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GMD at TRL

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 6, 2007 07:09:35 November 6, 2007 07:09:35

He’s wearing more blush than his wife. And for the last time, would someone please tell him that wearing tight pants and standing with his legs far apart WILL NOT make him look taller??? But seriously… I’m so glad he did. It’s like a superhero caricature just before he lifts one arm into the air and blasts off with hot jets steaming out of his ass. Full Story

Not a Moment’s Rest

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 5, 2007 07:11:13 November 5, 2007 07:11:13

Katie Holmes ran a marathon yesterday in the morning and the showed up looking totally gorgeous in the face, but terribly terribly dressed, to the NYC screening of Lions for Lambs just hours later. And yes… Tom is “presenting” her!!! But of course he is. Why pass up the opportunity to evoke Camelot, especially the week before the release of his first movie as head of United Artists? In all fairness, Lions for Lambs doesn’t suck. Full Story

Katie’s “Amazing” Race

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 5, 2007 00:00:00 November 5, 2007 00:00:00

Let’s not take anything away from her accomplishment – bitch ran a f&cking marathon and that’s a hardcore achievement. Check out photos of Katie mid and post-race looking pretty cute all things considered. You run for five and a half hours, see if you come out the other end looking this pretty, especially the shot of her holding Little Sci getting out of the SUV. Full Story

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What a Gay Wants

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 5, 2007 00:00:00 November 5, 2007 00:00:00

There is only one thing wrong with Will Smith. Its name is Tom Cruise. Otherwise, Will Smith is perfect. Check him out, gamely supporting his friend the other night, wrapping his sexy arms around the GMD in a blatant show of solidarity, taunting Tom with his hotness, and the difference between the two is hard to ignore: One is awkward and clenched, the other oozing charm and charisma and killer personal style. Full Story

Dead Eyes, Faux Glow, and a Perm Request

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 5, 2007 00:00:00 November 5, 2007 00:00:00

Katie Holmes last Thursday with her owner at the Lions for Lambs premiere – am all over the dress but she’s totally overmade. Too much blush? Or foundation? Makes her look old, ages a fresh face…and perhaps that’s the point. Otherwise, next to the GMD, she’d look like his much younger sister. Full Story

The Object of Their Affection

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 5, 2007 00:00:00 November 5, 2007 00:00:00

The GMD trotted out all his friends last Thursday for the LA premiere of Lions for Lambs. Among them, David Beckham, and as you can see from the expressions on both Katie’s and Tom’s faces, Becks is definitely ballsdown their favourite. See how Katie absolutely glows looking into his eyes? And see how Tom can’t take his own eyes off Victoria’s husband – coveting him, wanting him, undressing him with his Xenu imagination… Strange the Cruises don’t look like that at each other, non? Haven"t seen Katie this happy, in fact, for over 2 years! source Full Story

It’s Kate!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 31, 2007 00:00:00 October 31, 2007 00:00:00

You hear? It’s KatE Holmes. Not KatIE. And the GMD is making that very clear. He sat down with Entertainment Tonight’s Jann Carl in Paris last week for an interview airing tomorrow to promote his new film Lions for Lambs. Of course in order to do so, Tom started talking about his wife and his Little Sci, all while referring to Katie as KatE:"I feel lucky. Full Story

Flashes of Old Young Katie

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 30, 2007 00:00:00 October 30, 2007 00:00:00

Once upon a time, Katie Holmes was fresh-faced and adorable, a youthful beauty, finally free from Dawson, poised to become a legitimate tv-to-film girl, some said with the potential of joining Natalie Portman and Scarjo and Kiki among the elite. Then came Tom Cruise and the lobotomy and you know the rest. Full Story

Becks Talks

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 30, 2007 08:10:27 October 30, 2007 08:10:27

Oh honey… please don’t. Arena Magazine has proclaimed David Beckham Britain’s most powerful man under 40. David said he was humbled by the honour and agreed to an interview with the publication in which he discussed his new his Hollywood friends, his Hollywood life, and of course his Hollywood wife. Full Story

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Who Needs a Refill?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 29, 2007 00:00:00 October 29, 2007 00:00:00

The GMD was in Paris to promote Lions for Lambs and apparently needs a refill of Xenu Juice because someone’s gay wants to come out to play. It happens to the best of them, you know? When they’re too far from the mothership, in desperate need of an audit, far from the church members who keep them in line, their defences begin to slip – see John Travolta’s male masseur c*ckstands in Toronto when he allegedly terrorised an upscale health club with his ill timed advances towards only male service providers. Full Story

Tom Cruise

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 25, 2007 07:31:46 October 25, 2007 07:31:46

Arguments for:- Katie Holmes and Little Sci: his two best assets who have charmed the MiniVan to no end, especially that adorable baby girl. Who doesn’t love Little Sci?- people are nostalgic. Top Gun lives on. Some are still blind to the chills of the Church- he wants it bad: Morton’s book notwithstanding, a lot is riding on Lions for Lambs so there is no doubt, he will campaign and he will campaign hard. Full Story