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GMD vs Chicken Fried Stupid

December 19, 2007 14:51:02 Posted at December 19, 2007 14:51:02
Lainey Posted by Lainey

December 18th was KatE’s birthday. So of course the GMD took her to Raffles L’Ermitage to celebrate where they could have some privacy. Because that’s where Britney Spears hangs out these days. OF COURSE there’d be no paparazzi. Of course not! Oh and look at KatE’s face – bedhead and sleepy eyes like it was a romantic evening with her totally straight husband lying in the tub with candles. Full Story

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GMD Pushed Back

December 18, 2007 07:45:25 Posted at December 18, 2007 07:45:25
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Variety is reporting that Tom Cruise’s Valkyrie has been pushed back from a summer release due to production delays. Valkryie was originally set to take on the summer box office. Stupid move. It will now come out in October 2008 for awards season positioning next year. Full Story

Why Xenu Loves Will

December 17, 2007 06:33:48 Posted at December 17, 2007 06:33:48
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Will Smith once said that he owns the 4th of July, referring to his impressive Independence Day box office record, not only with the title film’s impressive performance but with most of his summer blockbusters, regardless of how well or how poorly they’re reviewed. Suffice to say after this weekend, Will Smith not only owns the 4th of July, he now also owns Christmas, with I Am Legend securing the best December opening ever, making Will Smith the most bankable movie star in the business. Full Story

Learning from Carrie

December 14, 2007 09:36:56 Posted at December 14, 2007 09:36:56
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Maybe Chace Crawford is perfect for Carrie Underwood after all. Rumour has it Carrie is a raging cow. Callous with her minions, inconsiderate of fans, and supposedly a jealous hag when she was dating Tony Romo. Looks like her bitch is rubbing off on Gossip Girl’s Chace Crawford. Word is he pulled out his diva yesterday at a charity event at Toys R Us in NYC. Full Story

More RoboBride Rossum

December 14, 2007 07:05:08 Posted at December 14, 2007 07:05:08
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Click here if you missed Katie Holmes raping you with sugar in the pages of January Elle. Now even more Rossum has been released as further proof she is fellating the MiniVan Majority. Full Story

The GMD Christmas Gift

December 13, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at December 13, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The clever boys at Towleroad have unearthed these delicious photos of Gossip Girl’s Chace Crawford. So cheese and SOOO ‘Mo! My Main Gay Darren is probably panting right now. Darren – you ok, baby? Of course Darren’s reaction is nothing compared to the GMD… stuck in the closet with never a moment to release, it’s photos like thest that send him back to the audit. Full Story

Raped by KatE’s Sugar

December 13, 2007 06:52:15 Posted at December 13, 2007 06:52:15
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Major sugar raping, as Keira Knightley would say. Mrs Cruise on the cover of the January issue of In Style. And she looks great. Don’t like the hair style but do like how the hair’s been styled…make sense? Not overly coiffed, looks like it moves, it’s natural, it’s not weaved, every lock isn’t perfect – for once a cover that’s actually believable. Full Story

Down Boy!

December 12, 2007 07:10:48 Posted at December 12, 2007 07:10:48
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s one thing to show up with his big ass teeth and shoelifts to support his gaycrush in LA…it’s another to follow him across the country to walk the red carpet. But the GMD’s loins were afire and sometimes the quiver is too compelling. After all, this is Will Smith. Plus – Will Smith will own the box office this holiday season. Full Story

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The Coat Off His Back

December 11, 2007 13:11:46 Posted at December 11, 2007 13:11:46
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Ben Affleck gave away a few of Violet’s coats last week on Good Morning America for a winter charity drive and today, Will Smith did the same. And as you can see, it’s a gorgeous coat. And it looked gorgeous on him. Damn Will is fine. Not hard to see why Tom is so enamoured. From head to toe, the sweater, the jeans, the way they fit… Will Smith is the hotness. Full Story

The GMD steps in for Jada

December 11, 2007 07:29:46 Posted at December 11, 2007 07:29:46
Lainey Posted by Lainey

For some reason, Jada was missing yesterday for Will Smith’s handprint ceremony at Grauman’s so the GMD stepped in and played the part of doting partner, seated on the sidelines in admiration, practically drooling over a man he keeps calling his “inspiration”. Sweet Xenu, it’s like porn for Scientologists! But the group shots kill me. Full Story

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Little Sci goes to the Grove

December 10, 2007 07:23:07 Posted at December 10, 2007 07:23:07
Lainey Posted by Lainey

This is the problem with Katie’s new bob: when it’s not “done”, it’s totally Sally Field circa Steel Magnolias and before that Burt Reynolds. In other words – a helmet pushing a shopping cart…just sayin’. Here are mom and Little Sci shopping at The Grove the other day. Full Story

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