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Britney Spears at 25

December 4, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at December 4, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

A new quarter century and so far she hasn’t flashed her poonie. Other than that though, not much has changed. Same Mall Weave, same trash ass, dixie cup taste in clothing, same attention-seeking relationship with the paparazzi – Britney may be borderline learning impaired but she’s also one of the best, one of the most manipulative famewhores in the business, as you can see from her open antics at Mr. Full Story

Little Sci Comes Home!

December 1, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at December 1, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Unfortunately the extra few days didn’t change the skies, as I first reported earlier this week, the GMD’s Maldive honeymoon has been hampered by inclement weather so the newlyweds are on their way home! Love what Katie’s wearing – much better than that godawful wedding dress, not sure about Tom’s attire…a little bit o’ Saturday Night Fever, hee. Full Story

Megalomaniacal Posh?

November 30, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at November 30, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

As in the case with Leo and with Gwyneth, criticism is most valuable when it comes from your most ardent supporters. No secret – I am unabashedly one of the biggest Beckham fans out there, in spite of the Chav, in spite of it all, I can’t get enough. But stunts like this are too obnoxious, even for me. Full Story

Nicole Kidman: the plan achieved

November 30, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at November 30, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Finally. Nicole Kidman has finally beat Julia Roberts. Top female earner in Hollywood according to the Hollywood Reporter, with Reese Witherspoon nipping at her heels. Keep in mind though that Julia’s taken 2 years off. Once she roars back into action with those horsey chompers, I’m not so sure Nicole’s reign will have much longevity. Full Story

Jude Law: the Odd Dandy Out

November 30, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at November 30, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Tell me again…why is Jude Law hot? Broken record, but he’s just never worked for me, you know? It’s the dandy pants thing, the polka dot scarves, the trousers that are tighter than my skinny jeans, the pathetic combover, the fashion model/waiter-inspired suit he wore at last night’s premiere – call me Cruise but that’s not exactly a quivering combination for my loins, to say nothing of the fact that next to his co-stars he’s like another greasy hanger-on with one too many slick lines. Full Story

Rachel Bilson Vanity Fair

November 29, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at November 29, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Outtakes from a recent Vanity Fair photoshoot – some are kinda cutesy cheese but total gorgessity nonetheless. And she is as beautiful in person as she is on camera. Crazy pretty, not in an untouchable, unrelatable way…perfection, really. I adore her and I hope she has a long career, I hope the Summer “valley” schtick doesn’t hold her back…you know how that can happen? Anyway, much buzzing about whether or not she and Adam Brody are still a couple, based on nothing other than the fact that they haven’t been photographed together in a while. Full Story

Little Sci, More Rossum, and the New Sign

November 29, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at November 29, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Little Sci and Armani, Little Sci and Mom…I love Little Sci. Hopefully Little Sci isn’t living a Big Lie. Sigh. My favourite photo from this ridiculous media circus has to be Connor carrying his baby sister down the aisle. I’m a hard ass bitch but for some reason, just looking at it makes me weepy. Full Story

The Throne of the Church & More Wedding Madness

November 28, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at November 28, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

No news here – the entire wedding displayed in pictures…and there are STILL amateurs who think this is about LOVE??? Have a look, more free shots of Xenu’s Italian feast, complete with requisite scary as f&ck photo of the GMD, Connor, and David Miscavige, the Sci Ruler himself, posing for their manly man portraits. Full Story

TomKat: The Rossum never ends

November 27, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at November 27, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Just when you thought there couldn’t possibly be another wedding photo – the GMD pulls another gerbil outta the scientological magic hat and delivers one more gem. The cover of Hello Magazine due out this week – fireworks, smiles, and sparkles…always the hallmark of a gay wedding, this time the hallmark of the Wedding of the Century – yay! As for when they’ll make their triumphant return, TomKat watchers were thinking as early as this past weekend but since part of their honeymoon was apparently hampered by bad weather, looks like they’ll be gone a little longer. Full Story

The Beckhams on the Sidelines

November 27, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at November 27, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Even I, the most shameless of Beckham cheerleaders, have to admit this is a little embarrassing: he spends more time in the glass box these days than he does on the pitch, and while the paycheque keeps rolling whether or not he actually plays, such images certainly do little for the glory of the Beckham brand, especially now that he’s no longer the stalwart captain of England football. Full Story

Why Armani is the Master

November 24, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at November 24, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I dare you. I dare you to look at these sketches and NOT laugh your f*ckin’ ass off. It’s the creative genius of Armani’s mind, his blueprint for the GMD’s wedding suit – a lanky, elongated Cruise as imagined on a catwalk and posing casually against a wall. This is why I’m not an artist and Giorgio is – because really, gossips, does Tom Cruise look like this in your wildest dreams??? Gabriel Aubrey, maybe. Full Story