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The life of the Cruises: Katie, Tom, and Little Sci…only one word applies. AMAZING. Everything is amazing. Amazing times 1,000. Amazing all over the place. Skepticism aside, you’d think the Church of Scientology could afford a Thesaurus? New interview to air Monday, Katie waxes amazing on her life, on motherhood, on Tom’s gifts as a father, on her stepchildren and as you would expect… they all share the same attribute. Full Story
What do you think when you hear: Talk to me Goose…?
It was on last night, in HD no less. So being the HD whore, my husband made us watch. Amazing to think it’s been twenty years. TWENTY years. And you have to admit, Top Gun still holds up, non? In every way it still holds up. Have seen it countless times, can recite the most famous lines, and still when Maverick and Iceman buzz the tower at the very end in a show of solidarity, I still get goosebumps every time.
Which is why, of course, people LOVE the GMD. Back then he was indeed lovable. And soooo beautiful. SO beautiful.
Funny though the new things you notice with the benefit of age and gay training. After rescuing his countrymen in the final standoff, you will recall Tom has a “moment” on the shipdeck, he grips his dogtags tightly – memories of his fallen best friend playing poignantly in his mind, that famous jaw clenches back tears… a final goodbye, before tossing them in the ocean. We watched that scene last night and you will note, from a man’s man perspective, my husband who was raised in a stinky locker room, who prefers lying around in his own filth to metrosexuals and manicures, my husband who worships Tom Cruise, who refuses to believe the truth, who can’t handle the truth, my husband took one look at Tom Cruise’s dandy little arm throwing those dogtags and said simply:
Yup. He’s gay. Throws like a girl.
I’m telling you – order that sh-t up and watch it back. Vintage Gay Midget Dwarf…you will love, love, love.
Thursday – am online all day, blogging all day, check back often for fresh posts.
Yours in gossip,
PS. Warning: Double shameless self promotion today. Apologies in advance…
Many of you have ripped my head off for believing in Britney. Indeed, it’s been a tough sell. And still, it’s like a compulsion. Which is therefore why it’s so gratifying when she actually does something not entirely stupid. An open letter posted on her website with a candid, though at times incoherent explanation of her “reality”. Full Story
Said it before and I’ll say it again – he is not on the Freebie Five because one night would never do. One night with Johnny Depp…only one night… are you crazy??? No no… Johnny deserves An All Time standing. Johnny Depp is All Time. And check him out at the Pirates premiere last night Disneyland. Full Story
Demi at the Chanel Cruise Show the other night. And look at those shoes. Must have those shoes. Also a good example of how unreliable bump watch always is: you will recall she was so totally pregnant a couple of months ago after wearing a billowy dress and an overcoat. But if she really was expecting back then, wouldn’t it be much more obvious? And still… now that she’s stepping out yet again in something loose, no doubt the speculation will begin anew. Full Story
Karl hates Jessica Simpson but he loves Posh and he loves Lilo. In fact, this is what he once said about the Dirty Face: She"s somebody you want to protect, because she plays dangerously with her own life. She behaves like an over grown up person, and that"s what I like about her. It"s like she"s 45, but in fact, she"s 20. Full Story
Little Sci and Katie on the set of Mad Money in Louisiana – super cute, non? Trademark Mapother jet straight hair… and by Mapother I mean Thomas Cruise Mapother (his full name) and also his cousin William Mapother to whom many of you say Little Sci bears a striking resemblance. Snort. So anyway, as previously reported, the First Family of Scientology has temporarily moved to Shreveport while Mom works - Little Sci spending quality time with the GMD as creepy minders make sure Katie doesn’t stray too far from her teachings. Full Story
“The most important relationship is the one you have with yourself”…so very Oprah cheese but the way it ended, Sex and the City, with Samantha writhing on top of Smith and Miranda in Brooklyn and Charlotte with a Chinese baby and many, many puppies, and of course “John” popping up on Carrie’s cell – it was perfect. Full Story
Can’t put my finger on it but this photo cracks me up – Charlize Theron and Anna Wintour at the Dior Cruise show last night. Is it because Anna’s neck muscles are popping out painfully while Charlize is so naturally, elegantly seated? Is it because Charlize is grace without trying while every inch of Ms Wintour is fighting her 50s? Is it because she is not so quietly cursing with her eyes the intrepid photographer who dared request a photo of her next to someone who eclipses almost anyone? Oh but look at those eyes. Full Story
Leave it alone already!!! You know when something is so wrong, you just know, you KNOW IN YOUR BONES it can never be right? A Point Break sequel is every kind of wrong imaginable. Every kind. But Hollywood is Hollywood and Hollywood will desecrate anything for the sake of a dollar. And this time they’re f&cking with Point Break. Full Story
Objectivity continued… As told to People Magazine- naturally – Katie Holmes is Miss Popular on the set of Mad Money in Shreveport, Louisiana treating the crew to cupcakes and goodies for the third week in a row. Last time it was ice cream, then there was special pizza flown in from Chicago while her husband, with Little Sci, was equally hospitable and friendly with everyone around them. Full Story