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Tuesday, November 21, 2006 Dear Gossips, I think the TomKat made me sick, like, literally. Cold coming on so please excuse typos? Tuesday – live blogging, check back often for fresh posts NOT involving the GMD…because the new cover of People with yet ANOTHER photo from their private wedding album is probably enough to send you over the edge. Yours in gossip, Lainey
Monday, November 20, 2006 Dear Gossips, So Jenna Elfman was invited but not Oprah? And half of you are probably saying – who the f*ck is Jenna Elfman??? Exactly. Xenu or not, the fact that the Mighty Opes was passed up for a Thetan hasbeen speaks volumes. And like any restored despot, the GMD is not forgiving and he can clearly keep a grudge. In the immortal words of Thom Yorke from Paranoid Android: When I am King, you will be first against the Wall With your opinion which is of no consequence… At all ******* Chills. Barbara Walters, Diane Sawyer, Katie Couric, even Regis Philbin before a return to Oprah’s digitally enhanced cameras…don’t you think? To read the sanctioned commentary on the wedding of the decade, including what they wore, what they ate, what entertained, what the cake looked like – in other words, every friggin’ UNprivate detail - go to People.com. The magazine is so far up his ass it’s only a matter of time before he gives them intimate but exclusive knowledge of exactly when and how Second Sci’s seed gets planted. But while People is the “official” word, you are here to get your smut on. And that we will do. Monday – live blogging, check back often for fresh posts, check archives under “LAST WEEK” for items you missed late Friday, today’s new articles will appear first, right after this opening cut. Yours in gossip, Lainey PS. Where was the Masseur-Loving-Manny-Kissing-Tranny-Dressing Flying Star? The atmosphere was a little less…gay…without him, non?

How Pacey Escaped the Crazy

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 20, 2006 12:00:00 November 20, 2006 12:00:00

Forget the Italian wedding… You want sweet? You want romantic? Have a look at Joshua Jackson and Diane Kruger – adorable, non? Two things I love about these photos: 1. the obvious tender moment. I’m almost embarrassed to be posting pictures of a couple so genuinely in love captured in such a private and endearing embrace. Full Story

The Daily Rossum: You’ve Lost that Lovin’ Feeling

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 20, 2006 12:00:00 November 20, 2006 12:00:00

And the Rossum just keeps on comin’… According to People – the GMD’s official publicist these days – Tom reenacted the Top Gun moment for his bride on Saturday night. Per Leah Remini, she adored it and sang along, laughing and “loving”. Full Story

Wedding Legality, the Reaction, and Sterility too?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 20, 2006 12:00:00 November 20, 2006 12:00:00

The official photos – see attached. To tell you the truth, even with the master flair of Armani, I’m not really down with the dress. At least not the top part. Then again, I’m not one half of America’s New Sweetheart Couple, recently anointed by the MiniVan Majority after disappointing failures from the Membership’s two previous golden girls Jennifer Aniston and Reese Witherspoon. Full Story

Mrs Beckham brings the Chav

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 20, 2006 12:00:00 November 20, 2006 12:00:00

Would Victoria Beckham be Victoria Beckham if she didn’t pull out the full chav AND the concrete tits AND the enormous headgear AND pose gratuitously for several long minutes on the fraud occasion of someone else’s wedding? Would you have had it any differently? Watching this woman rock an entrance like a true famewhore is one of the great pleasures of my smutty life, few celebrities are as enjoyably flagrant in their shamelessness, and it is a privilege and a luxury for us to be able to eat up this kind of cheesy decadence several times a week. Full Story

Stav’s Chicken Nuggets

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 20, 2006 12:00:00 November 20, 2006 12:00:00

It’s a few days old, buried under the avalanche of the Cruise, but worth your time anyway. Have you ever heard the Greek Stav speak? Seriously…his voice trips me out! Goddess bless X17 for the video – have a listen. He speaks a little French, surprisingly deep, the “Chicken Nuggets” is indescribably amusing, and still, what comes out of his mouth is so…disconnected, so oddly detached, if you close your eyes and listen, does Stav come to mind? Absolutely not. Full Story

Little Sci is a Star!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 17, 2006 12:00:00 November 17, 2006 12:00:00

Talk about composure at an early age. Check out footage from X17, Little Sci on display in Rome last night – chaos through the streets and the GMD’s cute cute cute baby was hardly flummoxed by the frenzy! Disturbing? A little. But you do have to admire the show they’re putting on. Full Story

The Dark Lord Rises, The GMD Rises

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 17, 2006 12:00:00 November 17, 2006 12:00:00

Ralph Fiennes is Potter Voldemort, Tom Cruise is Hollywood Voldemort – here they are side by side. New OoTP pics were released today, see Harry kissing Cho and also Sirius (sob), pissy about being holed up in that house for the duration of the entire book until… Anyway, the movie is due out next summer, hopefully #7 will be ready by then too, and perhaps in the end, Ms Rowling will decide to spare Harry and kill Voldy? Gives us hope the GMD won’t live forever either. Full Story

A Scientology Ceremony?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 16, 2006 12:00:00 November 16, 2006 12:00:00

At least according to the mayor of Bracciano who spoke to journalists today confirming the location of the wedding (that castle), that she met with the couple earlier this week, that they are expected to arrive at the venue on Saturday morning and return to Rome the same day, and that she believes the ceremony will be scientological – not recognized in Italy so it would have to be “preceded or followed by a civil union” to make it legit. Full Story

Little Sci full face!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 16, 2006 12:00:00 November 16, 2006 12:00:00

OK…so frickin’ cute, maybe a bit Asian, but I adore her. I.Adore.Little.Sci. See??? It’s working!!! Are we getting Scientologised? And seriously, check out Katie – now THAT is a blouse. Here they are out for dinner, pulling no stops, toting out the family, toting out the gorgeous wife, the gorgeous daughter – the GMD is riding a strong wave this week and even I, the most cynical of gossips, even I feel a bit vulnerable in the undertow, even I feel defenseless in the wake of this relentless hetero/virile assault. Full Story