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Happy Birthday Mrs Beckham

April 17, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at April 17, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Married to that piece of hotness? Every day is her birthday. But what would a Posh birthday be without shopping? In Paris no less? Here they are, the Beckhams, colour and coif coordinated per usual, fighting off those smutty reports that they’ve grown apart due to her frequent jaunts to America. Full Story

Little Children DVD Exclusive Giveaway!!!

April 17, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at April 17, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I cannot tell you how f&cking brilliant this movie is. The kind of movie that stays with you and bothers you for days. I LOVED Little Children. I loved Kate Winslet in Little Children. She is complicated and conflicted and not all that likeable but very likeable and believable and … there are no words. Full Story

Reining in Homo?

April 17, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at April 17, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

They had him on a short leash for a long time. And then he earned their trust. He behaved for a decade. He made babies, he held the queer feather deep inside. So then they loosened up. They let him go to Toronto. To dress up in drag for a movie called Hairspray. They let him run wild and free, away from the shackles, to taste freedom for a few months as reward for toeing the line for so long, confident that he’d been completely rehabilitated, confident that the doctrine had “fixed” his problem. Full Story

RoboBride in Louisiana

April 16, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at April 16, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Heads up Shreveport…Katie Holmes is in town. So save her! Save her while you can! Because right now, she’s alone! The GMD has yet to join her, he will be doing so in a matter of days – which means she’s alone…but not really. Bet your boob job the Church has her handcuffed to the BFF shadow. Full Story

Kate Moss a critical flop?

April 16, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at April 16, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

According to fashion critics, Kate’s designs for Topshop suck ass, with a senior staffer at Barney’s calling her “a working class slag from a crap town” and dismissing her clothes as cheap imitations of items she’s worn in the past created by “real” style mavericks. Full Story

How the Tabloids write themselves?

April 16, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at April 16, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Navigating the gossip terrain is a tricky business. Celebrity spin, publicists feeding fake stories, weeding through the sales and the conspiracies – unless you’re a card carrying member of the MiniVan Majority, you probably want to be a bit more discerning with your smut, right? Especially since the rags will pretty much print anything. Full Story

Friday, April 13, 2007

Dear Gossips,

Many of you wrote yesterday deploring Naomi Watts’s bra-less appearance at the Tom Ford store opening the night before. Some called it “crude”, others decreed that “no pregnant should be without a bra” and even went so far as to compare her to Britney Spears.

Naomi Watts = Britney Spears?

Ah…no. Not even close.

Call me Cruise but I thought Naomi’s free tits looked kinda hot. Hot like Mother Fertility. Hot like she was just more comfortable that way. And since Naomi isn’t a famewhore like her BFF The Freeze, and since I’ve never been pregnant and since I never intend to be, since I can’t totally relate but I can imagine what it must be like to lug a bump around all day, I’m going to assume she was just more comfortable that way. That you may not have been but that she was. And that she chose to go out for a night on the town, grin and bear it with the fashionable and the pretentious but at the very least be comfortable doing so.

And for that, I love her even more.

Friday – live blogging, a new giveaway, and if it’s a slow day, perhaps reviving the Mailbag.

Have a great, great, great weekend. It’s NHL Playoff time in Canada…am headed to the game tonight. WITH my camera. Because Playoff time is Hockey Whore time.

Can’t wait.

Yours in gossip,
Lainey

JLo Speaks GMD?

April 13, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at April 13, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Hardcore Lopez fans keep insisting she hasn’t and will not go with the Xenu, even though she recently admitted that her father has gone with the Xenu for 20 years. They assert that she is simply friends with Leah Remini and the Robobride, that she is pragmatic about her relationship with the Gay Midget Dwarf and has her own motivations for sharing his limelight. Full Story

The GMD to RoboBride: Put on your happy face!

April 11, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at April 11, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Under attack everywhere – with Us Weekly calling her a prisoner (and curiously no ensuing lawsuit) and increasing criticism about the Church and its oddball “detoxification” tactics for 9/11 workers, it was time for another PR dinner. And look at him...look at him “presenting” her. Full Story

JLo & Marc: is it over?

April 11, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at April 11, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Call me Cruise but I hope not. Read the entire article before making your conclusion. OK! Magazine claims she’s leaving him. Because he’s controlling, because he doesn’t give her her own space, because he shadows her everywhere and she’s finally tired of being controlled. The report references several huge scraps – one last summer and one in December with Jennifer venturing out solo to seek solace from friends – Marc’s jealousy at the Globes in January when she was dancing with another man, and his constant pressure on her to sell her homes in Miami and LA (no reason provided in the article). Full Story

The Daily Little: SJP

April 10, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at April 10, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

At an event honouring Diane Keaton last night. All over her hair and the eyes look rather…refreshed, non? But the dress. Can’t say I’m down with the dress. A bit prom on the skirt non? And the cut, perhaps not on someone so short? Just makes her look even littler, I think. And if you’re not tall either, save it with your protest email – I’m height challenged as well. Full Story