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Shelf Ass Needs a Stylist

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 13, 2007 12:00:00 July 13, 2007 12:00:00

Or a new one. Or maybe it’s just her. It’s the curse of the B List, you know? No matter how clever the publicist and how famous the Pipsqueak boyfriend, Jessica Biel is simply a Shelf Ass and a tv girl. And tv girls can’t own the carpet. Last night at the premiere of Chuck & Larry… Jessica wearing something Jennifer Love Hewitt would wear and trying to suppress her ManTran. Full Story

Quiveration Overload

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 11, 2007 12:00:00 July 11, 2007 12:00:00

Had a taste of the Beckham W Magazine spread yesterday…now there’s more. Total loin explosion. A full frontal of them kissing – check him out. Eyes closed, grabbing her head from behind. And him mounting her backside. And that lucky bitch with her head around his groin. And get out of bed with him. Full Story

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Beach Bling

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 5, 2007 12:00:00 July 5, 2007 12:00:00

For a photo shoot? I totally get it. But real life at the beach? Call me Cruise - I’m thinkin’ overkill on the accessories, non? The same earrings on both sisters, the double fisted bangles…several inches of them… Maybe it’s just me. But Hilary Duff does indeed have a great body. Full Story

Next to a real star…

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 3, 2007 00:00:00 July 3, 2007 00:00:00

Out of your league, girlfriend… totally out of your league. Jessica don’t call me Latina Alba and Kate Hudson in France last night. As you can see, next to a real movie star, the Alba Demon looks positively amateur. Dressed like a constipated socialite with matron hair and the worst wannabe smile – it’s clear some people are truly only meant for TV. Full Story

40 and not pregnant

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 29, 2007 00:00:00 June 29, 2007 00:00:00

Katie Holmes on her way to a meeting yesterday looking about as fresh and young as Sharon Stone. Shame that lovely body has been force-wrapped into middle aged mediocrity to court the MiniVan Majority. By the way – all that German hoopla about not allowing the GMD’s new project to be filmed there… you’ve heard they’ve changed their minds, right? Tom Cruise and Valkyrie will be welcome. Full Story

GMD makes a funny

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 29, 2007 00:00:00 June 29, 2007 00:00:00

Credit where credit is due… he actually poked fun at his own vertical challenge. Here’s the Gay Midget Dwarf in Amsterdam yesterday promoting Lions for Lambs costarring Robert Redford and Meryl Streep – his Oscar bid for the upcoming season. As usual, Tom milked the fans, spending an hour signing autographs and posing for photos. Full Story

Take That Family Sci!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 22, 2007 00:00:00 June 22, 2007 00:00:00

Zahara made a bold rebuttal against Little Sci the other day for baby cuteness, now her family is showing the GMD how to make a photo opp much less obvious. Here are Brad and Angelina emerging from their home in the woods to walk their children to school in Prague. Check out Maddox’s head – looks like they’ve freshened up his MaddHawk. Full Story

Miss Potter Exclusive DVD Giveaway!!!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 22, 2007 00:00:00 June 22, 2007 00:00:00

Impressive her resumé since she told Tom Cruise he “had her at hello”. Very impressive. Renee Zellweger’s career choices and the roles she’s taken are almost never sh-t. She always brings good work. Most importantly I believe her. I believe her in every part…even Roxie. Full Story

Wednesday, June 20, 2007

Dear Gossips,

Us Weekly says Britney is drinking again. All sources in agreement. Supposedly she decided that what she learned at Promises was that she was not an alcoholic and therefore doesn’t have a problem with alcohol. Now Lindsay Lohan is apparently extending her stay though word is, given that the report is coming on the heels of confirmation that her Vegas birthday party has been postponed, the extension allegedly has less to do with an actual commitment to getting clean and more to do with further rehabilitation of her image. My sources say Lilo is still as “attention hungry” as ever and is rumoured to spend much of her time planning her post-release wardrobe and sightings and possible celebrity dates, eager to get back on the front pages and reacquaint herself with the pappies.

Sounds about right for Dina’s daughter.

As for the GMD and these recent in-your-face photo opps…do you smell what I smell? Something’s amiss. The Gay Midget Dwarf is up to something. And now that his business partner has just purchased Dick Clark Productions, which owns among other things the Golden Globe Awards show, those who initially scoffed at Tom’s movie deal with Daniel Snyder are now revisiting their hasty dismissal of his career. He is Hollywood Voldemort. And like Hollywood Ebola Paris Hilton, he cannot be vanquished…only temporarily silenced.

That disease slithers out of her cage on Monday. Enjoy the last few days of her imprisonment while you can. I know I will over Pimm’s. Several actually.

Wednesday – travel day today…off to London! Will blog on the fly, check throughout the day.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. This business about Brad Pitt’s mother Jane visiting Jennifer Aniston? From what I hear, and believe what you wish, no drama here. They were close when they were married, they continue to maintain a friendship, and no one is freaking out about it. As a source told me last night: “she’s not going to jeopardise her relationship with the mother of her grandchildren to hang out with an ex daughter in law. If it really was a problem for Angie, it wouldn’t have happened. But I doubt Jane is happy that she showed up and the swarm was already there”…which does bring up the more intriguing matter: how conveniently often the paps seem to be photographing Aniston’s house lately. Coincidence or conspiracy??? And on the flipside, how will Grandma Pitt deal with the exploitation? Stay tuned...

Mavi MMVA Swag Bag Exclusive Giveaway!!!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 20, 2007 00:00:00 June 20, 2007 00:00:00

Mavi Jeans had one of the most popular booths at the MuchMusic Video Awards on Sunday. Fergie, Avril Lavigne, Sum41, Ginuwine, George, Hedley, Billy Talent, AlexisOnFire, and Joss Stone all stopped by for jeans and more. And now, one lucky LaineyGossip.com reader has the opportunity to win the Mavi MMVA Swag Bag – a photo of the contents is attached…which means YOU could win a pair of Mavi Jeans! If you are interested, send an email to [email protected] Full Story

Take That Little Sci!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 20, 2007 00:00:00 June 20, 2007 00:00:00

Not content with letting GMD’s baby steal the cute spotlight, or her sister for that matter, here’s Zahara Jolie Pitt smiling large and showing her daddy who’s boss. SOOOOO cute! Can totally see her ruling that house. Like Angelina recently said in Marie Claire – Z is a clever little girl who can manipulate her way into getting a cookie. Full Story