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The Posh Parties, The Posh Shops

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 16, 2007 12:00:00 January 16, 2007 12:00:00

Conveniently in LA for one of the biggest parties of the year, Posh partied with the Sci set last night post-Globes as Leah Remini proceeded to order everyone around. As you can see, that Thetan finger appears to wield even more influence than the GMD and his childbride. But enough about the crazy, let’s focus instead on the Chav. Full Story

Beckham the Thespian?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 15, 2007 12:00:00 January 15, 2007 12:00:00

Source So says Georgio Armani who might not have a bitchbeating fan like Karl Lagerfeld but who clearly has an opinion about the most random subjects. Armani says that if Becks did indeed accept a $250 million deal then he absolutely did the right thing…especially with his good looks and quivering body, acting is definitely a viable post-football career. Full Story

Blame the Gay Midget Dwarf?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 15, 2007 12:00:00 January 15, 2007 12:00:00

The English and the Beckhams – a love/hate relationship, they say they can’t stand the Chav but when the Chav leaves the Motherland, it’s accusations of betrayal and disloyalty and greed, with Victoria positioned as the primary scapegoat. And you wonder why I’m an anglophile? According to UK rags, David was desperate to rejoin The Premiereship but Posh talked him out of it, preferring the glitz and the glam of Hollywood to the understated restraint of her British roots and in the end, they say Becks only agreed for the sake of the children, favouring American schools and security over their European options… Yet again, Victoria gets what Victoria wants. Full Story

Gossip, Sports, Valley Girls, Whores…and My Mother

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 12, 2007 12:00:00 January 12, 2007 12:00:00

Shameless self promotion – consider yourself warned, stop reading now if you can’t stand it. Off the Record yesterday, the ultra charismatic Michael Landsberg put me in the hot seat for a segment called Next Question – a series of questions delivered rapid-fire about sports and celebrities covering everyone from Derek Jeter to Tara Reid to Yao Ming to John Travolta to Tom Cruise. Full Story

Posh & Becks: Chav to America

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 12, 2007 12:00:00 January 12, 2007 12:00:00

Inevitable…but also a little sad. As I’ve said over the last few days, the Beckhams are the essence of Excess, and while their blatant, unapologetic tackiness will most certainly blend in beautifully in Los Angeles, it is also undeniable that the soul of the celebrated Beckham Chav is 100% British - removing it from its foundation could have unforeseeable consequences. Full Story

Sienna Miller: Turtle Neck

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 8, 2007 12:00:00 January 8, 2007 12:00:00

Everyone seems to be losing their sh-t over how “great” Sienna looked on Saturday at the Palm Springs Film Festival. Really??? Call me Cruise but I’m seeing much older than 25, a bit too much sun, and hard as she might try, a pout just doesn’t work on those teeth – not quite equine but not exactly dainty, non? What kills it for me though is her Turtle Neck…a signature red carpet pose for our Factory Girl – for some reason, whenever she poses, she’s always so extra about sticking out her neck, like it’ll make her look taller or more elegant or more like Kate Moss…or something equally desperate. Full Story

Britney’s Mea Culpa

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 5, 2007 12:00:00 January 5, 2007 12:00:00

Some of you may think she’s indefensible, justifiably so. But as Cruise as this sounds – I think Britney is a survivor. Somehow, someway, she’ll claw herself back, only to self destruct all over again. And that is why she’s endlessly fascinating. New message posted on her website, a personal acknowledgment of the things she’s done wrong and a promise that she’ll be pulling her sh-t together. Full Story

The Two Kidmans

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 4, 2007 12:00:00 January 4, 2007 12:00:00

There is the Nicole you know from the red carpet. I love the red carpet Nicole. Always poised, always willing to take a risk, hardly ever boring and black…it’s why she’s on the Love List, it’s why she remains there in spite of the fact that she paid for love to promote an image. And then there’s the “other” Nicole. Full Story

Little Miss Sunshine Kicks Dakota’s Ass

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 3, 2007 12:00:00 January 3, 2007 12:00:00

Have you seen this movie? I’m telling you – it’s a great movie. Absurd and twisted and slightly unbelievable but hella funny, I loved every single dysfunctional minute, and every single dysfunctional character, including child star Abigail Breslin. Especially Abigail Breslin. And child stars usually freak me out. Full Story

Halle Berry Bump Analysis

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 3, 2007 12:00:00 January 3, 2007 12:00:00

New photos have hit the web via Splash News – Halle with the slightest, teeniest, tiniest of bulges. And here we go again… Is she pregnant? She’s been saying she wants a baby and Gabriel Aubrey is, by all accounts, totally crazy about her, treats her like gold, clearly The Hotness… So is she? Is Halle Berry carrying genetic perfection (or NOT according to myCelebrity Baby Theory). Full Story

The Pitts: Panama PDA

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 2, 2007 12:00:00 January 2, 2007 12:00:00

Handholding in Panama during a brief side trip just before the New Year, the Pitts look about as happy and relaxed as any other normal couple on vacay save for the telltale security guarding their presence. As for those of you who keep emailing about an eating disorder or demanding criticism about one in relation to Angie’s pin-thin frame… call me Cruise, maybe I’ve been conditioned to the skeletal standards of MK Olsen and Nicole Richie and Kate Bosworth, but if you ask me, Angelina doesn’t belong in the grouping. Full Story