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The Daily Rossum: Matthew McConaughey

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 7, 2006 12:00:00 November 7, 2006 12:00:00

Celebrating his birthday in Australia. The Sexiest Man Alive curse is clearly kicking him hard and I don’t care how hot he used to be, you couldn’t pay with me David Beckham for a go at this greasy monkey. Doesn’t look like Penelope Cruz is looking back either. Check out beautiful Pene from a photo shoot taken yesterday. Full Story

Words of Wisdom from an Unlikely Wiseman

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 7, 2006 12:00:00 November 7, 2006 12:00:00

Mickey Rourke has butchered his face but once in a while, the man does speak some sense: “[My therapist] saved my f*cking life and my career. I don’t care what Tom Cruise says about therapy. F*ck him. Pick on Poor Brooke Shields. People need medicine and they need therapists. Let the Scientologists go f*cking live on a planet of their own. Full Story

Plastic Posh to Plastic Heaven?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 6, 2006 12:00:00 November 6, 2006 12:00:00

The Los Angeles Galaxy have confirmed they are interested in signing David Beckham, on the heels of yet another disappointing match on Sunday for Real Madrid. David has been benched often this season and given that he has not been shy about an American migration, news today that the Galaxy covets his boots could be the temptation he needs to finally make the jump. Full Story

Keith Urban set free?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 6, 2006 12:00:00 November 6, 2006 12:00:00

Covering my Chinese ass…you get the drill. Word from source in Nashville – rumour has it he’s out of rehab, did his two week duty, allegedly more for PR purposes than for actual treatment and is now a free man...from the centre, of course, and not from the Freeze. As I hear it, the reason he went in *allegedly* is because SHE was embarrassed about the cheating scandals, wanted to bury them in something more sympathetic. Full Story

The GMD Reborn: Katie pays off

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 3, 2006 12:00:00 November 3, 2006 12:00:00

In case you haven’t heard, MGM has given Tom Cruise a new job. A MUCH better job than before, a much more lucrative job than before – with more power and clout and prestige. Tom and Paula Wagner will run United Artists, and while it’s one thing for Paramount to turn down a production deal, it’s another to run a f&cking studio and have your partner call all the shots, which is exactly what the Cruise has scored. Full Story

Katie: intellectual pursuits, industrious at work

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 2, 2006 12:00:00 November 2, 2006 12:00:00

Last night at UCLA for a Samuel Beckett celebration – rather ironic considering Beckett’s work is perhaps the antithesis to Tom’s gleaming teeth and rah rah rah persona or, given another interpretation, perhaps it is GMD’s very existence that underscores the oppressive social shackles imposed upon those exalted by the MiniVan Majority… though I have a sinking suspicion Beckett would have been vehemently opposed to alien religions and couch-jumping displays of affection. Full Story

Posh & Katie: The End of the Sisterhood?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 30, 2006 12:00:00 October 30, 2006 12:00:00

The UK Daily Mail is reporting that relations might not be so friendly these days between BFFs Katie Holmes and Victoria Beckham following a row the two reportedly had over weight loss – or more precisely, Vicky’s suggestion that Katie lose more of it before walking down the aisle. Posh also had issues with the Gay Midget Hair Style and told Katie to have him cut it before the big day. Full Story

Katie sells, the GMD suppresses

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 30, 2006 12:00:00 October 30, 2006 12:00:00

Katie Holmes is so wholesome and so appealing, I’m almost willing to buy what she’s selling. Almost. I’d be more inclined to believe this sh-t, however, if HE wasn’t in the picture - with his too tight tapered pants and his need to lead, Tom Cruise kills Katie’s fetching illusion, and according to The Scoop, Scientological marriage rituals will kill Katie’s self esteem. Full Story

The Beckhams in Rome

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 27, 2006 12:00:00 October 27, 2006 12:00:00

David might be my #1 but David is nothing without La Posh. Vice versa of course but that is the golden glue, don’t you think? Sure, he’s great to look at and absolutely, I’d bend over in a heartbeat and still his hottest moments are when he’s flanked by his wife – the way he leads her, the way they never allow you to see them NOT touching, the way he possesses her thigh every time in the limo. Full Story

The Daily Just Miss: Mischa Barton

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 27, 2006 12:00:00 October 27, 2006 12:00:00

Call me Cruise, I know you will disagree vociferously, but for a few small details, I think this would have worked. As it were, those details were missing and as such, Mischa Barton looked like ass last night at The Fashion Group Event. The dress is cute, even the black tights are cute, the hair and the shoes, however, are terribly UNcute…which is where I think she went horribly, horribly wrong. Full Story

Becks: not the best man

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 26, 2006 12:00:00 October 26, 2006 12:00:00

Unfortunately for the GMD – he will not have anything hot and male to look at while he’s getting married next month, at least not in the form of David Beckham. David apparently will not be able to attend the wedding because he has a match the next day for Real Madrid and the team will not release him to attend the Italian media event of the year. Full Story