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This is IceMan!?!?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 24, 2007 12:00:00 April 24, 2007 12:00:00

“You"re everyone"s problem. That"s because every time you go up in the air, you"re unsafe. I don"t like you because you"re dangerous.”I know I don’t need to explain the origin of that quote. And I know if you grew up in 80s believing the GMD wasn’t the GMD, and rewinding the beach volleyball scene over and over again, you probably have a little fondness in your heart for Val Kilmer. Full Story

The California Air

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 24, 2007 12:00:00 April 24, 2007 12:00:00

Last week, the GMD came out of a restaurant looking 15 years fresher – succeeding where his ex wife has failed. A few days later however, in NYC for a Xenu fundraiser, bitch looked rough – haggard, old, saggy. Full Story

Little Sci Goes to a Party

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 23, 2007 12:00:00 April 23, 2007 12:00:00

Little Sci turned 1 last Wednesday – same day as Grier Henchy, 2nd daughter of Brooke Shields, with whom the GMD famously feuded over postpartum depression. Not known whether or not Little Sci had a xenu-themed birthday party of her own but she did show up at Grier’s party on Saturday along with her parents looking cuter than ever. Full Story

Friday, April 20, 2007

Dear Gossips,

The Spears Family draggin’ their sh-t out for public consumption… verging on not fun smut.

Sigh.

So how’s this for Canadian contrasts? The Ellen Show today…Ryan Gosling – SO endearing, so funny, so likeable. And then Avril Lavigne – SO the opposite. One you want to get to know better, the other you couldn’t give a f&ck.

Why? Because Ryan Gosling actually has a personality, although he might want to stay away from skinny jeans.

And forgot to mention – saw Fracture a few days ago. Call me Cruise but AnThony Hopkins (don’t forget the hard “T” per Gwyneth) is a sexy beast. Creepy, crawly, crazy…but sexy. The man is a f&cking master. And watching him spar onscreen with the one of Hollywood’s most talented young actors was fascinating – like he was challenging Ryan Gosling in every scene: bring it kid, come to school, I’m far from dead.

Love, love, love.

Friday – live blogging, check back often for new posts including one addressing the panicked McGoslings.

Have a great weekend!

Yours in gossip,
Lainey

A High Waisted Difference

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 20, 2007 12:00:00 April 20, 2007 12:00:00

Now Mischa Barton, though to be fair, even if it’s not her best look, and nowhere near her best look, nothing comes close to Jessica Simpson’s now legendary atrocity from earlier this week. Besides, the gorgessity of those boots on Mischa’s feet balance out the high waisted blue shorts anyway, non? Call me Cruise but I think she looks cute. Full Story

The GMD & Katie: Karmaface & RoboBride

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 20, 2007 12:00:00 April 20, 2007 12:00:00

In NYC last night supporting a Church-driven detox program to help victims of 9/11. And while the GMD looked fresh and botoxed a few days ago, clearly the injections have less potency on his face than they do on his ex-wife’s…because girlfriend looks absolutely horrid. Like clammy and oily and tryin’ to be all manly man with his open-necked shirt, self consciously touching his expanding gut, in sharp contrast to his wife - lovely but devoid of any trace of sex appeal. Full Story

Happy Birthday Mrs Beckham

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 17, 2007 12:00:00 April 17, 2007 12:00:00

Married to that piece of hotness? Every day is her birthday. But what would a Posh birthday be without shopping? In Paris no less? Here they are, the Beckhams, colour and coif coordinated per usual, fighting off those smutty reports that they’ve grown apart due to her frequent jaunts to America. Full Story

Little Children DVD Exclusive Giveaway!!!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 17, 2007 12:00:00 April 17, 2007 12:00:00

I cannot tell you how f&cking brilliant this movie is. The kind of movie that stays with you and bothers you for days. I LOVED Little Children. I loved Kate Winslet in Little Children. She is complicated and conflicted and not all that likeable but very likeable and believable and … there are no words. Full Story

Reining in Homo?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 17, 2007 12:00:00 April 17, 2007 12:00:00

They had him on a short leash for a long time. And then he earned their trust. He behaved for a decade. He made babies, he held the queer feather deep inside. So then they loosened up. They let him go to Toronto. To dress up in drag for a movie called Hairspray. They let him run wild and free, away from the shackles, to taste freedom for a few months as reward for toeing the line for so long, confident that he’d been completely rehabilitated, confident that the doctrine had “fixed” his problem. Full Story

RoboBride in Louisiana

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 16, 2007 12:00:00 April 16, 2007 12:00:00

Heads up Shreveport…Katie Holmes is in town. So save her! Save her while you can! Because right now, she’s alone! The GMD has yet to join her, he will be doing so in a matter of days – which means she’s alone…but not really. Bet your boob job the Church has her handcuffed to the BFF shadow. Full Story

Kate Moss a critical flop?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 16, 2007 12:00:00 April 16, 2007 12:00:00

According to fashion critics, Kate’s designs for Topshop suck ass, with a senior staffer at Barney’s calling her “a working class slag from a crap town” and dismissing her clothes as cheap imitations of items she’s worn in the past created by “real” style mavericks. Full Story