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The Daily Bitch…Please

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 4, 2007 12:00:00 April 4, 2007 12:00:00

Things that kill me (today): 1. that there are people who will pay to see Wild Hogs. 2. that the same people still think John Travolting is straight3. that some lobotomised idiot actually called into a radio show to support Heather Mills. Based on what??? That she isn’t a bad dancer? Please! Analysis of the call Lady called Pat phones in to Ryan Seacrest: "I"m ashamed that I had a judgment against her based on everything that you read in the newspapers, that she was after his money, and, come on – everyone was down on Heather Mills. Full Story

Settling for Tori over Reese?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 4, 2007 12:00:00 April 4, 2007 12:00:00

Now you know I worship Janice Min… WORSHIP. But after getting beaten by People for the Cruise and Pitt photo opps, Janice had to secure what she could. Two straight weeks of killer covers, first exposing the Hollywood drug problem followed by the super smutty attack on Angelina Jolie last week…and now this??? How do you explain this??? Well, to tell you the truth, I guess I don’t blame her. Full Story

Granny Freeze at Kids’ Choice

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 2, 2007 12:00:00 April 2, 2007 12:00:00

Doesn"t look pregnant to me...but hey - she wants us to believe it so let"s indulge her shall we? Nicole Kidman at Kids’ Choice Awards on Saturday. Safe to say at this point the face is beyond repair…not only frozen but plumped in the strangest areas. And because of it so painfully, so ironically, so desperately AGED. Full Story

Sapphic Drew?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 29, 2007 12:00:00 March 29, 2007 12:00:00

Jane Pratt founded Jane Magazine. Then she left or she was fired…not relevant. The point is she now has her own radio show and she’s doing promo for it and she has decided to reveal that she once had sex with Drew Barrymore. Drew appeared on Jane’s first cover in 1997. Presumably, that’s when it happened. Full Story

Us Weekly vs The Pitts

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 28, 2007 12:00:00 March 28, 2007 12:00:00

Another week, another ballsy Us Weekly cover. Janice and her crew are on the warpath, this time against Angelina Jolie. So she just adopted Pax. And she said that she’s planning to take time off to be with her four kids. But she has also accepted new movie offers, is scheduled to begin working again, and of course the vicious bitches at the magazine had to get some random adoption author to comment on the “oddness” of her behaviour. Full Story

Monday, March 26, 2007

Dear Gossips,

There was absolutely NO smutty emergency yesterday re: Britney. She was taken to hospital, it was supposedly a dental issue, she was released very quickly, the pappies lost their sh-t over nothing. And yes… I’m a conspiracy lover just as much as you…but these photos below taken upon her arrival at Century City Hospital don’t exact show an OD’ing bitch being carried inside to get her stomach pumped, you know what I mean?

Let’s focus on the positive, shall we?

She did NOT celebrate KFed’s birthday party in Vegas this weekend - VERY good news.  She is dancing again - also very good news. And it’s been five days since she exited rehab and we still haven’t seen her poonie – the best news. So call me Cruise but optimism rules. More on Britney below.

Monday – real time blogging, check back often for fresh posts.

Yours in gossip,



Britney: a comeback sign

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 26, 2007 12:00:00 March 26, 2007 12:00:00

Her body. At one time a temple, of late not so much. But a new sign has emerged, y’all. And it’s a very, very, very good sign. Check out her arm. Call me Cruise but I see definition in that arm. I see tone. And tone means she’s working out. And working out means she’s (somewhat) motivated. Full Story

Is she? Really?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 23, 2007 12:00:00 March 23, 2007 12:00:00

Demi and Ashton at the Tom Cruise gala last night. She didn’t look pregnant the other day and she certainly doesn’t look it today. No bump, no glow…though hey, I have no idea either way but if the speculation is entirely based on the fact that she wore an overcoat to an event 10 days ago, I’d say that’s pretty weak. Full Story

The GMD & Robobride answer back!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 23, 2007 12:00:00 March 23, 2007 12:00:00

On the heels of Janice Min’s gutsy cover, the GMD and his wife played dress up at a gala last night in his honour. As you would expect, Katie was perfectly manicured, Tom was all smiles and all adoring. Would it surprise you then if People Online runs a photo and a quote later on today about how “marvelously happy” they are together? And how “amazing and magnificent” it is for her to be a mother to Little Sci and Connor and Isabella? Am watching closely, stay tuned. Full Story

Tom Cruise “Psychopathic”? Katie a Puppet?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 22, 2007 12:00:00 March 22, 2007 12:00:00

Balls to the Wall. Only way to describe Janice Min and Us Weekly…Love, love, love.   This week’s issue – Inside Katie’s Prison, I’ve just read the details and it is juicy, dirty smut...the BEST kind! Apparently he controls her every move, he screens her calls, he is making decisions about her career, she is crying for hours at a time on the phone with Victoria Beckham, and as punishment for that and for Posh not wanting to play with Scientology, he refused to let Katie go to Milan with Vicky recently to hook up with Roberto Cavalli. Full Story

A Spanking New Partnership

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 21, 2007 12:00:00 March 21, 2007 12:00:00

So the GMD has a new job: starring in movie about a Hitler assassination attempt directed by Bryan Singer. Bryan Singer helmed Superman, directed X-Men and X2, is very cute in a very fresh young gay kind of way…and thought Tom Cruise would be a perfect addition to his cast, even though Tom had not originally planned on participating after his studio acquired the rights to the script. Full Story