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The Daily Rossum: You’ve Lost that Lovin’ Feeling

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 20, 2006 12:00:00 November 20, 2006 12:00:00

And the Rossum just keeps on comin’… According to People – the GMD’s official publicist these days – Tom reenacted the Top Gun moment for his bride on Saturday night. Per Leah Remini, she adored it and sang along, laughing and “loving”. Full Story

Wedding Legality, the Reaction, and Sterility too?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 20, 2006 12:00:00 November 20, 2006 12:00:00

The official photos – see attached. To tell you the truth, even with the master flair of Armani, I’m not really down with the dress. At least not the top part. Then again, I’m not one half of America’s New Sweetheart Couple, recently anointed by the MiniVan Majority after disappointing failures from the Membership’s two previous golden girls Jennifer Aniston and Reese Witherspoon. Full Story

Mrs Beckham brings the Chav

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 20, 2006 12:00:00 November 20, 2006 12:00:00

Would Victoria Beckham be Victoria Beckham if she didn’t pull out the full chav AND the concrete tits AND the enormous headgear AND pose gratuitously for several long minutes on the fraud occasion of someone else’s wedding? Would you have had it any differently? Watching this woman rock an entrance like a true famewhore is one of the great pleasures of my smutty life, few celebrities are as enjoyably flagrant in their shamelessness, and it is a privilege and a luxury for us to be able to eat up this kind of cheesy decadence several times a week. Full Story

Stav’s Chicken Nuggets

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 20, 2006 12:00:00 November 20, 2006 12:00:00

It’s a few days old, buried under the avalanche of the Cruise, but worth your time anyway. Have you ever heard the Greek Stav speak? Seriously…his voice trips me out! Goddess bless X17 for the video – have a listen. He speaks a little French, surprisingly deep, the “Chicken Nuggets” is indescribably amusing, and still, what comes out of his mouth is so…disconnected, so oddly detached, if you close your eyes and listen, does Stav come to mind? Absolutely not. Full Story

Little Sci is a Star!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 17, 2006 12:00:00 November 17, 2006 12:00:00

Talk about composure at an early age. Check out footage from X17, Little Sci on display in Rome last night – chaos through the streets and the GMD’s cute cute cute baby was hardly flummoxed by the frenzy! Disturbing? A little. But you do have to admire the show they’re putting on. Full Story

The Dark Lord Rises, The GMD Rises

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 17, 2006 12:00:00 November 17, 2006 12:00:00

Ralph Fiennes is Potter Voldemort, Tom Cruise is Hollywood Voldemort – here they are side by side. New OoTP pics were released today, see Harry kissing Cho and also Sirius (sob), pissy about being holed up in that house for the duration of the entire book until… Anyway, the movie is due out next summer, hopefully #7 will be ready by then too, and perhaps in the end, Ms Rowling will decide to spare Harry and kill Voldy? Gives us hope the GMD won’t live forever either. Full Story

A Scientology Ceremony?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 16, 2006 12:00:00 November 16, 2006 12:00:00

At least according to the mayor of Bracciano who spoke to journalists today confirming the location of the wedding (that castle), that she met with the couple earlier this week, that they are expected to arrive at the venue on Saturday morning and return to Rome the same day, and that she believes the ceremony will be scientological – not recognized in Italy so it would have to be “preceded or followed by a civil union” to make it legit. Full Story

Little Sci full face!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 16, 2006 12:00:00 November 16, 2006 12:00:00

OK…so frickin’ cute, maybe a bit Asian, but I adore her. I.Adore.Little.Sci. See??? It’s working!!! Are we getting Scientologised? And seriously, check out Katie – now THAT is a blouse. Here they are out for dinner, pulling no stops, toting out the family, toting out the gorgeous wife, the gorgeous daughter – the GMD is riding a strong wave this week and even I, the most cynical of gossips, even I feel a bit vulnerable in the undertow, even I feel defenseless in the wake of this relentless hetero/virile assault. Full Story

The GMD: Love & Business?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 16, 2006 12:00:00 November 16, 2006 12:00:00

500 guests – and there was no room for Oprah??? Oh it’s ON, y’all. It is SO ON. Jim Carrey has arrived, Brooke has arrived, Jerry Bruckheimer too, Jada came with JLo, Will is supposedly trying to get there, still working on whether or not Spielberg will bury the hatchet… in other words, not only a star studded event but a power event too. Full Story

JLo & the GMD

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 16, 2006 12:00:00 November 16, 2006 12:00:00

As you know, Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony are going to the wedding…some say it’s because Marc has been asked to perform – innocent enough, right? Hmmmm… Do you recall JLo’s growing bond with Leah Remini? Over the summer, shopping, lunching, walking, scientologising perhaps for the benefit of the pappies and the Church of Many Secrets and, certainly, Leah’s own profile…I mean The King of Queens is one thing, a member of the Lopez entourage is another altogether. Full Story

Little Sci goes to City Hall

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 15, 2006 12:00:00 November 15, 2006 12:00:00

In Rome, Little Sci with her parents dressed in white – paperwork perhaps in advance of the Saturday ceremony? Sorry gossips…can’t help it. But she is sooooo cute! And soooo long! Clearly not her father’s genes… And um…don’t mean to be catty but is the GMD looking a little less taut these days? As in bulging out of that suit? Definitely not as fit as he was in MI:3 which I just saw this weekend, not a bad movie actually, and he did look…even cute…until he jumped on his manly man motorcycle and then I had to giggle. Full Story