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RoboFreeze: no solo carpets

February 20, 2008 07:33:23 Posted at February 20, 2008 07:33:23
Lainey Posted by Lainey

KatE was at the Annual Costume Designers Guild Awards looking lovely and pushing 45 and super skinny. Unfortunately the GMD was not with her. Which means there was no “presenting”. I miss the presenting. The Presentation of Katie Holmes totally makes my life. Thing is – when Tom isn’t around to escort her, Katie rarely works the carpet. Full Story

Granny Freeze: Longest Pregnancy Ever

February 20, 2008 07:10:10 Posted at February 20, 2008 07:10:10
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Remember when Katie Holmes was pregnant with Little Sci and all those conspiracy theories kept flying back and forth because of her oddly morphing bump and everyone was all suspicious that she’d had the baby already, accusing the GMD of trying to screw with conception dates and due dates with the public? Remember that? Well how about Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman? She officially confirmed her pregnancy first week of January. Full Story

The GMD Hates Curves

February 14, 2008 09:13:48 Posted at February 14, 2008 09:13:48
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Katie Holmes on Tuesday in LA for a business meeting. As you can see, the thinnification continues. Nary a curve on her body, not even in high waisted jeans. Of course Mrs Cruise also has a flat chest (am jealous) and so the overall effect is far from voluptuous. Or youthful. Skinny, hard, old, sad, chills, chills, chills. Full Story

The Thinnification of Katie Holmes

February 10, 2008 00:00:00 Posted at February 10, 2008 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The GMD and his amazing shrinking Robobride showed up at the LACMA opening of the Contemporary Art Museum Saturday night looking… actually kinda cute. As you can see, with his short ‘do and his big ass hidden shoe lifts, Tom is attempting to throw it back to his younger past. Katie, as usual, is gorgeous. Full Story

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The GMD & Cher

February 8, 2008 00:00:00 Posted at February 8, 2008 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Cher is coming out of retirement and she’s hitting the talk show circuit to promote her new tour. Seriously… is she hard up for cash? Why do you these people promise to hang it up only to take it down five minutes later??? Anyway, this morning on Good Morning America, Cher revealed that she once dated the GMD. Full Story

Crazy Uncool

February 7, 2008 06:58:50 Posted at February 7, 2008 06:58:50
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Being crazy is one thing. Because if you’re cool and crazy, it’s all good. Cool can turn crazy into an artform – just ask Christopher Walken. But there is nothing, nothing, nothing worse in showbiz than being uncool. And Tom Cruise is uncool. Tom Cruise is SO uncool that he makes anyone who associates with him uncool too. Full Story

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Second Sci vs the Second Coming?

January 31, 2008 05:15:02 Posted at January 31, 2008 05:15:02
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Of course the GMD would want to crash this party… especially since the MiniVan Majority loves Hollywood baby fever. Besides, why pass up an opportunity to trump his ex wife Granny Freeze? But seriously… can you imagine how f&cking pissed Nicole Kidman would be? Prematurely believing she would own the spotlight with her long-awaited pregnancy, all off a sudden, Brad and Angelina come along to blow her frozen forehead out the water with the eagerly anticipated arrival of the Second Coming, whose birth will undoubtedly cause just as much worldwide over the top frenzy as the delivery of its sister the Chosen One Shiloh nearly two years ago. Full Story

Best Recovery: The GMD

January 28, 2008 08:40:19 Posted at January 28, 2008 08:40:19
Lainey Posted by Lainey

You can kick him and punch him, you can expose him for a freak, but the GMD, like Hollywood Ebola Paris Hilton, is as resilient as a cockroach. Simply put…he cannot be vanquished. What’s more, every temporary setback only makes him stronger. So he skipped the carpet last night, doesn’t look like KatE was with him, and showed up to present the major award of the evening to the cast of No Country for Old Men. Full Story

Best Hair: Javier Bardem

January 28, 2008 00:00:00 Posted at January 28, 2008 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Bet your boob job Tom Cruise is jealous of Penelope Cruz. Bet your boob job, he wishes they could swap beds. And can you blame the GMD? Javier Bardem is horny-lookin’ mofo, non? Damn! Can year him speaking? In your ear? All sexy and Spanish and sh*t, getting you caliente in all the right places? It’s almost too much to stand, you know? Wonder if Tom Cruise had to excuse himself during Javier’s acceptance speech last night. Full Story

Lose Your Sh*t

January 22, 2008 13:16:42 Posted at January 22, 2008 13:16:42
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I hope you were able to see the GMD’s freaky sci video last week. As you know, it was f&cking hilarious. And frightening. But this. This is genius. Genius on its own without any Tom Cruise recollection but if you remember Tom Cruise in the original, the brilliance of this new parody rises to another level. Full Story

Katie > KatE

January 21, 2008 09:37:54 Posted at January 21, 2008 09:37:54
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s official… Katie Heigl is America’s new Sweetheart. Not only that, she’s succeeded where so many others, where almost all the other tv girls have failed: Katherine Heigl is the TV Girl who became a Movie Star. Because Katherine Heigl has never overreached. She’s content to cater to the MiniVan, you see? As she herself said recently, she has no desire for serious “Oscar-baiting” roles, no desire to become Charlize Theron’s Monster, no desire to fake a British accent, no desire to do anything but chick flick fare. Full Story