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Little Miss Sunshine Kicks Dakota’s Ass

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 3, 2007 12:00:00 January 3, 2007 12:00:00

Have you seen this movie? I’m telling you – it’s a great movie. Absurd and twisted and slightly unbelievable but hella funny, I loved every single dysfunctional minute, and every single dysfunctional character, including child star Abigail Breslin. Especially Abigail Breslin. And child stars usually freak me out. Full Story

Halle Berry Bump Analysis

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 3, 2007 12:00:00 January 3, 2007 12:00:00

New photos have hit the web via Splash News – Halle with the slightest, teeniest, tiniest of bulges. And here we go again… Is she pregnant? She’s been saying she wants a baby and Gabriel Aubrey is, by all accounts, totally crazy about her, treats her like gold, clearly The Hotness… So is she? Is Halle Berry carrying genetic perfection (or NOT according to myCelebrity Baby Theory). Full Story

The Pitts: Panama PDA

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 2, 2007 12:00:00 January 2, 2007 12:00:00

Handholding in Panama during a brief side trip just before the New Year, the Pitts look about as happy and relaxed as any other normal couple on vacay save for the telltale security guarding their presence. As for those of you who keep emailing about an eating disorder or demanding criticism about one in relation to Angie’s pin-thin frame… call me Cruise, maybe I’ve been conditioned to the skeletal standards of MK Olsen and Nicole Richie and Kate Bosworth, but if you ask me, Angelina doesn’t belong in the grouping. Full Story

The Daily Rossum: Junior re-proposes

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 28, 2006 12:00:00 December 28, 2006 12:00:00

Tori Spelling and KFed Jr are apparently concerned that you and I will forget that they are married…and expecting a baby. Even though there are cameras chronicling every fetal movement, every pre-labour shopping spree, every tasteless purchase at her tasteless estate auction, somehow they’ve found yet another opportunity to remind us that a baby is on the way. Full Story

The Daily Gorgessity: Reese Witherspoon

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 22, 2006 12:00:00 December 22, 2006 12:00:00

Maybe it’s just me. Maybe I’m a sadist bitch who revels in smut and feeds off misery. But here’s the thing – to me, Reese Witherspoon has never looked lovelier. Check it out, photos of her out shopping taken a couple of days ago, said to be moving her children out of Hollywood to get away from the cesspool. Full Story

Trump on Rosie: Queen-sized Temper

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 21, 2006 12:00:00 December 21, 2006 12:00:00

I have never been as entertained watching The View as I have been over the last few months. And I have ALWAYS loved The View. When I was between jobs, when this column was just a fledgling newsletter, when Star Jones was still a fortuitous feng shui fattie, The View was must-see-tv, in between Winsor Pilates and lunch, The View kept me sane. Full Story

Josh and…Gisele?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 21, 2006 12:00:00 December 21, 2006 12:00:00

Yesterday Page Six revealed full-on PDA from last Friday between Josh and Scarjo. Today they say suggestions of reconciliation may have been a little premature as the next night he was seen givin’er, also in public, with Gisele Bundchen. Scarlett Johansson AND Gisele Bundchen??? Call me Cruise but I don’t get it. Full Story

This could be Lilo

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 15, 2006 12:00:00 December 15, 2006 12:00:00

Drew Barrymore. Absolute f&cking gorgessity at the We Are Marshall premiere last night supporting McG, director of the film and also co-collaborator on the Angels. Let me pull a Cruise here and overdose on the superlatives: Drew is marvelous, magnificent, amazing, inspiring, beautiful, and above all, Drew is scrumptrilescent (hello Will Ferrell). Full Story

The Pitts: PDA Clinic Continued in Vogue

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 14, 2006 12:00:00 December 14, 2006 12:00:00

Remember what I wrote the other day about the Pitts" PDA Clinic? A lesson to the GMD and his prisoner on how to sell intimacy without bringing on worldwide ridicule? It"s subtle you see. Hands and body language, the suggestion of jungle hotness without having to get down in the jungle - the Pitts perfected it this week and of course details revealed in the new Vogue are no different. Full Story

My Leo’s Double Honour

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 14, 2006 12:00:00 December 14, 2006 12:00:00

My #1 (and sorry, I still can’t figure out how to update the Freebie Five) received two nods for Best Actor with Forest Whitaker, Peter O’Toole, and Will Smith rounding out the rest but his double honour pushed out Ryan Gosling who has earned widespread critical praise for a largely unseen grossly unpromoted effort. Full Story

Wednesday, December 13, 2006 Dear Gossips, It has been a long, long, long time since I’ve felt this way about a new show. Now I know how it must have been for fans of Arrested Development and other little-watched, highly respected programs that had the standard but not the numbers. Friday Night Lights is a perfect show. The best show. And if you’re not watching, I’m telling you…you are missing out. Well done to Barbara Walters for leaving Tom Cruise OFF her 10 Most Fascinating List. Hee. Have to admit though – my favourite was that entrepreneurial minister Joel Osteen. When he closed his eyes and prayed with his congregation for “promotions, bonuses, and inheritances”, I nearly lost my sh-t. Wednesday, live blogging, check back often for new posts. Yours in gossip, Lainey