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The Throne of the Church & More Wedding Madness

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 28, 2006 12:00:00 November 28, 2006 12:00:00

No news here – the entire wedding displayed in pictures…and there are STILL amateurs who think this is about LOVE??? Have a look, more free shots of Xenu’s Italian feast, complete with requisite scary as f&ck photo of the GMD, Connor, and David Miscavige, the Sci Ruler himself, posing for their manly man portraits. Full Story

TomKat: The Rossum never ends

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 27, 2006 12:00:00 November 27, 2006 12:00:00

Just when you thought there couldn’t possibly be another wedding photo – the GMD pulls another gerbil outta the scientological magic hat and delivers one more gem. The cover of Hello Magazine due out this week – fireworks, smiles, and sparkles…always the hallmark of a gay wedding, this time the hallmark of the Wedding of the Century – yay! As for when they’ll make their triumphant return, TomKat watchers were thinking as early as this past weekend but since part of their honeymoon was apparently hampered by bad weather, looks like they’ll be gone a little longer. Full Story

The Beckhams on the Sidelines

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 27, 2006 12:00:00 November 27, 2006 12:00:00

Even I, the most shameless of Beckham cheerleaders, have to admit this is a little embarrassing: he spends more time in the glass box these days than he does on the pitch, and while the paycheque keeps rolling whether or not he actually plays, such images certainly do little for the glory of the Beckham brand, especially now that he’s no longer the stalwart captain of England football. Full Story

Why Armani is the Master

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 24, 2006 12:00:00 November 24, 2006 12:00:00

I dare you. I dare you to look at these sketches and NOT laugh your f*ckin’ ass off. It’s the creative genius of Armani’s mind, his blueprint for the GMD’s wedding suit – a lanky, elongated Cruise as imagined on a catwalk and posing casually against a wall. This is why I’m not an artist and Giorgio is – because really, gossips, does Tom Cruise look like this in your wildest dreams??? Gabriel Aubrey, maybe. Full Story

You, Me and Dupree – winners!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 24, 2006 12:00:00 November 24, 2006 12:00:00

Three DVDs were up for grabs to those arguing for or against the legitimacy of the TomKat union. The winning entries below: Rob in Miami, Florida – selected for involving Disney in his debate No I think the wedding is nothing but blowing smoke up the mini van crowds asses. From day one, it has been nothing but one big fairy tale wedding. Full Story

Everything Tom Isn"t

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 22, 2006 12:00:00 November 22, 2006 12:00:00

Source My cold is getting worse, still convinced the Hubbards are poisoning my water supply, but if there was ever an antidote to the GMD’s toxic effects, it has to be George Clooney. Cover of December Esquire…enjoy.  Full Story

John Travolta: Oprah trumps Cruise?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 22, 2006 12:00:00 November 22, 2006 12:00:00

Love.It. TMZ is suggesting that our favourite flying-masseuse-propositioning-man-kissing Scientologist blew off the TomKat wedding because he’s taking sides with Oprah who, as we all know, was left OFF the invite list. John’s reps said they weren’t “privy” to the invite list – how snippy! – and then tried to massage the situation by saying they couldn’t get in touch with their client until after Thanksgiving…how convenient. Full Story

TomKat Wedding: no invite required

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 22, 2006 12:00:00 November 22, 2006 12:00:00

Why be a guest when they have blessed us by releasing a photo from every moment of the scientological occasion??? Family photos – Little Sci is going to kill me with cuteness, I swear – and Isabella and Connor and Armani too and Katie gettin’ down during the reception and the two lovebirds watching fireworks and eating cake… I mean really…so you’re telling me this WASN’T a publicity stunt? Because at this rate, I know more about THEIR wedding than I do about my own!!! Still, said it before and I’ll say it again: Katie Holmes is beyond beguiling – even when she’s drowning her sorrows in drink and hanging from a tie. Full Story

Tuesday, November 21, 2006 Dear Gossips, I think the TomKat made me sick, like, literally. Cold coming on so please excuse typos? Tuesday – live blogging, check back often for fresh posts NOT involving the GMD…because the new cover of People with yet ANOTHER photo from their private wedding album is probably enough to send you over the edge. Yours in gossip, Lainey
Monday, November 20, 2006 Dear Gossips, So Jenna Elfman was invited but not Oprah? And half of you are probably saying – who the f*ck is Jenna Elfman??? Exactly. Xenu or not, the fact that the Mighty Opes was passed up for a Thetan hasbeen speaks volumes. And like any restored despot, the GMD is not forgiving and he can clearly keep a grudge. In the immortal words of Thom Yorke from Paranoid Android: When I am King, you will be first against the Wall With your opinion which is of no consequence… At all ******* Chills. Barbara Walters, Diane Sawyer, Katie Couric, even Regis Philbin before a return to Oprah’s digitally enhanced cameras…don’t you think? To read the sanctioned commentary on the wedding of the decade, including what they wore, what they ate, what entertained, what the cake looked like – in other words, every friggin’ UNprivate detail - go to People.com. The magazine is so far up his ass it’s only a matter of time before he gives them intimate but exclusive knowledge of exactly when and how Second Sci’s seed gets planted. But while People is the “official” word, you are here to get your smut on. And that we will do. Monday – live blogging, check back often for fresh posts, check archives under “LAST WEEK” for items you missed late Friday, today’s new articles will appear first, right after this opening cut. Yours in gossip, Lainey PS. Where was the Masseur-Loving-Manny-Kissing-Tranny-Dressing Flying Star? The atmosphere was a little less…gay…without him, non?

How Pacey Escaped the Crazy

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 20, 2006 12:00:00 November 20, 2006 12:00:00

Forget the Italian wedding… You want sweet? You want romantic? Have a look at Joshua Jackson and Diane Kruger – adorable, non? Two things I love about these photos: 1. the obvious tender moment. I’m almost embarrassed to be posting pictures of a couple so genuinely in love captured in such a private and endearing embrace. Full Story