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About the Moving Kidmans

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 13, 2006 12:00:00 November 13, 2006 12:00:00

I reported 10 days ago that Keith Urban had been secretly released from rehab, somewhere around Nashville. I’ve also been reporting that Nicole Kidman, contrary to her “stand by your man” image, hasn’t exactly been there for her mate, preferring instead to spend time in LA while her spouse supposedly dries out. Full Story

TomKat: the countdown

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 13, 2006 12:00:00 November 13, 2006 12:00:00

What DON’T you know about this wedding? Per Page Six, the Scientological ceremony will go down Saturday at the Castello Odeascalchi overlooking Lake Bracciano north of Rome. Wedding party to be dressed by Armani, John Travolta will be shuttling many guests in on his private plane, and now Andrea Bocelli will be serenading Katie down the aisle. Full Story

Brad & the pants

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 10, 2006 12:00:00 November 10, 2006 12:00:00

There are obviously many reasons why Brad Pitt is the Hotness. If obliged, I could spend my entire 5 year anniversary weekend on the discussion, but in the interest of time and making sure I’m not divorced by Monday, the attribute that really quivers my loins is Brad’s unique ability to rock a pair of pants. Full Story

Glowing Beauty & the Gay Midget Geek

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 10, 2006 12:00:00 November 10, 2006 12:00:00

Katie Holmes…is total gorgessity. Lobotomised and numb, perhaps...but totally gorgessity all the same. And then there’s the GMD – is it just me or is he getting dorkier by the day? Here they are at The Black Ball last night hosted by Alicia Keys. With just a week to go before the wedding, speculation is intensifying about whether or not they will fly from NYC directly to Italy rather than going home to LA first. Full Story

Madonna: skulls, shades, and green

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 8, 2006 12:00:00 November 8, 2006 12:00:00

In case you hadn’t heard, she’s been sporting a bruise to the cheek, reportedly inflicted by an aggressive pappy trying to get photos of her with Baby David. Call me Cruise, maybe I"m remembering wrong, but a couple of years ago, she was also seen riding around LA in 2003 with a shiner over her eye – see attached - apparently sustained when she fell off her bike. Full Story

The Daily Rossum: Matthew McConaughey

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 7, 2006 12:00:00 November 7, 2006 12:00:00

Celebrating his birthday in Australia. The Sexiest Man Alive curse is clearly kicking him hard and I don’t care how hot he used to be, you couldn’t pay with me David Beckham for a go at this greasy monkey. Doesn’t look like Penelope Cruz is looking back either. Check out beautiful Pene from a photo shoot taken yesterday. Full Story

Words of Wisdom from an Unlikely Wiseman

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 7, 2006 12:00:00 November 7, 2006 12:00:00

Mickey Rourke has butchered his face but once in a while, the man does speak some sense: “[My therapist] saved my f*cking life and my career. I don’t care what Tom Cruise says about therapy. F*ck him. Pick on Poor Brooke Shields. People need medicine and they need therapists. Let the Scientologists go f*cking live on a planet of their own. Full Story

Plastic Posh to Plastic Heaven?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 6, 2006 12:00:00 November 6, 2006 12:00:00

The Los Angeles Galaxy have confirmed they are interested in signing David Beckham, on the heels of yet another disappointing match on Sunday for Real Madrid. David has been benched often this season and given that he has not been shy about an American migration, news today that the Galaxy covets his boots could be the temptation he needs to finally make the jump. Full Story

Keith Urban set free?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 6, 2006 12:00:00 November 6, 2006 12:00:00

Covering my Chinese ass…you get the drill. Word from source in Nashville – rumour has it he’s out of rehab, did his two week duty, allegedly more for PR purposes than for actual treatment and is now a free man...from the centre, of course, and not from the Freeze. As I hear it, the reason he went in *allegedly* is because SHE was embarrassed about the cheating scandals, wanted to bury them in something more sympathetic. Full Story

The GMD Reborn: Katie pays off

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 3, 2006 12:00:00 November 3, 2006 12:00:00

In case you haven’t heard, MGM has given Tom Cruise a new job. A MUCH better job than before, a much more lucrative job than before – with more power and clout and prestige. Tom and Paula Wagner will run United Artists, and while it’s one thing for Paramount to turn down a production deal, it’s another to run a f&cking studio and have your partner call all the shots, which is exactly what the Cruise has scored. Full Story

Katie: intellectual pursuits, industrious at work

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 2, 2006 12:00:00 November 2, 2006 12:00:00

Last night at UCLA for a Samuel Beckett celebration – rather ironic considering Beckett’s work is perhaps the antithesis to Tom’s gleaming teeth and rah rah rah persona or, given another interpretation, perhaps it is GMD’s very existence that underscores the oppressive social shackles imposed upon those exalted by the MiniVan Majority… though I have a sinking suspicion Beckett would have been vehemently opposed to alien religions and couch-jumping displays of affection. Full Story