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Jude Law: the Odd Dandy Out

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 30, 2006 12:00:00 November 30, 2006 12:00:00

Tell me again…why is Jude Law hot? Broken record, but he’s just never worked for me, you know? It’s the dandy pants thing, the polka dot scarves, the trousers that are tighter than my skinny jeans, the pathetic combover, the fashion model/waiter-inspired suit he wore at last night’s premiere – call me Cruise but that’s not exactly a quivering combination for my loins, to say nothing of the fact that next to his co-stars he’s like another greasy hanger-on with one too many slick lines. Full Story

Rachel Bilson Vanity Fair

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 29, 2006 12:00:00 November 29, 2006 12:00:00

Outtakes from a recent Vanity Fair photoshoot – some are kinda cutesy cheese but total gorgessity nonetheless. And she is as beautiful in person as she is on camera. Crazy pretty, not in an untouchable, unrelatable way…perfection, really. I adore her and I hope she has a long career, I hope the Summer “valley” schtick doesn’t hold her back…you know how that can happen? Anyway, much buzzing about whether or not she and Adam Brody are still a couple, based on nothing other than the fact that they haven’t been photographed together in a while. Full Story

Little Sci, More Rossum, and the New Sign

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 29, 2006 12:00:00 November 29, 2006 12:00:00

Little Sci and Armani, Little Sci and Mom…I love Little Sci. Hopefully Little Sci isn’t living a Big Lie. Sigh. My favourite photo from this ridiculous media circus has to be Connor carrying his baby sister down the aisle. I’m a hard ass bitch but for some reason, just looking at it makes me weepy. Full Story

The Throne of the Church & More Wedding Madness

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 28, 2006 12:00:00 November 28, 2006 12:00:00

No news here – the entire wedding displayed in pictures…and there are STILL amateurs who think this is about LOVE??? Have a look, more free shots of Xenu’s Italian feast, complete with requisite scary as f&ck photo of the GMD, Connor, and David Miscavige, the Sci Ruler himself, posing for their manly man portraits. Full Story

TomKat: The Rossum never ends

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 27, 2006 12:00:00 November 27, 2006 12:00:00

Just when you thought there couldn’t possibly be another wedding photo – the GMD pulls another gerbil outta the scientological magic hat and delivers one more gem. The cover of Hello Magazine due out this week – fireworks, smiles, and sparkles…always the hallmark of a gay wedding, this time the hallmark of the Wedding of the Century – yay! As for when they’ll make their triumphant return, TomKat watchers were thinking as early as this past weekend but since part of their honeymoon was apparently hampered by bad weather, looks like they’ll be gone a little longer. Full Story

The Beckhams on the Sidelines

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 27, 2006 12:00:00 November 27, 2006 12:00:00

Even I, the most shameless of Beckham cheerleaders, have to admit this is a little embarrassing: he spends more time in the glass box these days than he does on the pitch, and while the paycheque keeps rolling whether or not he actually plays, such images certainly do little for the glory of the Beckham brand, especially now that he’s no longer the stalwart captain of England football. Full Story

Why Armani is the Master

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 24, 2006 12:00:00 November 24, 2006 12:00:00

I dare you. I dare you to look at these sketches and NOT laugh your f*ckin’ ass off. It’s the creative genius of Armani’s mind, his blueprint for the GMD’s wedding suit – a lanky, elongated Cruise as imagined on a catwalk and posing casually against a wall. This is why I’m not an artist and Giorgio is – because really, gossips, does Tom Cruise look like this in your wildest dreams??? Gabriel Aubrey, maybe. Full Story

You, Me and Dupree – winners!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 24, 2006 12:00:00 November 24, 2006 12:00:00

Three DVDs were up for grabs to those arguing for or against the legitimacy of the TomKat union. The winning entries below: Rob in Miami, Florida – selected for involving Disney in his debate No I think the wedding is nothing but blowing smoke up the mini van crowds asses. From day one, it has been nothing but one big fairy tale wedding. Full Story

Everything Tom Isn"t

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 22, 2006 12:00:00 November 22, 2006 12:00:00

Source My cold is getting worse, still convinced the Hubbards are poisoning my water supply, but if there was ever an antidote to the GMD’s toxic effects, it has to be George Clooney. Cover of December Esquire…enjoy.  Full Story

John Travolta: Oprah trumps Cruise?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 22, 2006 12:00:00 November 22, 2006 12:00:00

Love.It. TMZ is suggesting that our favourite flying-masseuse-propositioning-man-kissing Scientologist blew off the TomKat wedding because he’s taking sides with Oprah who, as we all know, was left OFF the invite list. John’s reps said they weren’t “privy” to the invite list – how snippy! – and then tried to massage the situation by saying they couldn’t get in touch with their client until after Thanksgiving…how convenient. Full Story

TomKat Wedding: no invite required

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 22, 2006 12:00:00 November 22, 2006 12:00:00

Why be a guest when they have blessed us by releasing a photo from every moment of the scientological occasion??? Family photos – Little Sci is going to kill me with cuteness, I swear – and Isabella and Connor and Armani too and Katie gettin’ down during the reception and the two lovebirds watching fireworks and eating cake… I mean really…so you’re telling me this WASN’T a publicity stunt? Because at this rate, I know more about THEIR wedding than I do about my own!!! Still, said it before and I’ll say it again: Katie Holmes is beyond beguiling – even when she’s drowning her sorrows in drink and hanging from a tie. Full Story