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Presenting Katie… to Forest!

March 6, 2008 08:07:00 Posted at March 6, 2008 08:07:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

One by one, gossips. One by one he’s taking over all of them. One by one he’s changing the best of them – under the guise of studio ownership and the promise of professional partnerships, the GMD is luring the best to Xenu. Like Ebola, he can never be vanquished. Last night out for dinner, not content to have corrupted Will Smith, now Tom Cruise has his sights set on Forest Whitaker. Full Story

Travolta spacey, GMD swarmed

March 3, 2008 06:34:45 Posted at March 3, 2008 06:34:45
Lainey Posted by Lainey

This is the kind of sh*t that makes me crazy. Toronto Saturday night, Bill Clinton event, major celebrities in attendance, and some of the wealthiest people in Canada filled 30 tables sold at $300K each. I repeat – these people are RICH. They move in rich circles. And if you think it’s lame to stop a celebrity and ask him/her for a photo on the street, how about in an exclusive ballroom when the instructions on your ticket specify NO CAMERAS? Embarrassing. Full Story

GMD & the Faire Pilot – en route to Toronto!

February 28, 2008 14:03:00 Posted at February 28, 2008 14:03:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The GMD and the Faire Pilot in Toronto at the same time??? Praise Thetan, ah-Xenu! March 1st in Toronto at the Clinton Giustra Sustainable Growth Initiative at the Westin Harbour Castle: a private, invite-only event to build awareness and inspire industry to begin “addressing poverty on a global scale”. Full Story

The GMD Double Date

February 28, 2008 04:28:21 Posted at February 28, 2008 04:28:21
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Bet you Tom Cruise had Wednesday circled on his calendar all week long: dinner with Will & Jada, the highlight of the month. Can you picture him hustling poor Katie, dazed and glassy eyed, out the door? But really…who can blame him? F*ck Will Smith is hot. Love the way he holds his body, even in the car. Full Story

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Presenting Besties and Beards!

February 22, 2008 06:16:41 Posted at February 22, 2008 06:16:41
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Jada Pinkett Smith was honoured at the First Annual Essence Black Women in Hollywood luncheon on Thursday and of course, because they always have each others backs, the GMD and his Robobride showed up to support. Which means that we have been treated to a brand new episode of Presenting Katie! We LOVE Presenting Katie! And so does Tom Cruise! Here they are, as usual she is slouching and as usual she is impeccably dressed like a lady 15 years older, with the loveliest purple Louboutins, deciding not to blow out her bob, as her husband and protector looks on proudly. Full Story

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Eric Earns a Spot

February 20, 2008 00:00:00 Posted at February 20, 2008 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Still not down with his little lips but am definitely, definitely down with Eric Bana’s parody of the GMD. LOVE Eric Bana!!! Explanation: Eric in the new GQ – had no idea he used to be a stand up comic. No idea he was so funny. Turns out he’s great at celebrity impressions – two in particular: Arnold Schwarzenegger and… Tom Cruise. Full Story

RoboFreeze: no solo carpets

February 20, 2008 07:33:23 Posted at February 20, 2008 07:33:23
Lainey Posted by Lainey

KatE was at the Annual Costume Designers Guild Awards looking lovely and pushing 45 and super skinny. Unfortunately the GMD was not with her. Which means there was no “presenting”. I miss the presenting. The Presentation of Katie Holmes totally makes my life. Thing is – when Tom isn’t around to escort her, Katie rarely works the carpet. Full Story

Granny Freeze: Longest Pregnancy Ever

February 20, 2008 07:10:10 Posted at February 20, 2008 07:10:10
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Remember when Katie Holmes was pregnant with Little Sci and all those conspiracy theories kept flying back and forth because of her oddly morphing bump and everyone was all suspicious that she’d had the baby already, accusing the GMD of trying to screw with conception dates and due dates with the public? Remember that? Well how about Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman? She officially confirmed her pregnancy first week of January. Full Story

The GMD Hates Curves

February 14, 2008 09:13:48 Posted at February 14, 2008 09:13:48
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Katie Holmes on Tuesday in LA for a business meeting. As you can see, the thinnification continues. Nary a curve on her body, not even in high waisted jeans. Of course Mrs Cruise also has a flat chest (am jealous) and so the overall effect is far from voluptuous. Or youthful. Skinny, hard, old, sad, chills, chills, chills. Full Story

The Thinnification of Katie Holmes

February 10, 2008 00:00:00 Posted at February 10, 2008 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The GMD and his amazing shrinking Robobride showed up at the LACMA opening of the Contemporary Art Museum Saturday night looking… actually kinda cute. As you can see, with his short ‘do and his big ass hidden shoe lifts, Tom is attempting to throw it back to his younger past. Katie, as usual, is gorgeous. Full Story

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The GMD & Cher

February 8, 2008 00:00:00 Posted at February 8, 2008 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Cher is coming out of retirement and she’s hitting the talk show circuit to promote her new tour. Seriously… is she hard up for cash? Why do you these people promise to hang it up only to take it down five minutes later??? Anyway, this morning on Good Morning America, Cher revealed that she once dated the GMD. Full Story