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The Daily Rossum: Junior re-proposes

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 28, 2006 12:00:00 December 28, 2006 12:00:00

Tori Spelling and KFed Jr are apparently concerned that you and I will forget that they are married…and expecting a baby. Even though there are cameras chronicling every fetal movement, every pre-labour shopping spree, every tasteless purchase at her tasteless estate auction, somehow they’ve found yet another opportunity to remind us that a baby is on the way. Full Story

The Daily Gorgessity: Reese Witherspoon

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 22, 2006 12:00:00 December 22, 2006 12:00:00

Maybe it’s just me. Maybe I’m a sadist bitch who revels in smut and feeds off misery. But here’s the thing – to me, Reese Witherspoon has never looked lovelier. Check it out, photos of her out shopping taken a couple of days ago, said to be moving her children out of Hollywood to get away from the cesspool. Full Story

Trump on Rosie: Queen-sized Temper

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 21, 2006 12:00:00 December 21, 2006 12:00:00

I have never been as entertained watching The View as I have been over the last few months. And I have ALWAYS loved The View. When I was between jobs, when this column was just a fledgling newsletter, when Star Jones was still a fortuitous feng shui fattie, The View was must-see-tv, in between Winsor Pilates and lunch, The View kept me sane. Full Story

Josh and…Gisele?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 21, 2006 12:00:00 December 21, 2006 12:00:00

Yesterday Page Six revealed full-on PDA from last Friday between Josh and Scarjo. Today they say suggestions of reconciliation may have been a little premature as the next night he was seen givin’er, also in public, with Gisele Bundchen. Scarlett Johansson AND Gisele Bundchen??? Call me Cruise but I don’t get it. Full Story

This could be Lilo

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 15, 2006 12:00:00 December 15, 2006 12:00:00

Drew Barrymore. Absolute f&cking gorgessity at the We Are Marshall premiere last night supporting McG, director of the film and also co-collaborator on the Angels. Let me pull a Cruise here and overdose on the superlatives: Drew is marvelous, magnificent, amazing, inspiring, beautiful, and above all, Drew is scrumptrilescent (hello Will Ferrell). Full Story

The Pitts: PDA Clinic Continued in Vogue

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 14, 2006 12:00:00 December 14, 2006 12:00:00

Remember what I wrote the other day about the Pitts" PDA Clinic? A lesson to the GMD and his prisoner on how to sell intimacy without bringing on worldwide ridicule? It"s subtle you see. Hands and body language, the suggestion of jungle hotness without having to get down in the jungle - the Pitts perfected it this week and of course details revealed in the new Vogue are no different. Full Story

My Leo’s Double Honour

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 14, 2006 12:00:00 December 14, 2006 12:00:00

My #1 (and sorry, I still can’t figure out how to update the Freebie Five) received two nods for Best Actor with Forest Whitaker, Peter O’Toole, and Will Smith rounding out the rest but his double honour pushed out Ryan Gosling who has earned widespread critical praise for a largely unseen grossly unpromoted effort. Full Story

Wednesday, December 13, 2006 Dear Gossips, It has been a long, long, long time since I’ve felt this way about a new show. Now I know how it must have been for fans of Arrested Development and other little-watched, highly respected programs that had the standard but not the numbers. Friday Night Lights is a perfect show. The best show. And if you’re not watching, I’m telling you…you are missing out. Well done to Barbara Walters for leaving Tom Cruise OFF her 10 Most Fascinating List. Hee. Have to admit though – my favourite was that entrepreneurial minister Joel Osteen. When he closed his eyes and prayed with his congregation for “promotions, bonuses, and inheritances”, I nearly lost my sh-t. Wednesday, live blogging, check back often for new posts. Yours in gossip, Lainey

The Pitts & People: campaign, campaign, campaign

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 13, 2006 12:00:00 December 13, 2006 12:00:00

And courting the MiniVan Majority. I warned you… the Pitts have replaced the GMD and Britney’s poonie and they continue to be everywhere, including the latest issue of People Magazine named as the Family of the Year. Exclusive interview, she talks Brad, she talks kids, she talks Zahara who is apparently the true ballbreaker of the family, ruling over with some dramatic flair: “…if Z doesn"t get the bottle from me, she"ll very quickly run to Daddy. Full Story

The Pitts: a PDA clinic

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 12, 2006 12:00:00 December 12, 2006 12:00:00

You don’t kiss for three minutes on camera and release the footage to the world press. You don’t envelop each other in an airtight embrace every Saturday for the benefit of the pappies, or trade saliva on the red carpet, or profess your “magnificent, amazing, awesome, incredible” love on top of Oprah’s couch, with jumping jacks for exclamation marks - not if you expect anyone but the MiniVan Majority to believe you. Full Story

Lilo De-Bloats?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 12, 2006 12:00:00 December 12, 2006 12:00:00

Maybe it’s just my holiday positivity. I asked for a geeky video game for Christmas, I think I might be getting it. Maybe that’s what it is – the thought of getting through the 3 days with my screaming nephews and niece hiding away in a corner with my Brain Age, perhaps that explains the charitable outlook… So call me Cruise but I think Lindsay Lohan looks better. Full Story