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RoboFringe, the GMD, and Alfred Hitchcock

November 30, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at November 30, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

On a 40 year old socialite, on Anna Wintour - I love the fringe. On KatE Holmes, young gorgeous giantess married to a Gay Midget Dwarf? She looks lovely, yes she does. But for a girl not yet 28? Really? Really? It’s debatable. They showed up at the Bambi Awards in Germany yesterday for his “Courage” Award. Full Story

The Power of the GMD

November 28, 2007 07:30:47 Posted at November 28, 2007 07:30:47
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It is a dark day. The Daily Mail is reporting that Andrew Morton’s Tom Cruise exposé will not be published in the UK because it’s too… boring! What??? Boring??? He went underground for two years writing this book. I heard he had to cut off cell phone access, land line access, preferring to haul ass to pay phones instead to make his calls. Full Story

He Sleeps Naked

November 26, 2007 08:31:08 Posted at November 26, 2007 08:31:08
Lainey Posted by Lainey

My quivering loins… of course he sleeps naked. Becks is in Australia right now with the LA Galaxy and he appeared on local morning tv for an interview during which he was asked if he preferred “pyjamas or no pyjamas”. He replied – no pyjamas. Yum! This man is too fine to be left a long for so long. Full Story

More Real than the Real Thing

November 23, 2007 11:21:23 Posted at November 23, 2007 11:21:23
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Alison Jackson is a pop culture photographer with a new book called Confidential featuring a collection of her celebrity photos. Faux photos. But some are so incredibly real you really wouldn’t know the difference. Even more, they are not only “real” aesthetically, they also capture the spirit of the subjects. Full Story

GMD Thanksgiving

November 22, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at November 22, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Gallery of the Absurd has done it again. Here’s her interpretation of how Xenu gives thanks. Looking at the little Gay Midget Dwarf in his little pilgrim suit nearly killed me. You will lose your sh*t.  Full Story

Another Disciple

November 20, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at November 20, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

See? Friendship with the GMD never comes without a cost. And now what we’ve feared is actually happening. Will Smith… Will Smith loves Xenu. Will Smith loves Xenu so much he’s talking about him and defending him. While he promotes his new movie I Am Legend, Will Smith is at the same time promoting the Church. Full Story

Germany Hates Xenu

November 20, 2007 07:04:22 Posted at November 20, 2007 07:04:22
Lainey Posted by Lainey

America is afraid of Xenu but Europe, and Germany in particular, doesn’t give a sh*t. You will recall the Germans were not pleased about the GMD’s Valkyrie shoot in Berlin last summer and now, despite warnings from Team Cruise Legal Full Story

Xenu Hates Bloat

November 19, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at November 19, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The GMD is currently working on a cameo for Ben Stiller’s new movie Tropic Thunder. Ben of course is balls deep in bed with Tom Cruise, also committing to United Artists and the GMD to star in the Hardy Men Movie with shooting scheduled to begin next year. Obviously willing to return the favour, Tom donned a fat suit and a bald wig in character for Tropic Thunder and was caught by the paps. Full Story

Hetero Hair

November 15, 2007 09:01:13 Posted at November 15, 2007 09:01:13
Lainey Posted by Lainey

This is how you wear it when A. it’s thinning and B. people think you’re gay. Check out John Travolta last night at a special screening of Hairspray. You will note the portly Pilot’s mane is thicker than ever. Amazing the self delusional abilities of the MiniVan Majority. Can you believe there are still people out there who believe he prefers P over C? Quick observation – his skin tone. Full Story

Granny Freeze Hates Xenu?

November 15, 2007 08:08:09 Posted at November 15, 2007 08:08:09
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Oh Xenu will be angry. Nicole Kidman on the cover of the new Marie Claire…it looks nothing like her. Sigh. She really needs to stop. This of course is the interview during which she denies having had any plastic surgery. And has to bring up the issue – yet again – of her miscarriage and/or ectopic pregnancy as if to remind us that she is indeed a fertile human being and not a hermaphrodite, as rumoured. Full Story

Top Gun 2007: Mav > Ice

November 14, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at November 14, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

By the grace of Xenu, the GMD is clearly still winning the battle after 20 years. Val Kilmer showed up last week at the premiere of Cirque du Soleil’s Wintuk in NYC and again last night at the I’m Not There screening. As you can see…not sweet. Especially the old man runners. In fact, in comparison, Tom Cruise in the right light, with the right angles, just like my Rumey Willis, is almost still Maverick. Full Story