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Britney: Help and Hope…finally???

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 16, 2007 12:00:00 February 16, 2007 12:00:00

Rehab??? Redeption? An eventual Return? Pray Goddess – let it be so. Extra is reporting that Britney is seeking treatment, no further details other than that on their website, presumably because they want you to watch tonight but if true, it’s also a f&cking blessing. After all, she’s only 25. Or 26. Full Story

Britney: on JJ and JT

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 16, 2007 12:00:00 February 16, 2007 12:00:00

First clear shot of Jayden James – not seen since birth amid speculation that Britney was hiding him for a variety of reasons, one tabloid going so far as to suggest in a blind item that it was because he was born with a noticeable physical abnormalities caused by pregnant drug-using. Not that I’m an expert or anything but he looks pretty healthy to me. Full Story

GMD & RoboBride Oscar-bound

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 16, 2007 12:00:00 February 16, 2007 12:00:00

More presenters announced yesterday and high profile ones at that. Ben Affleck, Kate Winslet, my Kiki Dunst, and yes…the Gay Midget Dwarf makes his return. He’s a studio boss now, haven’t you heard? Everyone has to play with Tom. And although we all might find him annoying, admit it… adding him and Katie to the red carpet intrigue on Oscar night spices up the fun factor non? Especially since Nicole Kidman is already confirmed to attend. Full Story

Renee goes short

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 14, 2007 12:00:00 February 14, 2007 12:00:00

You like it? I like it. She looks sassy with short hair. And she looks more alert too. Long hair can weigh people down, clearly Renee does not need any more dragging down. Call me Cruise but I feel like with less baggage around her face, she doesn’t look so…sour. And the eyes are bigger too. Or maybe it’s just the Clooney Effect. Full Story

The GMD & Katie: every party…

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 12, 2007 12:00:00 February 12, 2007 12:00:00

Gay Midget Dwarf, new party whore. Seriously…dude is EVERYWHERE. At the Globes, at the SAGs, at the Superbowl, at the Grammys, Tom Cruise is pounding the circuit for UA, and draggin’ that poor thing along with him…dragging being the operative word. Not that you can tell from one photo, a judgement based on one photo isn’t exactly reliable, but check out the contrast between his eager beaver grin and her tolerant smile – like she’s indulging a little kid who wants to stay at the pool for five more minutes. Full Story

The Grammys

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 12, 2007 12:00:00 February 12, 2007 12:00:00

Girls ruled the Grammys. Mary, Dixie, and JT trumped by Mayer during the main telecast. He might deny it but you bet your boob job Little Pip is feelin’ the sting, though is it just me or is John Mayer morphing into Jessica Simpson? There was something so eerie about him tonight… I’m telling you – dude looked positively… Plastic. Full Story

Cisco says no split

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 7, 2007 12:00:00 February 7, 2007 12:00:00

Despite what you may have heard today, Cisco Adler’s rep says Mischa Barton has not broken up with his client over that notorious photo found among Paris Hilton’s skanky belongings and revealed on, and if you unfamiliar with THAT photo, see below for details but consider yourself warned. Full Story

The GMD & Katie: Dancing Fool, RoboBride

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 6, 2007 12:00:00 February 6, 2007 12:00:00

Leaving their Miami hotel the other day – surprisingly from this angle, Tom actually looks kinda fresh. Anyway, do you watch Extras? Ricky Gervais’s follow-up to The Office? F*cking hilarious. Seriously, seriously funny. And embarrassing. Two idiots bumbling their way through film sets unintentionally but intentionally insulting every minority group including the handicapped, blacks, Asians, a man with one leg shorter than the other, and victims of civil war – and that’s just Season 1. Full Story

Monday, February 5, 2007 Dear Gossips, While the result wasn’t ideal, there really is nothing better than Superbowl weekend, engrossed in a new book, and snack food on command. The fourth in the Sisterhood Traveling Pants series, didn’t even know it was out. Not my favourite of the lot but teen fiction? Love, love, love. Am on the fly today –assigned to report from the “eTalk Confessional Booth” for Canadian Idol. As in interviewing people before and after their auditions. Me interviewing singing contestants at 8am, still under the weather, and my bitch is raging hardcore. Help. Check it out on eTalk on Tuesday. Monday – live blogging, check back often for fresh posts, but no proper sentences today… am rushing, please forgive? Back to normal tomorrow…promise. Yours in gossip, Lainey PS. The GMD, Masseur-lovin’ Pilot, the RoboBrides, and the Vampire – Scientology Superbowl, Goddess help us all. PPS. Don’t forget The Hills Season 2 premiere Monday night on MTV Canada – and I’ll be live on the Aftershow immediately following, dishing on the new sleaze in town. His name is Spencer, makes Jason look like Josh Groban. PPPS. Dedicated to Sass Jordan…because Paula Abdul only wishes.

Faux Audrey Hepburn & the Gay Midget Dwarf

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 5, 2007 12:00:00 February 5, 2007 12:00:00

It’s a terrible thing…watching a man pass his prime but hang on for dear life. I’ll concede – one upon a time, Tom Cruise was a goodlooking man. Back when celluloid could make up 5 inches, back when a fighter plane could somehow mask the homo, and the ubiquitous jaw clench could pass for great acting - back in the day, the GMD was undeniably attractive. Full Story