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Mischa at 35

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 7, 2006 12:00:00 December 7, 2006 12:00:00

Mischa Barton is gorgeous. Old looking socialite, but gorgeous nonetheless. The fringe appears to have been replaced by a Ken Paves light backcomb…you like? Check out Mischa kicking off her new Keds campaign yesterday, surprisingly quiet over the last couple of months, surprisingly NOT a regular at Hyde or Area, no evidence of any Zoe lifestyling and if she does dabble, she manages to hide it well away from the pappies. Full Story

All the GMD’s famous friends

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 7, 2006 12:00:00 December 7, 2006 12:00:00

As you know, they only roll with a certain crowd these days. As you know that crowd traveled all the way to Italy to fete their union, and they continue to do so back in LA, as evidenced last night, everyone reunited and out for dinner: Tom and Katie and Victoria and Jennifer and Marc. Can’t believe it – Posh and JLo can actually stand each other? Love, love, love. Full Story

Jennifer Aniston, Eternal Victim

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 6, 2006 12:00:00 December 6, 2006 12:00:00

It’s a shame, really. A shame that the GMD couldn’t have been more patient, waited a few more months for Jen before kidnapping Katie. Because when you think about it, when it comes to media manipulation, the incessant need for attention, the hypocrisy, the fraud, the lies, the excuses – when you think about it, what two people are better suited for each other than Jennifer Aniston and Tom Cruise??? As I mentioned last Friday, Angelina’s Vogue cover issue drops in a week. Full Story

Eddie Murphy: baby momma drama curiously timed

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 5, 2006 12:00:00 December 5, 2006 12:00:00

So Eddie Murphy has kept an ultra, ultra low profile for several years, but even before his divorce that sh-t was swirling. You know what I mean… And now Dreamgirls is coming out, said to be the finest performance of his career, possible nomination for Oscar, now all of a sudden he finds himself sandwiched between two women, one of whom claims his prolific seed is growing inside her. Full Story

Little Sci undercover again

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 5, 2006 12:00:00 December 5, 2006 12:00:00

So it’s totally fine to parade your child in front of pappies when you want to drown the world in wedding nausea, but back in LA, it’s “please respect our privacy” all over again? Whatever. Another fine example of Hollywood hypocrisy – it knows no bounds. And Tom Cruise really should have married Jennifer Aniston – their media “courting and thwarting” partnership would have been legendary. Full Story

Scientology & the Smiths

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 4, 2006 12:00:00 December 4, 2006 12:00:00

It’s amazing the effect of the Church on the sweetest things – it all inevitably goes sour, doesn’t it? Will and Jada used to be my favourite. I adored them, willing to play along with the perfection. And then came Wicked Wisdom and the growing proximity to the GMD, the beard and purse whispers, then of course their defense of the GMD/Katie relationship, culminating in that fiasco of a wedding during which they were seated quite close to the Sci Ruler, David Miscavige. Full Story

Britney Spears at 25

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 4, 2006 12:00:00 December 4, 2006 12:00:00

A new quarter century and so far she hasn’t flashed her poonie. Other than that though, not much has changed. Same Mall Weave, same trash ass, dixie cup taste in clothing, same attention-seeking relationship with the paparazzi – Britney may be borderline learning impaired but she’s also one of the best, one of the most manipulative famewhores in the business, as you can see from her open antics at Mr. Full Story

Little Sci Comes Home!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 1, 2006 12:00:00 December 1, 2006 12:00:00

Unfortunately the extra few days didn’t change the skies, as I first reported earlier this week, the GMD’s Maldive honeymoon has been hampered by inclement weather so the newlyweds are on their way home! Love what Katie’s wearing – much better than that godawful wedding dress, not sure about Tom’s attire…a little bit o’ Saturday Night Fever, hee. Full Story

Megalomaniacal Posh?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 30, 2006 12:00:00 November 30, 2006 12:00:00

As in the case with Leo and with Gwyneth, criticism is most valuable when it comes from your most ardent supporters. No secret – I am unabashedly one of the biggest Beckham fans out there, in spite of the Chav, in spite of it all, I can’t get enough. But stunts like this are too obnoxious, even for me. Full Story

Nicole Kidman: the plan achieved

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 30, 2006 12:00:00 November 30, 2006 12:00:00

Finally. Nicole Kidman has finally beat Julia Roberts. Top female earner in Hollywood according to the Hollywood Reporter, with Reese Witherspoon nipping at her heels. Keep in mind though that Julia’s taken 2 years off. Once she roars back into action with those horsey chompers, I’m not so sure Nicole’s reign will have much longevity. Full Story

Jude Law: the Odd Dandy Out

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 30, 2006 12:00:00 November 30, 2006 12:00:00

Tell me again…why is Jude Law hot? Broken record, but he’s just never worked for me, you know? It’s the dandy pants thing, the polka dot scarves, the trousers that are tighter than my skinny jeans, the pathetic combover, the fashion model/waiter-inspired suit he wore at last night’s premiere – call me Cruise but that’s not exactly a quivering combination for my loins, to say nothing of the fact that next to his co-stars he’s like another greasy hanger-on with one too many slick lines. Full Story