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The official reason is “vocal problems” – Keith Urban cancelling a show, I’m told it will be more than one show, and sources in Nashville are snickering that that’s allegedly code word for allegedly using again…though nothing is slamdunk right now, still working on confirmation, and I suppose it is rather unkind to make the assumption just because he went to rehab, right? And still the allegations continue. Full Story
It’s an outdoor music festival. You wear flats, you wear flipflops, you go barefoot…but you don’t wear heels and a mini f*cking tiara. Check it out, Paris Hilton polluting Coachella with her oblivious skank… Curious observation lately, perhaps you’ve noticed as well? Something is up with her face. Full Story
About a month ago, Us Weekly published an open letter on their website, expositing their frustration with Victoria’s insistence that her nipples be photographed, begging her to wear a better bra. As you can see, Posh has replied by giving them the finger via her tits – her concrete tits – which arrived in LA at the weekend to seal the deal on the Beckhams’ new Beverly Hills mansion. Full Story
Everyone hates… call me Cruise but I don’t hate. I think it’s kinda hot. And I also thought Brad Pitt’s bleach blonde was hot too. Not forever, of course. But for now it’s alright. For now it’s reportedly for the cover of W Magazine, which is apparently why Posh went lighter last weekend as well. Full Story
I’m telling you, this week’s issue of Us Weekly is balls to the wall – Janice Min is gunning for the GMD, and the girl is ferocious! Here’s Katie in Louisiana back at work with Queen Latifah bouncing the most tacky ass costume curls and a rather genuine and refreshing smile, clearly happy at being let outside for a change. Full Story
Hugh Grant is such a crusty bitch, it kills me. Hugh has been arrested, allegedly for assaulting a pappy. So he’s followed around by a photographer the other day, he’s not happy about it, when the pappy continues, he launches a container full of baked beans at the man before kicking him in the groin, all the while shouting: “Do you know who I am? I’m a millionaire! Leave me alone!” And then he told the man that he hoped his girlfriend and children die of “f&cking cancer”. Full Story
Note to Hollywood: do NOT get on Janice Min’s bad side. And do not get on her bad side by feeding People instead of Us Weekly. Because she will hunt you down and throw fire up your ass. Ask Angelina Jolie, and especially ask Tom Cruise.
Another extremely unflattering cover – the 2nd in a matter of weeks. This one more damaging than the last and a direct attack on the Church, once again calling Katie Holmes a prisoner underneath the Gay Midget Dwarf. Chills, chills, chills…but, like, the best smut ever! More on that below.
It is Wednesday, best day in gossip. Check back often for new posts throughout the day.
Yours in gossip,
PS. Why did it take THIS long for America to toss that golddigging hag out on her leg? Seriously???
Ballsy. Big ballsy. How else can you describe it? Janice Min’s attack on enemies of Us Weekly, more often than not the ones who favour People Magazine over her Gossip Bible, and this week the target is once again the GMD. You’ll recall exactly a month ago, the headline blared “Inside Katie’s Prison”, labeling Cruise’s antics “psychopathic” and describing a life of supervision and relinquished control – poor Katie trapped with no one to help her. Full Story
My Gwyneth and Courtney Love out for dinner. Apparently they’ve known each other for ages, then Gwyneth won an Oscar and put it up her arse and moved to England and broke up with Courtney who then tried to OD too many times but now that Gwynnie is back in LA and Courtney is clean for now and butchering up her body AND doing yoga, they’re all like BFFs again and dining at The Cut…alongside the Gay Midget Dwarf??? Of course Gwyneth and Tom know each other from Austin Powers and being A list and privileged so he and the RoboBride, being in the same place at the same time, stopped by to say hello and look intently into their eyes, and ever typically effusive, the GMD leapt over to Courtney’s side, flashed his big fat teeth and told her "You look like a movie star!"… once again illustrating that hiding one’s Homo can result in bat f&ckin’ blindness, As for my Gwyneth and her friend choices – really gossips…this is hardly surprising. Full Story
“You"re everyone"s problem. That"s because every time you go up in the air, you"re unsafe. I don"t like you because you"re dangerous.”I know I don’t need to explain the origin of that quote. And I know if you grew up in 80s believing the GMD wasn’t the GMD, and rewinding the beach volleyball scene over and over again, you probably have a little fondness in your heart for Val Kilmer. Full Story