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More RoboBride Rossum

December 14, 2007 07:05:08 Posted at December 14, 2007 07:05:08
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Click here if you missed Katie Holmes raping you with sugar in the pages of January Elle. Now even more Rossum has been released as further proof she is fellating the MiniVan Majority. Full Story

The GMD Christmas Gift

December 13, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at December 13, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The clever boys at Towleroad have unearthed these delicious photos of Gossip Girl’s Chace Crawford. So cheese and SOOO ‘Mo! My Main Gay Darren is probably panting right now. Darren – you ok, baby? Of course Darren’s reaction is nothing compared to the GMD… stuck in the closet with never a moment to release, it’s photos like thest that send him back to the audit. Full Story

Raped by KatE’s Sugar

December 13, 2007 06:52:15 Posted at December 13, 2007 06:52:15
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Major sugar raping, as Keira Knightley would say. Mrs Cruise on the cover of the January issue of In Style. And she looks great. Don’t like the hair style but do like how the hair’s been styled…make sense? Not overly coiffed, looks like it moves, it’s natural, it’s not weaved, every lock isn’t perfect – for once a cover that’s actually believable. Full Story

Down Boy!

December 12, 2007 07:10:48 Posted at December 12, 2007 07:10:48
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s one thing to show up with his big ass teeth and shoelifts to support his gaycrush in LA…it’s another to follow him across the country to walk the red carpet. But the GMD’s loins were afire and sometimes the quiver is too compelling. After all, this is Will Smith. Plus – Will Smith will own the box office this holiday season. Full Story

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The Coat Off His Back

December 11, 2007 13:11:46 Posted at December 11, 2007 13:11:46
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Ben Affleck gave away a few of Violet’s coats last week on Good Morning America for a winter charity drive and today, Will Smith did the same. And as you can see, it’s a gorgeous coat. And it looked gorgeous on him. Damn Will is fine. Not hard to see why Tom is so enamoured. From head to toe, the sweater, the jeans, the way they fit… Will Smith is the hotness. Full Story

The GMD steps in for Jada

December 11, 2007 07:29:46 Posted at December 11, 2007 07:29:46
Lainey Posted by Lainey

For some reason, Jada was missing yesterday for Will Smith’s handprint ceremony at Grauman’s so the GMD stepped in and played the part of doting partner, seated on the sidelines in admiration, practically drooling over a man he keeps calling his “inspiration”. Sweet Xenu, it’s like porn for Scientologists! But the group shots kill me. Full Story

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Little Sci goes to the Grove

December 10, 2007 07:23:07 Posted at December 10, 2007 07:23:07
Lainey Posted by Lainey

This is the problem with Katie’s new bob: when it’s not “done”, it’s totally Sally Field circa Steel Magnolias and before that Burt Reynolds. In other words – a helmet pushing a shopping cart…just sayin’. Here are mom and Little Sci shopping at The Grove the other day. Full Story

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Can’t Keep the Gay Away

December 7, 2007 07:35:04 Posted at December 7, 2007 07:35:04
Lainey Posted by Lainey

No amount of Xenu Juice could have prevented the GMD from attending the Spice Girls concert in LA on Wednesday night. How could any gay resist the glitter? On top of that, how can Tom Cruise resist a photo opportunity? With thousands of fans and their camera phones and the world media on alert – OF COURSE he showed up with his RoboKate. Full Story

A RoboBride Holiday

December 6, 2007 07:19:52 Posted at December 6, 2007 07:19:52
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Janice Min’s clever staff at Us Weekly somehow got their hot little hands on the GMD’s family holiday card. His wife designed it herself and as you can see, she is sending her regards under KatE with an “E”…not Katie. Call me Cruise but it’s a little … underwhelming, non? Why brag about “designing it yourself” when, really, anyone could have tied a bow around some cardstock and painted on a few stars. Full Story

Little Sci in London

December 5, 2007 06:57:22 Posted at December 5, 2007 06:57:22
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Everyone loves Little Sci. Which is why her daddy keeps trotting her out for public consumption – can you hear the MiniVan oohing and goo-ing? This is the Family Cruise today in London out for a walk in Hyde Park. Mom, dad, baby... it’s like a Sears Family Portrait, only with the paps. Totally unplanned, of course. Full Story

Anniversary Invitation

December 4, 2007 13:05:21 Posted at December 4, 2007 13:05:21
Lainey Posted by Lainey

They were married a little over a year ago and we now know how they’ve been spending their 1st anniversary. But of course we do. I recall writing that we’d be privy to their celebrations in no time. And indeed we are. Just like their wedding…the world has been invited. And the GMD is rich enough to secure privacy. Full Story