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Stav’s Chicken Nuggets

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 20, 2006 12:00:00 November 20, 2006 12:00:00

It’s a few days old, buried under the avalanche of the Cruise, but worth your time anyway. Have you ever heard the Greek Stav speak? Seriously…his voice trips me out! Goddess bless X17 for the video – have a listen. He speaks a little French, surprisingly deep, the “Chicken Nuggets” is indescribably amusing, and still, what comes out of his mouth is so…disconnected, so oddly detached, if you close your eyes and listen, does Stav come to mind? Absolutely not. Full Story

Little Sci is a Star!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 17, 2006 12:00:00 November 17, 2006 12:00:00

Talk about composure at an early age. Check out footage from X17, Little Sci on display in Rome last night – chaos through the streets and the GMD’s cute cute cute baby was hardly flummoxed by the frenzy! Disturbing? A little. But you do have to admire the show they’re putting on. Full Story

The Dark Lord Rises, The GMD Rises

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 17, 2006 12:00:00 November 17, 2006 12:00:00

Ralph Fiennes is Potter Voldemort, Tom Cruise is Hollywood Voldemort – here they are side by side. New OoTP pics were released today, see Harry kissing Cho and also Sirius (sob), pissy about being holed up in that house for the duration of the entire book until… Anyway, the movie is due out next summer, hopefully #7 will be ready by then too, and perhaps in the end, Ms Rowling will decide to spare Harry and kill Voldy? Gives us hope the GMD won’t live forever either. Full Story

A Scientology Ceremony?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 16, 2006 12:00:00 November 16, 2006 12:00:00

At least according to the mayor of Bracciano who spoke to journalists today confirming the location of the wedding (that castle), that she met with the couple earlier this week, that they are expected to arrive at the venue on Saturday morning and return to Rome the same day, and that she believes the ceremony will be scientological – not recognized in Italy so it would have to be “preceded or followed by a civil union” to make it legit. Full Story

Little Sci full face!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 16, 2006 12:00:00 November 16, 2006 12:00:00

OK…so frickin’ cute, maybe a bit Asian, but I adore her. I.Adore.Little.Sci. See??? It’s working!!! Are we getting Scientologised? And seriously, check out Katie – now THAT is a blouse. Here they are out for dinner, pulling no stops, toting out the family, toting out the gorgeous wife, the gorgeous daughter – the GMD is riding a strong wave this week and even I, the most cynical of gossips, even I feel a bit vulnerable in the undertow, even I feel defenseless in the wake of this relentless hetero/virile assault. Full Story

The GMD: Love & Business?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 16, 2006 12:00:00 November 16, 2006 12:00:00

500 guests – and there was no room for Oprah??? Oh it’s ON, y’all. It is SO ON. Jim Carrey has arrived, Brooke has arrived, Jerry Bruckheimer too, Jada came with JLo, Will is supposedly trying to get there, still working on whether or not Spielberg will bury the hatchet… in other words, not only a star studded event but a power event too. Full Story

JLo & the GMD

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 16, 2006 12:00:00 November 16, 2006 12:00:00

As you know, Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony are going to the wedding…some say it’s because Marc has been asked to perform – innocent enough, right? Hmmmm… Do you recall JLo’s growing bond with Leah Remini? Over the summer, shopping, lunching, walking, scientologising perhaps for the benefit of the pappies and the Church of Many Secrets and, certainly, Leah’s own profile…I mean The King of Queens is one thing, a member of the Lopez entourage is another altogether. Full Story

Little Sci goes to City Hall

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 15, 2006 12:00:00 November 15, 2006 12:00:00

In Rome, Little Sci with her parents dressed in white – paperwork perhaps in advance of the Saturday ceremony? Sorry gossips…can’t help it. But she is sooooo cute! And soooo long! Clearly not her father’s genes… And um…don’t mean to be catty but is the GMD looking a little less taut these days? As in bulging out of that suit? Definitely not as fit as he was in MI:3 which I just saw this weekend, not a bad movie actually, and he did look…even cute…until he jumped on his manly man motorcycle and then I had to giggle. Full Story

Tom Cruise: Hollywood Voldemort

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 15, 2006 12:00:00 November 15, 2006 12:00:00

Not exactly something I want to gloat about but still…many people wrote him off prematurely after the Paramount dismissal. Unfortunately for us, just 2 months later, he’s not only on life support but his sequin-encrusted heart is beating loud and proud – thanks in no small measure to Katie Holmes who has truly shown her worth as the back pocket trump card that earned her the contract in the first place. Full Story

Oprah snubbed, Oprah like Nicole?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 14, 2006 12:00:00 November 14, 2006 12:00:00

People is reporting that Oprah will not be going to Italy for the TomKat wedding because…they didn’t ask her. Weird. Is there a rift in the Maybe Gaybe Scientological universe? Still…despite the snub, Oprah isn’t quite ready to cut the cultish cord and she dismissed her dismissal with an explanation about space limitations and wished the couple well, even going so far as to validate the love between the GMD and his Prison Bride: "I have a great deal of regard for their relationship and so I"m trying to think of what to get them. Full Story

Monday, November 13, 2006
Dear Gossips, 5 days to TomKat and everyone knows every detail: the when, what, who, where, why… a private affair completely revealed to the world. Sound familiar? Late June, Kidman/Urban wedding, Hugh Jackman singing, all of Australia invited … I’m telling you gossips – if you believe the GMD is the GMD then why is it so hard to believe that Nicole Kidman learned from the best? More on both below. And more on Denise too. Monday – back from weekend break, live blogging all day, check back often for new posts. Yours in gossip, Lainey PS. My best smutty belated birthday wishes to Kim who bonds with her friend Kelly through my column. Thank you, love you, owe you.