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Britney: Love in Rehab? Leaving Rehab?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 14, 2007 12:00:00 March 14, 2007 12:00:00

Do you think the tabloids have “planted” their own moles inside Promises to dig up as much dirt on Britney as possible so they can sell out the details of her treatment to the rags. I think yes… you? Two differing reports today, first the National Enquirer – despite KFed’s regular presence during visitation, their sources say Britney has fallen in love with some random rocker named Jason Filyaw inside battling alcoholism. Full Story

Tuesday, March 13, 2007
Dear Gossips, Thanks so much for all your messages of concern. I"m particularly grateful that you have been worried that I"ve been taken captive by the GMD …which is not the case but all thing considered, probably not improbable. Actually, now that I think about it, whatever I have could be his doing - only Xenu knows the sinister evil of the Gay Midget Dwarf and his Church of the Hidden Homo Gay. I am so sorry for not smutting. I haven"t been this sick in a very long time. And we still don"t know why. So can I test your patience just one more day? Tomorrow is Wednesday, I promise I"ll be back tomorrow. A thousand apologies and a thousand germ-infested hugs for the kind words of support. Love you, thank you, owe you. Yours in gossip, Lainey PS. Am dictating to my husband. If this doesn"t sound like me, you now know why. PPS. See below. A couple tokens of appreciation for your understanding while I ail.

Meeting at the Spa

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 13, 2007 12:00:00 March 13, 2007 12:00:00

There have always been rumblings about his sexual orientation…never anything concrete. Just that, as we all know, any time you’re single for a protracted time in Hollywood and you happen to be as fine and distinguished as he is, people start to whisper. And while I do know for sure that he does enjoy women, even hiring them on occasion, this is the first legitimate hint of the gaygay – for me anyway – that I can report. Full Story

The Daily Routine: RoboBride Goes Shopping

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 6, 2007 12:00:00 March 6, 2007 12:00:00

So what else is new? Katie Holmes is livin’ the dream, man. No brain required, just a healthy uterus and the willpower to slim down immediately after birth….and the reward? All shopping, all the time, and a discreet affair with the gardener while the GMD is schtupping the pool boy. Sigh. Am jealous. Full Story

The Perfect Pitts

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 5, 2007 12:00:00 March 5, 2007 12:00:00

OK so whatever Brad’s doing to look so freakin’ hot again these days…keep at it, honey. Sure there are the haters but seriously… how easy is it to look at this couple? This family? LOVE Zahara. Girl is always eating! And the Chosen One? That shape of that mouth is divinity. As for the matching parental hotness outfits? Love, love, love. Full Story

Little Sci: on the heels of the Chosen One

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 5, 2007 12:00:00 March 5, 2007 12:00:00

Probably coincidence right? Check out Little Sci and her parents on Sunday on their way to a basketball game. Normally kept super undercover but just days after The Chosen One’s public outing with Daddy Brad, the Cruises are following suit. But enough conspiracy mongering – let’s focus instead on the following observations, shall we? - Katie’s sweater: love it. Full Story

The Daily Possessed: Ashley Olsen

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 5, 2007 12:00:00 March 5, 2007 12:00:00

Their style has been much maligned. Personally? There is something about it I like very much. I like that I don’t see their billionaire hooters. I like that they’re not Mystic Tanned up the ying yang. I like that I can look at MK’s mouth without picturing a penis dangling from her lips. I like that pink is avoided at all costs. Full Story

Tom Cruise: Hollywood Voldemort Vindicated

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 2, 2007 12:00:00 March 2, 2007 12:00:00

If you don’t read Harry Potter (why the hell not???) you probably won’t get the reference but as far as things go in Hollywood, you can’t deny the tenacity and sheer…… UN-killableness of Tom Cruise. Just a few short months ago in the summer, after being dumped by Paramount and embarrassingly admonished in the Wall Street Journal by Viacom Chairman Sumner Redstone, the GMD was flat out on the mat at 7 ½ - what (spoiler!) Meredith was before being ridiculously resuscitated by her mother and the pressure of Christina’s hands on her feet. Full Story

Tom Cruise: Presenting Katie Holmes

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 27, 2007 12:00:00 February 27, 2007 12:00:00

OK the photo alone is ridiculous enough but watching it is even funnier. Somewhere out there I hope Vanity Fair releases for public consumption their own video feed from the event – f*cking hilarious. In the meantime, I’ll try to explain it as best I can. As you can see – he’s “presenting” her. Full Story

The Daily Adorable: Little Sci

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 23, 2007 12:00:00 February 23, 2007 12:00:00

Growing up fast and growing up SUPER CUTE! Check out Little Sci yesterday, in the arms of her mother, attended by her grandmother, and already perfecting the glazed-eye look ubiquitous in all women at Church. RoboBaby? Chill. I’m not raggin’ on Suri. Because Suri is delightful. Chubby and delightful and fathered by the GMD. Full Story

Thursday, February 22, 2007
Dear Gossips, Good news and bad news. Bad news first: today is a travel day meaning intermittent posts, whenever I can jump online at the airport. The good news: I’m traveling to the only place WORTH traveling to this weekend in the world of smut. And what’s this weekend? Of course it’s the Oscars! Am headed for LA! As the only Canadian Oscar broadcaster, CTV has the privilege of holding down TWO positions during Oscar arrivals on Sunday. The host of eTalk, Ben Mulroney, will be interviewing celebrities down on the redcarpet and I will be joining Tanya Kim on the balcony just above the carpet, on the walkway where the stars ascend to get into the Kodak Theatre. Starting at 6:30pm ET, 3:30pm PT on Oscar Sunday, one hour of live tv fashion commentary and instant smutty observations, also available on CTV Broadband. I promise you gossips…if the GMD so much as glances at the ass of a hot young male intern, you will hear about it! And you will also hear about what’s happening in the Press Room during the telecast. As you know, presenters and winners hit the press room when they come off stage – who trips, who picks her ass, who was humble, who was gracious, who needed a drink, who looked alarmingly thin up close, who was making goo goo eyes at someone other than his wife…no smutty detail will go unnoticed and every smutty detail will be chronicled in my Backstage Blog posted on I will also be blogging on THIS site all weekend from LA. Check back often for fresh posts. Also check back after the Oscars for the Style Review and the Smut that can’t be printed anywhere else! My thanks to Kiss & Makeup for the weekend accessories and to Christina Darling for my weekend wardrobe. And endless appreciation and gratitude to ALL OF YOU for supporting and for making opportunities like this possible! Thank you, love you, owe you. Yours in gossip, Lainey PS. Did I mention Gwyneth is presenting at the Oscars? Just asking… PPS. I’m at the Roosevelt so if you’re in the area, stop by and say hi. Incidentally, the Roosevelt is also the home of Teddy’s, where Lilo is every other night. Will keep my eyes peeled for pinnage…promise. PPPS. Many, many thanks for all your emails recently. Because of Oscar prep, I"ve been terrible at writing back. I do read every message - will try to reply as soon as I come home! x Lainey