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What is it?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 15, 2007 00:00:00 May 15, 2007 00:00:00

Can’t put my finger on it but this photo cracks me up – Charlize Theron and Anna Wintour at the Dior Cruise show last night. Is it because Anna’s neck muscles are popping out painfully while Charlize is so naturally, elegantly seated? Is it because Charlize is grace without trying while every inch of Ms Wintour is fighting her 50s? Is it because she is not so quietly cursing with her eyes the intrepid photographer who dared request a photo of her next to someone who eclipses almost anyone? Oh but look at those eyes. Full Story

Please…please no

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 14, 2007 00:00:00 May 14, 2007 00:00:00

  Leave it alone already!!! You know when something is so wrong, you just know, you KNOW IN YOUR BONES it can never be right? A Point Break sequel is every kind of wrong imaginable. Every kind. But Hollywood is Hollywood and Hollywood will desecrate anything for the sake of a dollar. And this time they’re f&cking with Point Break. Full Story

Sweetness in Shreveport

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 14, 2007 00:00:00 May 14, 2007 00:00:00

Objectivity continued… As told to People Magazine- naturally – Katie Holmes is Miss Popular on the set of Mad Money in Shreveport, Louisiana treating the crew to cupcakes and goodies for the third week in a row. Last time it was ice cream, then there was special pizza flown in from Chicago while her husband, with Little Sci, was equally hospitable and friendly with everyone around them. Full Story

Shame About the Aliens

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 14, 2007 00:00:00 May 14, 2007 00:00:00

The King of Queens goes off the air after 9 seasons so Leah Remini, better known as Jennifer Lopez’s BFF and scientological life coach, is promoting a new project: an internet series called In the MotherHood. Thing is, it’s really too bad about the weirdness and the chills, you know? Because Leah is actually pretty entertaining. Full Story

Friday, May 11, 2007

Dear Gossips,

Ending the week off on a wonderful note – Friday Night Lights has been renewed!!! ‘Course I’m a cynical bitch, and seeing the way Grey’s has imploded, I fear a pristine, undefeated season could be soiled by a sophomore slump. But enough neurosis…the point is: Taylor and Tami and back!

Clear eyes, full, hearts… Can’t Lose!!!

Friday – am blogging while packing and prepping for a 2 week trip starting Sunday. Hard to sympathise but being away from my boys for 14 days – my husband and my Marcus – makes me sad. Bad news is I’ll be traveling on Monday, posting in between airports. The good news – instant smut from the trenches! More on that later.

Have a great weekend!

Yours in gossip,
Lainey

PS. Objectivity rules the day – kindness to the GMD…can you believe it?

PPS. Happy belated birthday to Lindsay W in Halifax! I know yesterday was your 29th, I know you’ve had a rough go of late but you have the sweetest friend in Allana and her gift is on the way! Big hug, hang in there...

Little Sci in Louisiana!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 11, 2007 00:00:00 May 11, 2007 00:00:00

More objectivity… So Katie Holmes is shooting Mad Money Louisiana. The GMD and Little Sci are with her, they spend time bonding when Katie is on set. Production took over a local museum the other day, Tom and Little Sci were exploring through some of the exhibits on their own and at one point, Little Sci noticed a friendly lady and before Tom could catch her, she shuffled off to make a new friend. Full Story

The Daily Bitch… Please

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 11, 2007 00:00:00 May 11, 2007 00:00:00

Apologies for the crass - we talked about comparing sh-t to diarrhea the other day in relation to Paris Hilton…and I suppose the best analogy of that would be Denise Richards to Paris Hilton. Denise sh-t, Paris diarrhea. Both shameless famewhores with many things in common…although I suppose, if you really want to get technical, Paris has never had to work for a Hollywood Madame. Full Story

Penny & Lenny???

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 10, 2007 00:00:00 May 10, 2007 00:00:00

Indeed…that’s the story. That Penelope Cruz has moved from Josh Hartnett to Lenny Kravitz and the two are making Spanish rocker sexytime prompting the usual conundrum whenever she hooks on to someone new: is she Bearding or Where’s the Purse? All thanks, of course, to the Gay Midget Dwarf. Full Story

Salma’s Dude and Daniel Craig

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 8, 2007 00:00:00 May 8, 2007 00:00:00

Call me Cruise and bat-sh-t blind… but in person? Francois-Henri Pinault, better known as Salma Hayek’s baby daddy, is actually kinda sexy. Like Daniel Craig – ugly sexy. Oozes money and power too...maybe that’s the reason. But I like to think I’m all over it because they were so sweet together, the way he clasped her hand, the way she looked up at him before heading inside the ballroom – not a look of submission but of equality: a comfortable partnership…it was adorable. Full Story

A New Fortress

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 7, 2007 00:00:00 May 7, 2007 00:00:00

New home for the GMD and his RoboBride. The cost? Only $35 million. Katie’s new prison home is in Beverly Hills, seven bedrooms, nine bath, 1.3 acres, with – of course – a tennis court and a pool. Turns out the Cruise compound up to this point has only been a rental. So now with a more permanent residence with his permanent wife, Tom is said to be anxious to give Little Sci a little sibling. Full Story

Defending Katie

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 4, 2007 00:00:00 May 4, 2007 00:00:00

Oh, I mean KatE. No eee. Just Kate. Née Holmes. Now RoboBride to GMD, under fire from Janice Min and Us Weekly and all gossips everywhere for being just that: a wife on automatic, controlled by her husband. And so the friends and supporters are lining up in her defense, most vocal of the lot has been Jada Pinkett Smith who, of course, has given an exclusive interview to – who else? - People Magazine, extensively extolling “Kate’s” virtues, repeating the KatE distinction over and over again, and emphasising what she calls Katie’s QUIET POWER, Katie’s QUITE THUNDER. Full Story