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Loving Liv

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 21, 2007 12:00:00 March 21, 2007 12:00:00

Liv Tyler last night at the premiere of Reign Over Me starring Adam Sandler. She’s lovely, non? Like really, really, really beautiful. Like, the most perfect face ever. And I’m totally down with her husband too. Royston Langdon. Call me Cruise but I think he’s Quirky Sexy. Probably because he resembles Thom Yorke who of course is the sexiest quirky bitch. Full Story

Chills, Chills, Chills: Katie trapped!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 21, 2007 12:00:00 March 21, 2007 12:00:00

New US Weekly…and once again, Janice Min is killin’ it. I mean, holy sh-t, gossips… this is BOLD. This is a direct assault on the GMD. This is basically calling him a sadistic freak, controlling his wife, keeping her sequestered, keeping her nailed down to the house, and she’s running to the Beckhams for consolation. Full Story

Not Smoking Makes Me Crazy

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 20, 2007 12:00:00 March 20, 2007 12:00:00

Seriously. I looked at this photo of Marc Anthony and not only was I indifferent… I actually don’t think he looks half bad. Please hate me. I hate myself. Jennifer Lopez and Marc in Spain for her Spanish album promo. Contrary to reports that the two are on the verge of a split because he’s a controlling freak, I’m hearing we are nowhere near a separation. Full Story

Little Sci the Toddler

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 20, 2007 12:00:00 March 20, 2007 12:00:00

Growing up fast! So if it’s not a weekend at the pitch, it’s a weekend at the basketball court. Here are the GMD, Katie, and Little Sci on Sunday. As you can see, she’s walking, she’s climbing, she’s a toddler, and she’s really really cute. Tom on the other hand, the wear and tear of the secret homo fraud – keeping a secret can eat you alive. Full Story

Kiki & Johnny: better signs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 19, 2007 12:00:00 March 19, 2007 12:00:00

As opposed to the Chill… Whatever body language shared with Fabrizio a few weeks ago, my Kiki seems much more sure of herself with Razorlight’s Johnny Borrell than she did with Drew Barrymore’s leftovers. Have a look – Kiki this weekend at SXSW on the receiving end of some romantic attention (apparently they were making out everywhere) and this time it looks like SHE is in control. Full Story

JLo: not cute in Vegas

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 15, 2007 12:00:00 March 15, 2007 12:00:00

Promoting El Cantante in Vegas. Now you I know I love her, you know I think she almost never looks bad... but still… Sometimes the fake eyelashes are a bit overkill, you know? Especially when you can see them and they look all splotchy and weird. And then the hair. For an Asian girl like me, I envy body. Full Story

Britney: Love in Rehab? Leaving Rehab?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 14, 2007 12:00:00 March 14, 2007 12:00:00

Do you think the tabloids have “planted” their own moles inside Promises to dig up as much dirt on Britney as possible so they can sell out the details of her treatment to the rags. I think yes… you? Two differing reports today, first the National Enquirer – despite KFed’s regular presence during visitation, their sources say Britney has fallen in love with some random rocker named Jason Filyaw inside battling alcoholism. Full Story

Tuesday, March 13, 2007 Dear Gossips, Thanks so much for all your messages of concern. I"m particularly grateful that you have been worried that I"ve been taken captive by the GMD …which is not the case but all thing considered, probably not improbable. Actually, now that I think about it, whatever I have could be his doing - only Xenu knows the sinister evil of the Gay Midget Dwarf and his Church of the Hidden Homo Gay. I am so sorry for not smutting. I haven"t been this sick in a very long time. And we still don"t know why. So can I test your patience just one more day? Tomorrow is Wednesday, I promise I"ll be back tomorrow. A thousand apologies and a thousand germ-infested hugs for the kind words of support. Love you, thank you, owe you. Yours in gossip, Lainey PS. Am dictating to my husband. If this doesn"t sound like me, you now know why. PPS. See below. A couple tokens of appreciation for your understanding while I ail.

Meeting at the Spa

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 13, 2007 12:00:00 March 13, 2007 12:00:00

There have always been rumblings about his sexual orientation…never anything concrete. Just that, as we all know, any time you’re single for a protracted time in Hollywood and you happen to be as fine and distinguished as he is, people start to whisper. And while I do know for sure that he does enjoy women, even hiring them on occasion, this is the first legitimate hint of the gaygay – for me anyway – that I can report. Full Story

The Daily Routine: RoboBride Goes Shopping

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 6, 2007 12:00:00 March 6, 2007 12:00:00

So what else is new? Katie Holmes is livin’ the dream, man. No brain required, just a healthy uterus and the willpower to slim down immediately after birth….and the reward? All shopping, all the time, and a discreet affair with the gardener while the GMD is schtupping the pool boy. Sigh. Am jealous. Full Story

The Perfect Pitts

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 5, 2007 12:00:00 March 5, 2007 12:00:00

OK so whatever Brad’s doing to look so freakin’ hot again these days…keep at it, honey. Sure there are the haters but seriously… how easy is it to look at this couple? This family? LOVE Zahara. Girl is always eating! And the Chosen One? That shape of that mouth is divinity. As for the matching parental hotness outfits? Love, love, love. Full Story