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Jennifer Lopez: Mission Accomplished

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 29, 2007 12:00:00 January 29, 2007 12:00:00

See? For months and months I’ve been writing the warning, in the face of premature pronouncements that the Gay Midget Dwarf was over – clearly, he is not over. Not over, not dead, not beaten, definitely not weaker, and definitely not going away. No gossips. The GMD is not only none of those things, he is actually getting stronger and slowly and methodically building an empire – with Little Sci in place as the heir, now represented publicly by his MiniVan-courting wife, flanked and protected by his very own celebrity army, Tom Cruise in his 40s is strategically redefining Cult Mogul, and he has just confirmed Hollywood’s finest ass and one of the most famous women in the world into the scientological fold: Jennifer Lopez – the Church runs in the family. Full Story

Katie Holmes: Employee #1

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 26, 2007 12:00:00 January 26, 2007 12:00:00

Source via Source Katie back at work. But consider the details of her first post-GMD, post-Little Sci role: - an all female leading cast with no leading males expected - a female director - costarring Queen Latifah - produced by MGM which OF COURSE is partnering with Cruise/Wagner to relaunch United Artists Coincidence or conspiracy? Full Story

Keira Knightley: a protesting jaw?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 25, 2007 12:00:00 January 25, 2007 12:00:00

Uhhhh… NOT sweet. And yes, I get it that celebrities can’t always looked glammed up the ass every day. But that jaw? That jaw scares me. That is what I call a Bulimic Jaw – my girlfriend Beth, a doctor, can attest to that kind of jaw: jutting out at the corners as a result of too much heaving…though of course, let’s clarify in light of her lawsuit that the mere suggestion of an eating disorder on her part is absolutely absurd right??? After all, those photos of her on the beach a couple of weeks ago, cut abs, not an ounce of fat – those photos are simply the result of working out, eating well, and TOTALLY NOT torturing her own body, right? How could anyone even suggest such a thing??? But that’s exactly what a British rag did at the time, which has resulted in her suing for damages, because NO ONE, NO ONE other than the editors of said publication would, in their right mind, be so Cruise to assume that she’s anorexic, right??? Here’s Keira, in London with her equally overnourished boyfriend, cutting a fine line with their cheekbones, their hippy chic, and of course their love of food. Full Story

Vanessa Paradis vs the Generic Blondes

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 23, 2007 12:00:00 January 23, 2007 12:00:00

Call me Cruise, I know you won’t agree…but something about the fact that she never fixed her teeth – it totally turns me on. Vanessa Paradis, longtime love of Johnny Depp, at the Chanel show earlier today, sometimes open-mouthed, sometimes closed-mouthed, and really quite beautiful in her own indescribable way…like you want to keep looking at her, she is interesting to look at, she is absolutely NOT a generic blonde, unlike Diane Kruger and Kate Bosworth, sitting side by side – can you tell them apart? Can you really? Vanessa might be freaky, that gap is pretty frickin’ vast, but still…there’s a lot to be said for attitude and originality. Full Story

The Daily Gwyneth Mouth Disease: Gisele Bundchen

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 19, 2007 12:00:00 January 19, 2007 12:00:00

My Gwyneth: condescending, holier-than-thou, stuck up and elitist… I love her for the attitude though at times she really should shut the f&ck up. Same goes for Gisele Bundchen. Especially Gisele Bundchen. A model talking? A model defending her profession? Shut up and look pretty, honey. It’s your body we’re after…not your mouth. Full Story

Wednesday, January 17, 2007
Dear Gossips, Travel day - headed to Park City, Utah on assignment for eTalk. In other words...Smut at Sundance!!! Posting from airport until flight, will post again when settled. Post-Globes gossip still trickling in...stay tuned. As for Angelina Jolie blowing off Ryan Seacrest - have you seen the clip? If not, click here - call me Cruise but I actually thought she was being nice. Yours in gossip, Lainey

Victoria Beckham: The One-up Friend

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 17, 2007 12:00:00 January 17, 2007 12:00:00

Do you have a friend like this? Are you surprised that Posh is a friend like this? At The Ivy for dinner last night, because it’s the most private place in the world, Katie with her new BFF and neighbour dressed tastefully expensively casz in jeans and a jacket, very little makeup, hair unstyled – actually really cute. Full Story

The Posh Parties, The Posh Shops

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 16, 2007 12:00:00 January 16, 2007 12:00:00

Conveniently in LA for one of the biggest parties of the year, Posh partied with the Sci set last night post-Globes as Leah Remini proceeded to order everyone around. As you can see, that Thetan finger appears to wield even more influence than the GMD and his childbride. But enough about the crazy, let’s focus instead on the Chav. Full Story

Beckham the Thespian?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 15, 2007 12:00:00 January 15, 2007 12:00:00

Source So says Georgio Armani who might not have a bitchbeating fan like Karl Lagerfeld but who clearly has an opinion about the most random subjects. Armani says that if Becks did indeed accept a $250 million deal then he absolutely did the right thing…especially with his good looks and quivering body, acting is definitely a viable post-football career. Full Story

Blame the Gay Midget Dwarf?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 15, 2007 12:00:00 January 15, 2007 12:00:00

The English and the Beckhams – a love/hate relationship, they say they can’t stand the Chav but when the Chav leaves the Motherland, it’s accusations of betrayal and disloyalty and greed, with Victoria positioned as the primary scapegoat. And you wonder why I’m an anglophile? According to UK rags, David was desperate to rejoin The Premiereship but Posh talked him out of it, preferring the glitz and the glam of Hollywood to the understated restraint of her British roots and in the end, they say Becks only agreed for the sake of the children, favouring American schools and security over their European options… Yet again, Victoria gets what Victoria wants. Full Story