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Little Sci & Knut?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 2, 2008 07:36:00 January 2, 2008 07:36:00

What is the GMD up to now? Remember Little Knut? He’s not so little now but when he was little he made international headlines because his mother rejected him and he was raised by his trainer at the Berlin Zoo. At the time, some animal rights activists were advocating for him to be euthanised believing he would otherwise grow up unnaturally. Full Story

Presenting Katie Holmes: Best of 2007

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 31, 2007 00:00:00 December 31, 2007 00:00:00

2007 was the year we were introduced to the new Cruise patented move: the Presentation of Katie Holmes. Red carpet after red carpet, the GMD would arrive at some event with his robobride in tow, and like a proud father at the cotillion, Tom would “present” his wife with cameras flashing. It is at once awkward, and weird, and creepy, and f*cking hilarious. Full Story

The GMD Sweat & Grind: Best of 2007

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 21, 2007 11:41:52 December 21, 2007 11:41:52

To welcome the Beckhams to America, the GMD and his Robobride, along with Will and Jada Smith, threw a huge bash. And Tom and Katie decided to get down on the dance floor. Rare is it to see a homo not only dress badly but also groove badly. But in the GMD’s case, his poor gaygay has been suppressed and audited for so long, his funky ‘mo senses are warped, resulting in this abomination captured on camera. Full Story

Robobride Trumps Granny Freeze

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 20, 2007 06:30:18 December 20, 2007 06:30:18

New interview with Katie Holmes, Queen Latifah, and Diane Keaton in Parade Magazine and KatE delivers a clinic in MiniVan Majority Fellatio. There’s love, there’s baking, there’s chocolate, there’s children, there’s sisterhood, and of course there is LOVE. All in time for the holidays. Full Story

GMD vs Chicken Fried Stupid

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 19, 2007 14:51:02 December 19, 2007 14:51:02

December 18th was KatE’s birthday. So of course the GMD took her to Raffles L’Ermitage to celebrate where they could have some privacy. Because that’s where Britney Spears hangs out these days. OF COURSE there’d be no paparazzi. Of course not! Oh and look at KatE’s face – bedhead and sleepy eyes like it was a romantic evening with her totally straight husband lying in the tub with candles. Full Story

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GMD Pushed Back

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 18, 2007 07:45:25 December 18, 2007 07:45:25

Variety is reporting that Tom Cruise’s Valkyrie has been pushed back from a summer release due to production delays. Valkryie was originally set to take on the summer box office. Stupid move. It will now come out in October 2008 for awards season positioning next year. Full Story

Why Xenu Loves Will

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 17, 2007 06:33:48 December 17, 2007 06:33:48

Will Smith once said that he owns the 4th of July, referring to his impressive Independence Day box office record, not only with the title film’s impressive performance but with most of his summer blockbusters, regardless of how well or how poorly they’re reviewed. Suffice to say after this weekend, Will Smith not only owns the 4th of July, he now also owns Christmas, with I Am Legend securing the best December opening ever, making Will Smith the most bankable movie star in the business. Full Story

Learning from Carrie

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 14, 2007 09:36:56 December 14, 2007 09:36:56

Maybe Chace Crawford is perfect for Carrie Underwood after all. Rumour has it Carrie is a raging cow. Callous with her minions, inconsiderate of fans, and supposedly a jealous hag when she was dating Tony Romo. Looks like her bitch is rubbing off on Gossip Girl’s Chace Crawford. Word is he pulled out his diva yesterday at a charity event at Toys R Us in NYC. Full Story

The GMD Christmas Gift

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 13, 2007 00:00:00 December 13, 2007 00:00:00

The clever boys at Towleroad have unearthed these delicious photos of Gossip Girl’s Chace Crawford. So cheese and SOOO ‘Mo! My Main Gay Darren is probably panting right now. Darren – you ok, baby? Of course Darren’s reaction is nothing compared to the GMD… stuck in the closet with never a moment to release, it’s photos like thest that send him back to the audit. Full Story

Raped by KatE’s Sugar

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 13, 2007 06:52:15 December 13, 2007 06:52:15

Major sugar raping, as Keira Knightley would say. Mrs Cruise on the cover of the January issue of In Style. And she looks great. Don’t like the hair style but do like how the hair’s been styled…make sense? Not overly coiffed, looks like it moves, it’s natural, it’s not weaved, every lock isn’t perfect – for once a cover that’s actually believable. Full Story