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He is The Saviour

January 17, 2008 09:51:35 Posted at January 17, 2008 09:51:35
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Sweet Xenu – the clips just keep on coming! More footage from that Scientology instructional video has been released and it gets freakier and funnier. And they keep using that dude’s voice!!! Two clips for your viewing pleasure. The first is a brilliant demonstration of Scientology fellatio – 5 minutes of blowing stardust (or ethics) up Tom Cruise’s ass, pretty much asserting that he saved America from the environmental effects of 9/11 and is single-handedly (with the help of the spirit of L Ron Hubbard) saving the education system. Full Story

The GMD’s Top Gun Salute

January 17, 2008 07:37:53 Posted at January 17, 2008 07:37:53
Lainey Posted by Lainey

More hilarity courtesy of the GMD’s devotion to Xenu – yet another video has surfaced of Tom receiving the IAS Freedom Medal of Valour Award at some Scientology clusterf&ck (???) and saluting a huge portrait of L Ron Hubbard on stage. Like Top Gun all over again. Except this time we’re fighting aliens and no hot men playing beach volleyball. Full Story

Xenu Spoofed!

January 16, 2008 00:00:00 Posted at January 16, 2008 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Am assuming you read yesterday’s post on GMD and his pro-Sci rant. Now a spoof video has hit YouTube and while it is not as frightening, it is equally as hilarious. Only without giving you chills. Especially the part with abut spaceships. Full Story

Who They Had For Dinner

January 16, 2008 07:02:19 Posted at January 16, 2008 07:02:19
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The GMD and Robobride went out for dinner last night in New York…and guess who they dined with? To whom did Tom "present" his wife? None other than Jerry Seinfeld and his wife Jessica. Indeed. There are many, many, many similarities. Most notable: both men married younger women. In fact, the age difference between Jerry and Jessica and Tom and Katie is almost exactly the same. Full Story

RoboBride on Letterman

January 15, 2008 07:33:22 Posted at January 15, 2008 07:33:22
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Had to watch Katie Holmes on Letterman last night if only to see what was underneath yesterday’s red coat. It was short and it was white and Posh needs to train her on how to walk in those heels because the whole look fell apart as soon as she moved her legs. The problem, poor thing, is that she doesn’t know what to do when she doesn’t have to slouch, so accustomed is she to compensating for the GMD’s height restriction. Full Story

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Chicken Fried GMD?

January 15, 2008 00:00:00 Posted at January 15, 2008 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Several media outlets including Gawker and The Huffington Post linked to this video yesterday of Tom Cruise extolling the virtues of Scientology. Shot a few years ago, back when he was still Top Gun hot (ish), a painfully INarticulate GMD describes what he calls the “privilege” of being a Scientologist and then goes on to illustrate that privilege with his batsh*t crazy eyes. Full Story

RoboBride, Anna Wintour…or a Recluse?

January 14, 2008 09:06:13 Posted at January 14, 2008 09:06:13
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Seriously. 30 never looked so old! Or creepy! Check out Katie Holmes today at Good Morning America with her Anna Wintour bob, the huge sunglasses, and the overcoat looking like some kind of weird recluse. This is how I always pictured Greta Garbo in New York. Which I suppose is a flattering compliment but the Garbo of those sightings was a stately older woman, not a girl in her prime whose soul has been snatched by a megalomaniac. Full Story

Little Sci’s Big Monkey

January 14, 2008 05:56:53 Posted at January 14, 2008 05:56:53
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Oh my Xenu… I LOVE Little Sci! She’s the cutest, non? Here she is in New York all matchy matchy with her parents, in town as mom promotes Mad Money. Not sure what the GMD is doing with his handheld camera but of course he’s all like proud papa, both to his child and also to his wife, his two prized possessions. Full Story

RoboBride & Alba Bitch

January 11, 2008 07:30:17 Posted at January 11, 2008 07:30:17
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Perhaps there is something to all those rumours that Posh and Katie’s BFF-ship has cooled. Because it appears the pupil is no longer the pupil and KatE has elevated her style game. First at the Critics’ Choice Awards, then the other night on the Mad Money Carpet, and yesterday at a party – my favourite KatE of the week – in a black dress beautifully fitted but look at those killer booties! Look at that heel! Even the hair is starting to grow on me… And this is why Katie is the GMD’s #1 asset – beyond real estate, beyond bonds and stocks, his wife is the crown jewel on his unsteady throne. Full Story

Do you see Little Sci?

January 10, 2008 06:37:33 Posted at January 10, 2008 06:37:33
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I love this sh*t. You are looking at William Mapother, actor and cousin of Tom Cruise. You may recognise him from Lost. He played Ethan. Ordinarily he’d be no one. And he might still be no one. Except that many of you seem convinced because of similarity that he is the true father of Little Sci. Full Story

Presenting Katie 2008!

January 10, 2008 06:24:32 Posted at January 10, 2008 06:24:32
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The very first occasion of the year – and Presenting Katie could not have come at a better time! As you know, the Morton GMD bio is due out next week and while reviews of the book have not been enthusiastic, still the chilling suggestions are beginning to slither into the MiniVan Majority consciousness…though this vision of Katie last night at the Mad Money premiere is sure to make the yummy mummy stroller patrol forget all about the creepy allegations. Full Story

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