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Katie sells, the GMD suppresses

October 30, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at October 30, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Katie Holmes is so wholesome and so appealing, I’m almost willing to buy what she’s selling. Almost. I’d be more inclined to believe this sh-t, however, if HE wasn’t in the picture - with his too tight tapered pants and his need to lead, Tom Cruise kills Katie’s fetching illusion, and according to The Scoop, Scientological marriage rituals will kill Katie’s self esteem. Full Story

The Beckhams in Rome

October 27, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at October 27, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

David might be my #1 but David is nothing without La Posh. Vice versa of course but that is the golden glue, don’t you think? Sure, he’s great to look at and absolutely, I’d bend over in a heartbeat and still his hottest moments are when he’s flanked by his wife – the way he leads her, the way they never allow you to see them NOT touching, the way he possesses her thigh every time in the limo. Full Story

The Daily Just Miss: Mischa Barton

October 27, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at October 27, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Call me Cruise, I know you will disagree vociferously, but for a few small details, I think this would have worked. As it were, those details were missing and as such, Mischa Barton looked like ass last night at The Fashion Group Event. The dress is cute, even the black tights are cute, the hair and the shoes, however, are terribly UNcute…which is where I think she went horribly, horribly wrong. Full Story

Becks: not the best man

October 26, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at October 26, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Unfortunately for the GMD – he will not have anything hot and male to look at while he’s getting married next month, at least not in the form of David Beckham. David apparently will not be able to attend the wedding because he has a match the next day for Real Madrid and the team will not release him to attend the Italian media event of the year. Full Story

Cruise Confirms EVERYTHING

October 24, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at October 24, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Some celebrities fight the truth every step of the way. Not because the truth ain"t the truth but because when their 2 week fight against the truth culminates on Oprah, it makes for really, really great press. Still others don"t say a word, preferring not to engage, choosing indifference above all. Full Story

The Billionaire Tee

October 23, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at October 23, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen are designing clothes. Their new line is called The Row. Their first high profile product is a The Perfect Tee, perfect because the Olsens spent 9 months designing it with one signature French seam that runs down the back - the same seam that is used on many of their upcoming pieces, including a pair of impossibly flattering skinny pants that don"t bunch up on the sides. Full Story

Katie Holmes: on duty again

October 19, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at October 19, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

See what I mean? More Katie, less Tom. As I"ve been telling you, Katie has been sent out too woo us. She is wooing us through shopping, the all American activity with the all American smile of sweetness. It"s a subtle message but an effective one. Through Tom, Katie has found true happiness. A life of leisure but also a life meaning: Shopping, Suri, Scientology, soccer - how much more extraordinarily ordinary does it get? Here she is buying baubles yesterday, I"m told *exclusively* from sources that they are thank you gifts for wedding attendants, also known in this case as cult members. Full Story

Tom & Katie but not George

October 18, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at October 18, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Earlier this week several tabloids printed rumours that Tom & Katie would marry in Italy late November at Clooney"s Como villa. Us Weekly is now saying Italy is the new location but that Clooney isn"t a part of it. Please. Does George really need to roll with Tom Cruise??? As for wedding details…apparently Posh will be the Matron of Honour, she and Katie went together to scout out the location, and of course his reps will not confirm or deny the report because well, let"s face it, the story has generated 3 days of press and counting. Full Story

The Thinnification of Katie Holmes

October 17, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at October 17, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

On her way to a studio in Hollywood yesterday, some think this means she"ll be working again, others speculate it could be a pre-wedding photo shoot, but regardless of the reason, Katie is melting down the baby pounds - wow. Several angles attached for your viewing pleasure, note the flat stomach, the thighs that continue to shrink, the bum regaining its perk, and the gorgeous black oversized bag - 27 going on 40, 5 ft 10 inches of scientological transformation and the new spokesperson for the GMD fraud. Full Story

Jen on Oprah v 2.0

October 17, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at October 17, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Sixty minutes of contrived emotion - not just when Jennifer Aniston comes to visit but Oprah"s show in general. It"s textbook, non? Here"s when you"re supposed to get choked up with emotion, here"s when you"re supposed to pump your fist in the air and feel *empowered* because you are a strong woman, roar roar roar, and when you love yourself enough, you can make great. Full Story

Tom & Katie: pitch presence, pitch pants

October 16, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at October 16, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Have you ever seen 2 people smile so bloody hard? In analysing the hetero campaigning efforts of the GMD, I"d actually place his constant pitch presence on the side least offensive. Sure the cameras are always there, sure it"s a convenient way to assert his virile fathering capabilities, sure it"s catering to the MiniVan Majority and yet there has never been any reliable gossip about his shortcomings as a parent. Full Story