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KatE with a Cut

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 13, 2007 00:00:00 June 13, 2007 00:00:00

It’s KatE now, remember? Kate with an “E”, no longer Katie, but since it wasn’t working, perhaps the GMD forced a haircut? The Church not happy with the notion of a Child Bride? Perhaps. Or perhaps too extreme a suggestion and still here is a much more mature looking Katie Holmes showing off a much shorter ‘do. Full Story

A Beater or Nothing

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 12, 2007 00:00:00 June 12, 2007 00:00:00

My cousin Cat brought this up a few weeks ago: what’s with the constant beaters? Does Ryan Phillippe own anything other than tank tops? Call me Cruise but with the exception of David Beckham, a man in a tank means instant de-quiver. Am all about the t-shirt. A just fit not too tight t-shirt with a print. Full Story

Shameful Attraction

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 5, 2007 00:00:00 June 5, 2007 00:00:00

Am embarrassed. Call me Cruise but have to be honest… since his haircut, John Mayer has been crossing the Hot/Not Spectrum, gliding from Nasty Pasty to Surprisingly Sexy. Am I off my tree? Is it clever photography? Have a look – promo shots of a much prettier John…not enough to quiver but certainly enough to stare. Full Story

The One Adjective Family

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 4, 2007 00:00:00 June 4, 2007 00:00:00

The life of the Cruises: Katie, Tom, and Little Sci…only one word applies. AMAZING. Everything is amazing. Amazing times 1,000. Amazing all over the place. Skepticism aside, you’d think the Church of Scientology could afford a Thesaurus? New interview to air Monday, Katie waxes amazing on her life, on motherhood, on Tom’s gifts as a father, on her stepchildren and as you would expect… they all share the same attribute. Full Story

Thursday, May 31, 2007

Dear Gossips,

What do you think when you hear: Talk to me Goose…?

It was on last night, in HD no less. So being the HD whore, my husband made us watch. Amazing to think it’s been twenty years. TWENTY years. And you have to admit, Top Gun still holds up, non? In every way it still holds up. Have seen it countless times, can recite the most famous lines, and still when Maverick and Iceman buzz the tower at the very end in a show of solidarity, I still get goosebumps every time.

Which is why, of course, people LOVE the GMD. Back then he was indeed lovable. And soooo beautiful. SO beautiful.

Funny though the new things you notice with the benefit of age and gay training. After rescuing his countrymen in the final standoff, you will recall Tom has a “moment” on the shipdeck, he grips his dogtags tightly – memories of his fallen best friend playing poignantly in his mind, that famous jaw clenches back tears… a final goodbye, before tossing them in the ocean. We watched that scene last night and you will note, from a man’s man perspective, my husband who was raised in a stinky locker room, who prefers lying around in his own filth to metrosexuals and manicures, my husband who worships Tom Cruise, who refuses to believe the truth, who can’t handle the truth, my husband took one look at Tom Cruise’s dandy little arm throwing those dogtags and said simply:

Yup. He’s gay. Throws like a girl.

I’m telling you – order that sh-t up and watch it back. Vintage Gay Midget Dwarf…you will love, love, love.

Thursday – am online all day, blogging all day, check back often for fresh posts.

Yours in gossip,
Lainey

PS. Warning: Double shameless self promotion today. Apologies in advance…

Faith Pays Off?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 29, 2007 00:00:00 May 29, 2007 00:00:00

Many of you have ripped my head off for believing in Britney. Indeed, it’s been a tough sell. And still, it’s like a compulsion. Which is therefore why it’s so gratifying when she actually does something not entirely stupid. An open letter posted on her website with a candid, though at times incoherent explanation of her “reality”. Full Story

All Time

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 20, 2007 00:00:00 May 20, 2007 00:00:00

Said it before and I’ll say it again – he is not on the Freebie Five because one night would never do. One night with Johnny Depp…only one night… are you crazy??? No no… Johnny deserves An All Time standing. Johnny Depp is All Time. And check him out at the Pirates premiere last night Disneyland. Full Story

Demi Footwear

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 20, 2007 00:00:00 May 20, 2007 00:00:00

Demi at the Chanel Cruise Show the other night. And look at those shoes. Must have those shoes. Also a good example of how unreliable bump watch always is: you will recall she was so totally pregnant a couple of months ago after wearing a billowy dress and an overcoat. But if she really was expecting back then, wouldn’t it be much more obvious? And still… now that she’s stepping out yet again in something loose, no doubt the speculation will begin anew. Full Story

Karl’s Army

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 19, 2007 00:00:00 May 19, 2007 00:00:00

Karl hates Jessica Simpson but he loves Posh and he loves Lilo. In fact, this is what he once said about the Dirty Face: She"s somebody you want to protect, because she plays dangerously with her own life. She behaves like an over grown up person, and that"s what I like about her. It"s like she"s 45, but in fact, she"s 20. Full Story

Little Sci on the set!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 18, 2007 00:00:00 May 18, 2007 00:00:00

Little Sci and Katie on the set of Mad Money in Louisiana – super cute, non? Trademark Mapother jet straight hair… and by Mapother I mean Thomas Cruise Mapother (his full name) and also his cousin William Mapother to whom many of you say Little Sci bears a striking resemblance. Snort. So anyway, as previously reported, the First Family of Scientology has temporarily moved to Shreveport while Mom works - Little Sci spending quality time with the GMD as creepy minders make sure Katie doesn’t stray too far from her teachings. Full Story

Killing the Perfect Ending

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 16, 2007 00:00:00 May 16, 2007 00:00:00

“The most important relationship is the one you have with yourself”…so very Oprah cheese but the way it ended, Sex and the City, with Samantha writhing on top of Smith and Miranda in Brooklyn and Charlotte with a Chinese baby and many, many puppies, and of course “John” popping up on Carrie’s cell – it was perfect. Full Story