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Kate Moss a critical flop?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 16, 2007 12:00:00 April 16, 2007 12:00:00

According to fashion critics, Kate’s designs for Topshop suck ass, with a senior staffer at Barney’s calling her “a working class slag from a crap town” and dismissing her clothes as cheap imitations of items she’s worn in the past created by “real” style mavericks. Full Story

How the Tabloids write themselves?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 16, 2007 12:00:00 April 16, 2007 12:00:00

Navigating the gossip terrain is a tricky business. Celebrity spin, publicists feeding fake stories, weeding through the sales and the conspiracies – unless you’re a card carrying member of the MiniVan Majority, you probably want to be a bit more discerning with your smut, right? Especially since the rags will pretty much print anything. Full Story

Friday, April 13, 2007

Dear Gossips,

Many of you wrote yesterday deploring Naomi Watts’s bra-less appearance at the Tom Ford store opening the night before. Some called it “crude”, others decreed that “no pregnant should be without a bra” and even went so far as to compare her to Britney Spears.

Naomi Watts = Britney Spears?

Ah…no. Not even close.

Call me Cruise but I thought Naomi’s free tits looked kinda hot. Hot like Mother Fertility. Hot like she was just more comfortable that way. And since Naomi isn’t a famewhore like her BFF The Freeze, and since I’ve never been pregnant and since I never intend to be, since I can’t totally relate but I can imagine what it must be like to lug a bump around all day, I’m going to assume she was just more comfortable that way. That you may not have been but that she was. And that she chose to go out for a night on the town, grin and bear it with the fashionable and the pretentious but at the very least be comfortable doing so.

And for that, I love her even more.

Friday – live blogging, a new giveaway, and if it’s a slow day, perhaps reviving the Mailbag.

Have a great, great, great weekend. It’s NHL Playoff time in Canada…am headed to the game tonight. WITH my camera. Because Playoff time is Hockey Whore time.

Can’t wait.

Yours in gossip,
Lainey

JLo Speaks GMD?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 13, 2007 12:00:00 April 13, 2007 12:00:00

Hardcore Lopez fans keep insisting she hasn’t and will not go with the Xenu, even though she recently admitted that her father has gone with the Xenu for 20 years. They assert that she is simply friends with Leah Remini and the Robobride, that she is pragmatic about her relationship with the Gay Midget Dwarf and has her own motivations for sharing his limelight. Full Story

The GMD to RoboBride: Put on your happy face!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 11, 2007 12:00:00 April 11, 2007 12:00:00

Under attack everywhere – with Us Weekly calling her a prisoner (and curiously no ensuing lawsuit) and increasing criticism about the Church and its oddball “detoxification” tactics for 9/11 workers, it was time for another PR dinner. And look at him...look at him “presenting” her. Full Story

JLo & Marc: is it over?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 11, 2007 12:00:00 April 11, 2007 12:00:00

Call me Cruise but I hope not. Read the entire article before making your conclusion. OK! Magazine claims she’s leaving him. Because he’s controlling, because he doesn’t give her her own space, because he shadows her everywhere and she’s finally tired of being controlled. The report references several huge scraps – one last summer and one in December with Jennifer venturing out solo to seek solace from friends – Marc’s jealousy at the Globes in January when she was dancing with another man, and his constant pressure on her to sell her homes in Miami and LA (no reason provided in the article). Full Story

The Daily Little: SJP

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 10, 2007 12:00:00 April 10, 2007 12:00:00

At an event honouring Diane Keaton last night. All over her hair and the eyes look rather…refreshed, non? But the dress. Can’t say I’m down with the dress. A bit prom on the skirt non? And the cut, perhaps not on someone so short? Just makes her look even littler, I think. And if you’re not tall either, save it with your protest email – I’m height challenged as well. Full Story

Naomi Campbell reformed?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 10, 2007 12:00:00 April 10, 2007 12:00:00

Interview with Access Hollywood following her sanitation stint 2 weeks ago. Naomi found the experience “humbling” and was grateful to have had the opportunity to meet people with whom she would never have crossed paths otherwise. She also says she appreciated that her new acquaintances were “straight up” with her, understandably refreshing since celebrities are usually surrounded by people who live up their asses, willing and ready and foaming at the mouth to cater to a star’s every whim. Full Story

Salma Hayek: breaking the glass ceiling

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 10, 2007 12:00:00 April 10, 2007 12:00:00

As gaygay Wentie would say: Brava Salma, Brava Brava. Salma Hayek is now the head of a brand new production company financed by MGM “specializing in Latino movies appealing to wider, mainstream audiences.” The newly formed Ventanazul will release 2 to 4 projects a year showcasing Latino/Latina talent, capitalizing on the critical acclaim of Salma’s Frida and the runaway success of her Ugly Betty. Full Story

Detox with the GMD

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 9, 2007 12:00:00 April 9, 2007 12:00:00

The NY Post is calling Tom Cruise a QuackPot. Do you love it or do you LOVE it? And the accompanying photo kills me too. So the Gay Midget Dwarf is scheduled to hit NYC on April 19th for a fundraiser – apparently the Church has found the magic solution to those suffering from toxin exposure during 9/11. Full Story

Penelope Cruz: Professional or One Time?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 5, 2007 12:00:00 April 5, 2007 12:00:00

Every week it’s someone new. First Orlando Bloom – which I’m told never happened. And then the suggestion of something sizzling with Olivier Martinez – which was apparently just friendship. Now it’s Josh Hartnett and a Caribbean holiday last week. Problem is – a lot of gossips think she’s a beard and a lesbian, based primarily on the GMD connection. Full Story