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Lose Your Sh*t

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 22, 2008 13:16:42 January 22, 2008 13:16:42

I hope you were able to see the GMD’s freaky sci video last week. As you know, it was f&cking hilarious. And frightening. But this. This is genius. Genius on its own without any Tom Cruise recollection but if you remember Tom Cruise in the original, the brilliance of this new parody rises to another level. Full Story

Katie > KatE

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 21, 2008 09:37:54 January 21, 2008 09:37:54

It’s official… Katie Heigl is America’s new Sweetheart. Not only that, she’s succeeded where so many others, where almost all the other tv girls have failed: Katherine Heigl is the TV Girl who became a Movie Star. Because Katherine Heigl has never overreached. She’s content to cater to the MiniVan, you see? As she herself said recently, she has no desire for serious “Oscar-baiting” roles, no desire to become Charlize Theron’s Monster, no desire to fake a British accent, no desire to do anything but chick flick fare. Full Story

GMD & Son at The Cut

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 18, 2008 06:36:57 January 18, 2008 06:36:57

The GMD celebrated his son’s birthday last night by taking him to The Cut, where real men eat steak. As you can see, both Tom and Connor dressed for the occasion and appeared to be alone (no other photos as of press time) – the first sighting of Connor in ages. You’ll recall, just over a year ago, we were treated to regular weekly sightings of Connor and Isabella at Saturday soccer during Katie’s pregnancy and shortly thereafter. Full Story

He is The Saviour

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 17, 2008 09:51:35 January 17, 2008 09:51:35

Sweet Xenu – the clips just keep on coming! More footage from that Scientology instructional video has been released and it gets freakier and funnier. And they keep using that dude’s voice!!! Two clips for your viewing pleasure. The first is a brilliant demonstration of Scientology fellatio – 5 minutes of blowing stardust (or ethics) up Tom Cruise’s ass, pretty much asserting that he saved America from the environmental effects of 9/11 and is single-handedly (with the help of the spirit of L Ron Hubbard) saving the education system. Full Story

The GMD’s Top Gun Salute

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 17, 2008 07:37:53 January 17, 2008 07:37:53

More hilarity courtesy of the GMD’s devotion to Xenu – yet another video has surfaced of Tom receiving the IAS Freedom Medal of Valour Award at some Scientology clusterf&ck (???) and saluting a huge portrait of L Ron Hubbard on stage. Like Top Gun all over again. Except this time we’re fighting aliens and no hot men playing beach volleyball. Full Story

Xenu Spoofed!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 16, 2008 00:00:00 January 16, 2008 00:00:00

Am assuming you read yesterday’s post on GMD and his pro-Sci rant. Now a spoof video has hit YouTube and while it is not as frightening, it is equally as hilarious. Only without giving you chills. Especially the part with abut spaceships. Full Story

Who They Had For Dinner

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 16, 2008 07:02:19 January 16, 2008 07:02:19

The GMD and Robobride went out for dinner last night in New York…and guess who they dined with? To whom did Tom "present" his wife? None other than Jerry Seinfeld and his wife Jessica. Indeed. There are many, many, many similarities. Most notable: both men married younger women. In fact, the age difference between Jerry and Jessica and Tom and Katie is almost exactly the same. Full Story

RoboBride on Letterman

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 15, 2008 07:33:22 January 15, 2008 07:33:22

Had to watch Katie Holmes on Letterman last night if only to see what was underneath yesterday’s red coat. It was short and it was white and Posh needs to train her on how to walk in those heels because the whole look fell apart as soon as she moved her legs. The problem, poor thing, is that she doesn’t know what to do when she doesn’t have to slouch, so accustomed is she to compensating for the GMD’s height restriction. Full Story

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Chicken Fried GMD?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 15, 2008 00:00:00 January 15, 2008 00:00:00

Several media outlets including Gawker gawker.com and The Huffington Post http://www.huffingtonpost.com/ linked to this video yesterday of Tom Cruise extolling the virtues of Scientology. Shot a few years ago, back when he was still Top Gun hot (ish), a painfully INarticulate GMD describes what he calls the “privilege” of being a Scientologist and then goes on to illustrate that privilege with his batsh*t crazy eyes. Full Story

RoboBride, Anna Wintour…or a Recluse?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 14, 2008 09:06:13 January 14, 2008 09:06:13

Seriously. 30 never looked so old! Or creepy! Check out Katie Holmes today at Good Morning America with her Anna Wintour bob, the huge sunglasses, and the overcoat looking like some kind of weird recluse. This is how I always pictured Greta Garbo in New York. Which I suppose is a flattering compliment but the Garbo of those sightings was a stately older woman, not a girl in her prime whose soul has been snatched by a megalomaniac. Full Story

Little Sci’s Big Monkey

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 14, 2008 05:56:53 January 14, 2008 05:56:53

Oh my Xenu… I LOVE Little Sci! She’s the cutest, non? Here she is in New York all matchy matchy with her parents, in town as mom promotes Mad Money. Not sure what the GMD is doing with his handheld camera but of course he’s all like proud papa, both to his child and also to his wife, his two prized possessions. Full Story