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You, Me and Dupree – winners!

November 24, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at November 24, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Three DVDs were up for grabs to those arguing for or against the legitimacy of the TomKat union. The winning entries below: Rob in Miami, Florida – selected for involving Disney in his debate No I think the wedding is nothing but blowing smoke up the mini van crowds asses. From day one, it has been nothing but one big fairy tale wedding. Full Story

Everything Tom Isn"t

November 22, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at November 22, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Source My cold is getting worse, still convinced the Hubbards are poisoning my water supply, but if there was ever an antidote to the GMD’s toxic effects, it has to be George Clooney. Cover of December Esquire…enjoy.  Full Story

John Travolta: Oprah trumps Cruise?

November 22, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at November 22, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Love.It. TMZ is suggesting that our favourite flying-masseuse-propositioning-man-kissing Scientologist blew off the TomKat wedding because he’s taking sides with Oprah who, as we all know, was left OFF the invite list. John’s reps said they weren’t “privy” to the invite list – how snippy! – and then tried to massage the situation by saying they couldn’t get in touch with their client until after Thanksgiving…how convenient. Full Story

TomKat Wedding: no invite required

November 22, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at November 22, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Why be a guest when they have blessed us by releasing a photo from every moment of the scientological occasion??? Family photos – Little Sci is going to kill me with cuteness, I swear – and Isabella and Connor and Armani too and Katie gettin’ down during the reception and the two lovebirds watching fireworks and eating cake… I mean really…so you’re telling me this WASN’T a publicity stunt? Because at this rate, I know more about THEIR wedding than I do about my own!!! Still, said it before and I’ll say it again: Katie Holmes is beyond beguiling – even when she’s drowning her sorrows in drink and hanging from a tie. Full Story

Tuesday, November 21, 2006
Dear Gossips, I think the TomKat made me sick, like, literally. Cold coming on so please excuse typos? Tuesday – live blogging, check back often for fresh posts NOT involving the GMD…because the new cover of People with yet ANOTHER photo from their private wedding album is probably enough to send you over the edge. Yours in gossip, Lainey
Monday, November 20, 2006
Dear Gossips, So Jenna Elfman was invited but not Oprah? And half of you are probably saying – who the f*ck is Jenna Elfman??? Exactly. Xenu or not, the fact that the Mighty Opes was passed up for a Thetan hasbeen speaks volumes. And like any restored despot, the GMD is not forgiving and he can clearly keep a grudge. In the immortal words of Thom Yorke from Paranoid Android: When I am King, you will be first against the Wall With your opinion which is of no consequence… At all ******* Chills. Barbara Walters, Diane Sawyer, Katie Couric, even Regis Philbin before a return to Oprah’s digitally enhanced cameras…don’t you think? To read the sanctioned commentary on the wedding of the decade, including what they wore, what they ate, what entertained, what the cake looked like – in other words, every friggin’ UNprivate detail - go to People.com. The magazine is so far up his ass it’s only a matter of time before he gives them intimate but exclusive knowledge of exactly when and how Second Sci’s seed gets planted. But while People is the “official” word, you are here to get your smut on. And that we will do. Monday – live blogging, check back often for fresh posts, check archives under “LAST WEEK” for items you missed late Friday, today’s new articles will appear first, right after this opening cut. Yours in gossip, Lainey PS. Where was the Masseur-Loving-Manny-Kissing-Tranny-Dressing Flying Star? The atmosphere was a little less…gay…without him, non?

How Pacey Escaped the Crazy

November 20, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at November 20, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Forget the Italian wedding… You want sweet? You want romantic? Have a look at Joshua Jackson and Diane Kruger – adorable, non? Two things I love about these photos: 1. the obvious tender moment. I’m almost embarrassed to be posting pictures of a couple so genuinely in love captured in such a private and endearing embrace. Full Story

The Daily Rossum: You’ve Lost that Lovin’ Feeling

November 20, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at November 20, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

And the Rossum just keeps on comin’… According to People – the GMD’s official publicist these days – Tom reenacted the Top Gun moment for his bride on Saturday night. Per Leah Remini, she adored it and sang along, laughing and “loving”. Full Story

Wedding Legality, the Reaction, and Sterility too?

November 20, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at November 20, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The official photos – see attached. To tell you the truth, even with the master flair of Armani, I’m not really down with the dress. At least not the top part. Then again, I’m not one half of America’s New Sweetheart Couple, recently anointed by the MiniVan Majority after disappointing failures from the Membership’s two previous golden girls Jennifer Aniston and Reese Witherspoon. Full Story

Mrs Beckham brings the Chav

November 20, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at November 20, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Would Victoria Beckham be Victoria Beckham if she didn’t pull out the full chav AND the concrete tits AND the enormous headgear AND pose gratuitously for several long minutes on the fraud occasion of someone else’s wedding? Would you have had it any differently? Watching this woman rock an entrance like a true famewhore is one of the great pleasures of my smutty life, few celebrities are as enjoyably flagrant in their shamelessness, and it is a privilege and a luxury for us to be able to eat up this kind of cheesy decadence several times a week. Full Story

Stav’s Chicken Nuggets

November 20, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at November 20, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s a few days old, buried under the avalanche of the Cruise, but worth your time anyway. Have you ever heard the Greek Stav speak? Seriously…his voice trips me out! Goddess bless X17 for the video – have a listen. He speaks a little French, surprisingly deep, the “Chicken Nuggets” is indescribably amusing, and still, what comes out of his mouth is so…disconnected, so oddly detached, if you close your eyes and listen, does Stav come to mind? Absolutely not. Full Story