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April 8, 2008 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 8, 2008 08:05:00 April 8, 2008 08:05:00

Happy 22nd Birthday Kat P with love from Steph who is too broke and too busy with papers and exams to send a gift just now. She says it’s coming though…hold her to it! For Heather – am sorry to hear what happened. Sending you a big hug and hoping you’re taking a few days off. Full Story

Tom Cruise is Pregnant

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 4, 2008 06:29:55 April 4, 2008 06:29:55

Seriously… Kimmel is the new king of late night comedy. Am sure you’ve heard about the pregnant dude on Oprah – so last night on his show, Jimmy Kimmel offers up a different interpretation. Screen caps are attached. Are you losing your sh*t?  Full Story

La Petite Sci

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 3, 2008 09:16:00 April 3, 2008 09:16:00

She looks French! Somehow the GMD and KatE Holmes Cruise were able to produce a Gallic heir. Look at that pout! And that adorable overbite… seriously, how can you not love Little Sci! Elle est trop mignone! From the pages of the new OK! Magazne Full Story

Like GMD, Like GMD!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 1, 2008 10:59:00 April 1, 2008 10:59:00

Katie’s new haircut – it looks like the GMD! He wants her to complete him… by BECOMING him! CHILLS, CHILLS, and more f&cking CHILLS! Here’s Katie last night out for dinner. Hard to say for sure if it suits her (I kinda like it), at least not until we get a better shot, and still not known whether it’s for a role, but you bet your leather chaps and feathers that her husband likes it very very much. Full Story

Tabloid Wars : The Pitt Wedding

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 31, 2008 06:23:47 March 31, 2008 06:23:47

The source was Star Magazine – the always, always reliable Star Magazine. The same magazine that slaps a Brad Pitt Angelina Jolie break up story on their cover every other week. Star Magazine broke the news on Saturday that the Pitts had wed in New Orleans. Full Story

Little Sci Almost 2!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 27, 2008 13:51:00 March 27, 2008 13:51:00

The world has been clamouring for more Little Sci, especially since it seems the GMD and Robobride have kept her tucked away for quite some time now, supposedly because they want to jack up the value of her 2nd birthday photos. Attached – scans from a German magazine (thanks to German readers for the tip) of the most recent photo of Little Sci taken at an LA park. Full Story

The GMD and the Seven Dwarves

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 26, 2008 09:24:00 March 26, 2008 09:24:00

Speak of the Xenu… this just in! The GMD has been found. With exclusive information on what he’s been up to. Am told that Tom Cruise was spotted yesterday at the Walt Disney studio lot taking a meeting with Dick Cook who is the top dog at Walt Disney. Little Sci was with her dad, no Katie, and they were outside the Team Disney Building with the Seven Dwarves (the Gay Midget Dwarf and the Seven Dwarves!) looking at the statues of Mickey and Minnie and they were attended to by 3 assistants and 3 security. Full Story

When the Ex Moves On

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 18, 2008 09:25:00 March 18, 2008 09:25:00

It’s a good thing! And finally a piece of positive news for Tom Brady, pictured here in New York the other day out and about with Gisele. Although every day with Gisele must be a good day, there’s no way the Superbowl sting has subsided. No f*cking way. And spending most of his time in New York probably doesn’t help either. Full Story

Will on Xenu

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 18, 2008 07:24:00 March 18, 2008 07:24:00

Addressing rumours that he’s now one with The Church, Will Smith told the NY Daily News: "I am a Christian. I am a student of all religions. And I respect all people and all paths. Full Story

The GMD’s Birthday

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 14, 2008 13:08:00 March 14, 2008 13:08:00

This has made my life. And it will make yours. Or at the very least, it will make your Friday. Promise. So Gawker has posted a new video from deep within the Vault of Xenu of a birthday party a few years ago planned by David Miscavige for the Church’s golden boy Tom Cruise. Full Story