 13:08:00 Posted at March 14, 2008 13:08:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

This has made my life. And it will make yours. Or at the very least, it will make your Friday. Promise. So Gawker has posted a new video from deep within the Vault of Xenu of a birthday party a few years ago planned by David Miscavige for the Church’s golden boy Tom Cruise. Full Story

Can You Blame the GMD???

March 12, 2008 10:45:00 Posted at March 12, 2008 10:45:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

You’d have to be brain dead and paralysed – or Barbara Walters – not to feel at least a little tingle. Check out Will Smith training on the beach the other day for a new role… Helllloooo! No wonder Tom Cruise wants to be around him all the time. Wouldn’t you??? According to Hollywood legend, there’s supposedly a super secret enclave called The Spa hidden in the Hills where major motion picture movie stars go to do a little bonding. Full Story

Presenting Katie… to Forest!

March 6, 2008 08:07:00 Posted at March 6, 2008 08:07:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

One by one, gossips. One by one he’s taking over all of them. One by one he’s changing the best of them – under the guise of studio ownership and the promise of professional partnerships, the GMD is luring the best to Xenu. Like Ebola, he can never be vanquished. Last night out for dinner, not content to have corrupted Will Smith, now Tom Cruise has his sights set on Forest Whitaker. Full Story

Travolta spacey, GMD swarmed

March 3, 2008 06:34:45 Posted at March 3, 2008 06:34:45
Lainey Posted by Lainey

This is the kind of sh*t that makes me crazy. Toronto Saturday night, Bill Clinton event, major celebrities in attendance, and some of the wealthiest people in Canada filled 30 tables sold at $300K each. I repeat – these people are RICH. They move in rich circles. And if you think it’s lame to stop a celebrity and ask him/her for a photo on the street, how about in an exclusive ballroom when the instructions on your ticket specify NO CAMERAS? Embarrassing. Full Story

GMD & the Faire Pilot – en route to Toronto!

February 28, 2008 14:03:00 Posted at February 28, 2008 14:03:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The GMD and the Faire Pilot in Toronto at the same time??? Praise Thetan, ah-Xenu! March 1st in Toronto at the Clinton Giustra Sustainable Growth Initiative at the Westin Harbour Castle: a private, invite-only event to build awareness and inspire industry to begin “addressing poverty on a global scale”. Full Story

The GMD Double Date

February 28, 2008 04:28:21 Posted at February 28, 2008 04:28:21
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Bet you Tom Cruise had Wednesday circled on his calendar all week long: dinner with Will & Jada, the highlight of the month. Can you picture him hustling poor Katie, dazed and glassy eyed, out the door? But really…who can blame him? F*ck Will Smith is hot. Love the way he holds his body, even in the car. Full Story

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Presenting Besties and Beards!

February 22, 2008 06:16:41 Posted at February 22, 2008 06:16:41
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Jada Pinkett Smith was honoured at the First Annual Essence Black Women in Hollywood luncheon on Thursday and of course, because they always have each others backs, the GMD and his Robobride showed up to support. Which means that we have been treated to a brand new episode of Presenting Katie! We LOVE Presenting Katie! And so does Tom Cruise! Here they are, as usual she is slouching and as usual she is impeccably dressed like a lady 15 years older, with the loveliest purple Louboutins, deciding not to blow out her bob, as her husband and protector looks on proudly. Full Story

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Eric Earns a Spot

February 20, 2008 00:00:00 Posted at February 20, 2008 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Still not down with his little lips but am definitely, definitely down with Eric Bana’s parody of the GMD. LOVE Eric Bana!!! Explanation: Eric in the new GQ – had no idea he used to be a stand up comic. No idea he was so funny. Turns out he’s great at celebrity impressions – two in particular: Arnold Schwarzenegger and… Tom Cruise. Full Story