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RoboBride on Letterman

January 15, 2008 07:33:22 Posted at January 15, 2008 07:33:22
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Had to watch Katie Holmes on Letterman last night if only to see what was underneath yesterday’s red coat. It was short and it was white and Posh needs to train her on how to walk in those heels because the whole look fell apart as soon as she moved her legs. The problem, poor thing, is that she doesn’t know what to do when she doesn’t have to slouch, so accustomed is she to compensating for the GMD’s height restriction. Full Story

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Chicken Fried GMD?

January 15, 2008 00:00:00 Posted at January 15, 2008 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Several media outlets including Gawker gawker.com and The Huffington Post http://www.huffingtonpost.com/ linked to this video yesterday of Tom Cruise extolling the virtues of Scientology. Shot a few years ago, back when he was still Top Gun hot (ish), a painfully INarticulate GMD describes what he calls the “privilege” of being a Scientologist and then goes on to illustrate that privilege with his batsh*t crazy eyes. Full Story

RoboBride, Anna Wintour…or a Recluse?

January 14, 2008 09:06:13 Posted at January 14, 2008 09:06:13
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Seriously. 30 never looked so old! Or creepy! Check out Katie Holmes today at Good Morning America with her Anna Wintour bob, the huge sunglasses, and the overcoat looking like some kind of weird recluse. This is how I always pictured Greta Garbo in New York. Which I suppose is a flattering compliment but the Garbo of those sightings was a stately older woman, not a girl in her prime whose soul has been snatched by a megalomaniac. Full Story

Little Sci’s Big Monkey

January 14, 2008 05:56:53 Posted at January 14, 2008 05:56:53
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Oh my Xenu… I LOVE Little Sci! She’s the cutest, non? Here she is in New York all matchy matchy with her parents, in town as mom promotes Mad Money. Not sure what the GMD is doing with his handheld camera but of course he’s all like proud papa, both to his child and also to his wife, his two prized possessions. Full Story

RoboBride & Alba Bitch

January 11, 2008 07:30:17 Posted at January 11, 2008 07:30:17
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Perhaps there is something to all those rumours that Posh and Katie’s BFF-ship has cooled. Because it appears the pupil is no longer the pupil and KatE has elevated her style game. First at the Critics’ Choice Awards, then the other night on the Mad Money Carpet, and yesterday at a party – my favourite KatE of the week – in a black dress beautifully fitted but look at those killer booties! Look at that heel! Even the hair is starting to grow on me… And this is why Katie is the GMD’s #1 asset – beyond real estate, beyond bonds and stocks, his wife is the crown jewel on his unsteady throne. Full Story

Do you see Little Sci?

January 10, 2008 06:37:33 Posted at January 10, 2008 06:37:33
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I love this sh*t. You are looking at William Mapother, actor and cousin of Tom Cruise. You may recognise him from Lost. He played Ethan. Ordinarily he’d be no one. And he might still be no one. Except that many of you seem convinced because of similarity that he is the true father of Little Sci. Full Story

Presenting Katie 2008!

January 10, 2008 06:24:32 Posted at January 10, 2008 06:24:32
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The very first occasion of the year – and Presenting Katie could not have come at a better time! As you know, the Morton GMD bio is due out next week and while reviews of the book have not been enthusiastic, still the chilling suggestions are beginning to slither into the MiniVan Majority consciousness…though this vision of Katie last night at the Mad Money premiere is sure to make the yummy mummy stroller patrol forget all about the creepy allegations. Full Story

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Andrew Morton Cruise bio: the EW Review

January 9, 2008 14:43:24 Posted at January 9, 2008 14:43:24
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Entertainment Weekly has the best writers ever – week after week, the magazine is stimulating and readable, every page from front to back, and doesn’t make you feel dirty when it’s over. EW is the best. So EW has just reviewed the Morton GMD bio. The review itself is as entertaining as the information within it. Full Story

Giving the Gift of Xenu

January 9, 2008 11:27:09 Posted at January 9, 2008 11:27:09
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Of all the stars that Xenu has taken from us, none is more heartbreaking than Will Smith. Who doesn’t love Will Smith? We all love Will Smith. Which is why Xenu and the GMD covet him so. As you know, Will’s friendship with the GMD, allegedly (according to Andrew Morton) Xenu’s #2, continues to blossom. Full Story

Her Eyes

January 8, 2008 10:50:44 Posted at January 8, 2008 10:50:44
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Just want to quickly revisit Katie from last night’s Critics’ Choice Awards. She is a knockout. Undeniably. And but for the hair, she cuts an elegant, elegant figure. But the eyes. I feel Xenu looking at those eyes. Wonder if the GMD gave her an extra dose of Xenu Juice before going out all by herself just to make sure she behaved. Full Story

Granny Freeze is Fertile… Finally!

January 7, 2008 16:35:48 Posted at January 7, 2008 16:35:48
Lainey Posted by Lainey

After denying it last week, Nicole Kidman’s publicist has confirmed – Granny Freeze IS indeed fertile! And Keith Urban has successfully fulfilled yet another clause in his contract. Well done mate! This is beautiful news on many fronts. Benefits of Granny Freeze’s Fertility:1. finally it puts to rest that ridiculous Urban Legend, the one so many of you have emailed about – the one about your uncle who knows a doctor who went to a medical conference where they presented on hermaphrodites citing Granny as an example. Full Story