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The GMD & Katie: Karmaface & RoboBride

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 20, 2007 12:00:00 April 20, 2007 12:00:00

In NYC last night supporting a Church-driven detox program to help victims of 9/11. And while the GMD looked fresh and botoxed a few days ago, clearly the injections have less potency on his face than they do on his ex-wife’s…because girlfriend looks absolutely horrid. Like clammy and oily and tryin’ to be all manly man with his open-necked shirt, self consciously touching his expanding gut, in sharp contrast to his wife - lovely but devoid of any trace of sex appeal. Full Story

Happy Birthday Mrs Beckham

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 17, 2007 12:00:00 April 17, 2007 12:00:00

Married to that piece of hotness? Every day is her birthday. But what would a Posh birthday be without shopping? In Paris no less? Here they are, the Beckhams, colour and coif coordinated per usual, fighting off those smutty reports that they’ve grown apart due to her frequent jaunts to America. Full Story

Little Children DVD Exclusive Giveaway!!!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 17, 2007 12:00:00 April 17, 2007 12:00:00

I cannot tell you how f&cking brilliant this movie is. The kind of movie that stays with you and bothers you for days. I LOVED Little Children. I loved Kate Winslet in Little Children. She is complicated and conflicted and not all that likeable but very likeable and believable and … there are no words. Full Story

Reining in Homo?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 17, 2007 12:00:00 April 17, 2007 12:00:00

They had him on a short leash for a long time. And then he earned their trust. He behaved for a decade. He made babies, he held the queer feather deep inside. So then they loosened up. They let him go to Toronto. To dress up in drag for a movie called Hairspray. They let him run wild and free, away from the shackles, to taste freedom for a few months as reward for toeing the line for so long, confident that he’d been completely rehabilitated, confident that the doctrine had “fixed” his problem. Full Story

RoboBride in Louisiana

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 16, 2007 12:00:00 April 16, 2007 12:00:00

Heads up Shreveport…Katie Holmes is in town. So save her! Save her while you can! Because right now, she’s alone! The GMD has yet to join her, he will be doing so in a matter of days – which means she’s alone…but not really. Bet your boob job the Church has her handcuffed to the BFF shadow. Full Story

Kate Moss a critical flop?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 16, 2007 12:00:00 April 16, 2007 12:00:00

According to fashion critics, Kate’s designs for Topshop suck ass, with a senior staffer at Barney’s calling her “a working class slag from a crap town” and dismissing her clothes as cheap imitations of items she’s worn in the past created by “real” style mavericks. Full Story

How the Tabloids write themselves?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 16, 2007 12:00:00 April 16, 2007 12:00:00

Navigating the gossip terrain is a tricky business. Celebrity spin, publicists feeding fake stories, weeding through the sales and the conspiracies – unless you’re a card carrying member of the MiniVan Majority, you probably want to be a bit more discerning with your smut, right? Especially since the rags will pretty much print anything. Full Story

Friday, April 13, 2007

Dear Gossips,

Many of you wrote yesterday deploring Naomi Watts’s bra-less appearance at the Tom Ford store opening the night before. Some called it “crude”, others decreed that “no pregnant should be without a bra” and even went so far as to compare her to Britney Spears.

Naomi Watts = Britney Spears?

Ah…no. Not even close.

Call me Cruise but I thought Naomi’s free tits looked kinda hot. Hot like Mother Fertility. Hot like she was just more comfortable that way. And since Naomi isn’t a famewhore like her BFF The Freeze, and since I’ve never been pregnant and since I never intend to be, since I can’t totally relate but I can imagine what it must be like to lug a bump around all day, I’m going to assume she was just more comfortable that way. That you may not have been but that she was. And that she chose to go out for a night on the town, grin and bear it with the fashionable and the pretentious but at the very least be comfortable doing so.

And for that, I love her even more.

Friday – live blogging, a new giveaway, and if it’s a slow day, perhaps reviving the Mailbag.

Have a great, great, great weekend. It’s NHL Playoff time in Canada…am headed to the game tonight. WITH my camera. Because Playoff time is Hockey Whore time.

Can’t wait.

Yours in gossip,
Lainey

JLo Speaks GMD?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 13, 2007 12:00:00 April 13, 2007 12:00:00

Hardcore Lopez fans keep insisting she hasn’t and will not go with the Xenu, even though she recently admitted that her father has gone with the Xenu for 20 years. They assert that she is simply friends with Leah Remini and the Robobride, that she is pragmatic about her relationship with the Gay Midget Dwarf and has her own motivations for sharing his limelight. Full Story

The GMD to RoboBride: Put on your happy face!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 11, 2007 12:00:00 April 11, 2007 12:00:00

Under attack everywhere – with Us Weekly calling her a prisoner (and curiously no ensuing lawsuit) and increasing criticism about the Church and its oddball “detoxification” tactics for 9/11 workers, it was time for another PR dinner. And look at him...look at him “presenting” her. Full Story

JLo & Marc: is it over?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 11, 2007 12:00:00 April 11, 2007 12:00:00

Call me Cruise but I hope not. Read the entire article before making your conclusion. OK! Magazine claims she’s leaving him. Because he’s controlling, because he doesn’t give her her own space, because he shadows her everywhere and she’s finally tired of being controlled. The report references several huge scraps – one last summer and one in December with Jennifer venturing out solo to seek solace from friends – Marc’s jealousy at the Globes in January when she was dancing with another man, and his constant pressure on her to sell her homes in Miami and LA (no reason provided in the article). Full Story