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Cisco says no split

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 7, 2007 12:00:00 February 7, 2007 12:00:00

Despite what you may have heard today, Cisco Adler’s rep says Mischa Barton has not broken up with his client over that notorious photo found among Paris Hilton’s skanky belongings and revealed on, and if you unfamiliar with THAT photo, see below for details but consider yourself warned. Full Story

The GMD & Katie: Dancing Fool, RoboBride

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 6, 2007 12:00:00 February 6, 2007 12:00:00

Leaving their Miami hotel the other day – surprisingly from this angle, Tom actually looks kinda fresh. Anyway, do you watch Extras? Ricky Gervais’s follow-up to The Office? F*cking hilarious. Seriously, seriously funny. And embarrassing. Two idiots bumbling their way through film sets unintentionally but intentionally insulting every minority group including the handicapped, blacks, Asians, a man with one leg shorter than the other, and victims of civil war – and that’s just Season 1. Full Story

Monday, February 5, 2007
Dear Gossips, While the result wasn’t ideal, there really is nothing better than Superbowl weekend, engrossed in a new book, and snack food on command. The fourth in the Sisterhood Traveling Pants series, didn’t even know it was out. Not my favourite of the lot but teen fiction? Love, love, love. Am on the fly today –assigned to report from the “eTalk Confessional Booth” for Canadian Idol. As in interviewing people before and after their auditions. Me interviewing singing contestants at 8am, still under the weather, and my bitch is raging hardcore. Help. Check it out on eTalk on Tuesday. Monday – live blogging, check back often for fresh posts, but no proper sentences today… am rushing, please forgive? Back to normal tomorrow…promise. Yours in gossip, Lainey PS. The GMD, Masseur-lovin’ Pilot, the RoboBrides, and the Vampire – Scientology Superbowl, Goddess help us all. PPS. Don’t forget The Hills Season 2 premiere Monday night on MTV Canada – and I’ll be live on the Aftershow immediately following, dishing on the new sleaze in town. His name is Spencer, makes Jason look like Josh Groban. PPPS. Dedicated to Sass Jordan…because Paula Abdul only wishes.

Faux Audrey Hepburn & the Gay Midget Dwarf

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 5, 2007 12:00:00 February 5, 2007 12:00:00

It’s a terrible thing…watching a man pass his prime but hang on for dear life. I’ll concede – one upon a time, Tom Cruise was a goodlooking man. Back when celluloid could make up 5 inches, back when a fighter plane could somehow mask the homo, and the ubiquitous jaw clench could pass for great acting - back in the day, the GMD was undeniably attractive. Full Story

Conquered by the Vampire

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 5, 2007 12:00:00 February 5, 2007 12:00:00

Hated at the beginning. When they first hooked up, Jennifer and Marc, as his festering rot somehow claimed her booty, like many of you there were sad, sick days. But somehow, some way, sounds cheese but now I believe. I believe that he adores her, I believe that she adores that he adores her, and believing makes occasions like these easier to swallow. Full Story

The Daily Shameful Quiveration: Bruce Willis

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 2, 2007 12:00:00 February 2, 2007 12:00:00

Is it wrong of me? Maybe it’s the cold. But he looks kinda sexy if you ask me. Waaaaaaaaay sexier than the GMD. And making it out with Drew Barrymore – hot, non? No? Here’s Bruce leaving Koi, currently shooting Live Free or Die Hard and let’s hope it’s the last. One and two were fantastic. Three licked balls. Full Story

The Daily Gorgessity: Katie Holmes

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 1, 2007 12:00:00 February 1, 2007 12:00:00

And isn’t this why it’s so sad? To be captured by the GMD, to be robbed of such beauty? When such beauty could have been paired with Leo? Or someone less…Scientologised? Katie inside and on the upcoming cover of Harpers Bazaar. Only screen caps – better quality to come later but still…even with a low resolution shot, Katie is breathtaking. Full Story

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Dina Lohan Pimps Rehab

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 1, 2007 12:00:00 February 1, 2007 12:00:00

I’m not kidding you. Dina Lohan has invited Entertainment Tonight with her on her trip from NYC to LA “to reunite with Lindsay in rehab.” Call me Cruise but even I didn’t think that bitch was this greedy. Her “reasoning”: Dina wants to stop the “madness and the lies”, to set the record straight about her daughter and put an end to paparazzi intrusion. Full Story

Kate’s True Love

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 31, 2007 12:00:00 January 31, 2007 12:00:00

How in love do you have to be? Big scoop by the London Sun today – a video of Pete Doherty taken shortly after celebrating their Buddhist wedding in Thailand, he apparently left Kate at the resort, hooked up with three complete strangers, went back to their dinky hotel room and proceeded to shoot cocaine … reportedly 3 times in the space of less than 3 hours, sometimes nodding off mid injection. Full Story

The Daily Desperate: Sienna Miller

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 30, 2007 12:00:00 January 30, 2007 12:00:00

Those reports about her hooking up with Diddy and the pappy video that “caught” him heading up to her place after a late night of partying? Call me Cruise, and I’m not exactly in the habit of defending Sienna Miller, but…um…if you watch the clip, there are actually 2 other people with them. Don’t know about you but my smutty sense isn’t tingling on this one. Full Story

Worst Sternum: Jada Pinkett-Smith

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 29, 2007 12:00:00 January 29, 2007 12:00:00

You tell me – is there something funky hermy goin’ here or what? Not that I don’t ADORE Will and Jada…I have ALWAYS loved Will and Jada but something about the way the GMD presented his award to him at the Santa Barbara Film Festival on Saturday night, something about it stank of SOMEthing…I can’t put my finger on it but there’s an overpowering sense of rot whenever Tom’s around, you can’t help but think it’s infected the Smiths. Full Story