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Topless & Floral!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 2, 2007 12:00:00 May 2, 2007 12:00:00

Splash just released photos of Britney at a friend’s, shirt off with only a handful of petals to cover her bubs. All class baby! All class! Funny yes. But after a moment, after initial amusement, SOOOO sad. Reminds me of those mail order bride photos you see on the internet – innocent girls tryin’ to get bought. Full Story

A Posh Bargain

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 1, 2007 12:00:00 May 1, 2007 12:00:00

So UK gossips are once again buzzing that Victoria Beckham has agreed in principle to start studying Scientology, after seeing her friendship with Katie cool off as a result of her refusal to go with Xenu. This in contrast to Us Weekly, reporting in its last issue that Victoria was so annoyed by Tom Cruise’s incessant proselytising that she snapped at him and told him to shut it off. Full Story

Cancelled or Summoned or Straying?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 30, 2007 12:00:00 April 30, 2007 12:00:00

The official reason is “vocal problems” – Keith Urban cancelling a show, I’m told it will be more than one show, and sources in Nashville are snickering that that’s allegedly code word for allegedly using again…though nothing is slamdunk right now, still working on confirmation, and I suppose it is rather unkind to make the assumption just because he went to rehab, right? And still the allegations continue. Full Story

Bent Face & Bad Footwear

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 30, 2007 12:00:00 April 30, 2007 12:00:00

It’s an outdoor music festival. You wear flats, you wear flipflops, you go barefoot…but you don’t wear heels and a mini f*cking tiara. Check it out, Paris Hilton polluting Coachella with her oblivious skank… Curious observation lately, perhaps you’ve noticed as well? Something is up with her face. Full Story

Concrete Tits Unapologetic

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 30, 2007 12:00:00 April 30, 2007 12:00:00

About a month ago, Us Weekly published an open letter on their website, expositing their frustration with Victoria’s insistence that her nipples be photographed, begging her to wear a better bra. As you can see, Posh has replied by giving them the finger via her tits – her concrete tits – which arrived in LA at the weekend to seal the deal on the Beckhams’ new Beverly Hills mansion. Full Story

Plastic, Tan, Wax

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 27, 2007 12:00:00 April 27, 2007 12:00:00

Two for two. Second appearance in a row where she’s looked fake under too much makeup and silver has factored both times – pants previously and now heavily lidded. Can"t believe Jennifer Lopez is now freakin" me out more than Marc Anthony. Full Story

Becks, Blonde, Sting?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 27, 2007 12:00:00 April 27, 2007 12:00:00

Everyone hates… call me Cruise but I don’t hate. I think it’s kinda hot. And I also thought Brad Pitt’s bleach blonde was hot too. Not forever, of course. But for now it’s alright. For now it’s reportedly for the cover of W Magazine, which is apparently why Posh went lighter last weekend as well. Full Story

Katie: Sick & Tired, Posh Snaps Back?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 26, 2007 12:00:00 April 26, 2007 12:00:00

I’m telling you, this week’s issue of Us Weekly is balls to the wall – Janice Min is gunning for the GMD, and the girl is ferocious! Here’s Katie in Louisiana back at work with Queen Latifah bouncing the most tacky ass costume curls and a rather genuine and refreshing smile, clearly happy at being let outside for a change. Full Story

Millionaire Attacks with Baked Beans

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 26, 2007 12:00:00 April 26, 2007 12:00:00

Hugh Grant is such a crusty bitch, it kills me. Hugh has been arrested, allegedly for assaulting a pappy. So he’s followed around by a photographer the other day, he’s not happy about it, when the pappy continues, he launches a container full of baked beans at the man before kicking him in the groin, all the while shouting: “Do you know who I am? I’m a millionaire! Leave me alone!” And then he told the man that he hoped his girlfriend and children die of “f&cking cancer”. Full Story

Wednesday, April 25, 2007

Dear Gossips,

Note to Hollywood: do NOT get on Janice Min’s bad side. And do not get on her bad side by feeding People instead of Us Weekly. Because she will hunt you down and throw fire up your ass. Ask Angelina Jolie, and especially ask Tom Cruise.

Another extremely unflattering cover – the 2nd in a matter of weeks. This one more damaging than the last and a direct attack on the Church, once again calling Katie Holmes a prisoner underneath the Gay Midget Dwarf. Chills, chills, chills…but, like, the best smut ever! More on that below.

It is Wednesday, best day in gossip. Check back often for new posts throughout the day.

Yours in gossip,
Lainey

PS. Why did it take THIS long for America to toss that golddigging hag out on her leg? Seriously???

No Way Out

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 25, 2007 12:00:00 April 25, 2007 12:00:00

Ballsy. Big ballsy. How else can you describe it? Janice Min’s attack on enemies of Us Weekly, more often than not the ones who favour People Magazine over her Gossip Bible, and this week the target is once again the GMD. You’ll recall exactly a month ago, the headline blared “Inside Katie’s Prison”, labeling Cruise’s antics “psychopathic” and describing a life of supervision and relinquished control – poor Katie trapped with no one to help her. Full Story