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Katie: Sick & Tired, Posh Snaps Back?

April 26, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at April 26, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I’m telling you, this week’s issue of Us Weekly is balls to the wall – Janice Min is gunning for the GMD, and the girl is ferocious! Here’s Katie in Louisiana back at work with Queen Latifah bouncing the most tacky ass costume curls and a rather genuine and refreshing smile, clearly happy at being let outside for a change. Full Story

Millionaire Attacks with Baked Beans

April 26, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at April 26, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Hugh Grant is such a crusty bitch, it kills me. Hugh has been arrested, allegedly for assaulting a pappy. So he’s followed around by a photographer the other day, he’s not happy about it, when the pappy continues, he launches a container full of baked beans at the man before kicking him in the groin, all the while shouting: “Do you know who I am? I’m a millionaire! Leave me alone!” And then he told the man that he hoped his girlfriend and children die of “f&cking cancer”. Full Story

Wednesday, April 25, 2007

Dear Gossips,

Note to Hollywood: do NOT get on Janice Min’s bad side. And do not get on her bad side by feeding People instead of Us Weekly. Because she will hunt you down and throw fire up your ass. Ask Angelina Jolie, and especially ask Tom Cruise.

Another extremely unflattering cover – the 2nd in a matter of weeks. This one more damaging than the last and a direct attack on the Church, once again calling Katie Holmes a prisoner underneath the Gay Midget Dwarf. Chills, chills, chills…but, like, the best smut ever! More on that below.

It is Wednesday, best day in gossip. Check back often for new posts throughout the day.

Yours in gossip,
Lainey

PS. Why did it take THIS long for America to toss that golddigging hag out on her leg? Seriously???

No Way Out

April 25, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at April 25, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Ballsy. Big ballsy. How else can you describe it? Janice Min’s attack on enemies of Us Weekly, more often than not the ones who favour People Magazine over her Gossip Bible, and this week the target is once again the GMD. You’ll recall exactly a month ago, the headline blared “Inside Katie’s Prison”, labeling Cruise’s antics “psychopathic” and describing a life of supervision and relinquished control – poor Katie trapped with no one to help her. Full Story

My Gwyneth and Courtney…and the GMD???

April 24, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at April 24, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

My Gwyneth and Courtney Love out for dinner. Apparently they’ve known each other for ages, then Gwyneth won an Oscar and put it up her arse and moved to England and broke up with Courtney who then tried to OD too many times but now that Gwynnie is back in LA and Courtney is clean for now and butchering up her body AND doing yoga, they’re all like BFFs again and dining at The Cut…alongside the Gay Midget Dwarf??? Of course Gwyneth and Tom know each other from Austin Powers and being A list and privileged so he and the RoboBride, being in the same place at the same time, stopped by to say hello and look intently into their eyes, and ever typically effusive, the GMD leapt over to Courtney’s side, flashed his big fat teeth and told her "You look like a movie star!"… once again illustrating that hiding one’s Homo can result in bat f&ckin’ blindness, As for my Gwyneth and her friend choices – really gossips…this is hardly surprising. Full Story

This is IceMan!?!?

April 24, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at April 24, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

“You"re everyone"s problem. That"s because every time you go up in the air, you"re unsafe. I don"t like you because you"re dangerous.”I know I don’t need to explain the origin of that quote. And I know if you grew up in 80s believing the GMD wasn’t the GMD, and rewinding the beach volleyball scene over and over again, you probably have a little fondness in your heart for Val Kilmer. Full Story

The California Air

April 24, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at April 24, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Last week, the GMD came out of a restaurant looking 15 years fresher – succeeding where his ex wife has failed. A few days later however, in NYC for a Xenu fundraiser, bitch looked rough – haggard, old, saggy. Full Story

Little Sci Goes to a Party

April 23, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at April 23, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Little Sci turned 1 last Wednesday – same day as Grier Henchy, 2nd daughter of Brooke Shields, with whom the GMD famously feuded over postpartum depression. Not known whether or not Little Sci had a xenu-themed birthday party of her own but she did show up at Grier’s party on Saturday along with her parents looking cuter than ever. Full Story

Friday, April 20, 2007

Dear Gossips,

The Spears Family draggin’ their sh-t out for public consumption… verging on not fun smut.

Sigh.

So how’s this for Canadian contrasts? The Ellen Show today…Ryan Gosling – SO endearing, so funny, so likeable. And then Avril Lavigne – SO the opposite. One you want to get to know better, the other you couldn’t give a f&ck.

Why? Because Ryan Gosling actually has a personality, although he might want to stay away from skinny jeans.

And forgot to mention – saw Fracture a few days ago. Call me Cruise but AnThony Hopkins (don’t forget the hard “T” per Gwyneth) is a sexy beast. Creepy, crawly, crazy…but sexy. The man is a f&cking master. And watching him spar onscreen with the one of Hollywood’s most talented young actors was fascinating – like he was challenging Ryan Gosling in every scene: bring it kid, come to school, I’m far from dead.

Love, love, love.

Friday – live blogging, check back often for new posts including one addressing the panicked McGoslings.

Have a great weekend!

Yours in gossip,
Lainey

A High Waisted Difference

April 20, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at April 20, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Now Mischa Barton, though to be fair, even if it’s not her best look, and nowhere near her best look, nothing comes close to Jessica Simpson’s now legendary atrocity from earlier this week. Besides, the gorgessity of those boots on Mischa’s feet balance out the high waisted blue shorts anyway, non? Call me Cruise but I think she looks cute. Full Story

The GMD & Katie: Karmaface & RoboBride

April 20, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at April 20, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

In NYC last night supporting a Church-driven detox program to help victims of 9/11. And while the GMD looked fresh and botoxed a few days ago, clearly the injections have less potency on his face than they do on his ex-wife’s…because girlfriend looks absolutely horrid. Like clammy and oily and tryin’ to be all manly man with his open-necked shirt, self consciously touching his expanding gut, in sharp contrast to his wife - lovely but devoid of any trace of sex appeal. Full Story