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Keith Urban set free?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 6, 2006 12:00:00 November 6, 2006 12:00:00

Covering my Chinese ass…you get the drill. Word from source in Nashville – rumour has it he’s out of rehab, did his two week duty, allegedly more for PR purposes than for actual treatment and is now a free man...from the centre, of course, and not from the Freeze. As I hear it, the reason he went in *allegedly* is because SHE was embarrassed about the cheating scandals, wanted to bury them in something more sympathetic. Full Story

The GMD Reborn: Katie pays off

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 3, 2006 12:00:00 November 3, 2006 12:00:00

In case you haven’t heard, MGM has given Tom Cruise a new job. A MUCH better job than before, a much more lucrative job than before – with more power and clout and prestige. Tom and Paula Wagner will run United Artists, and while it’s one thing for Paramount to turn down a production deal, it’s another to run a f&cking studio and have your partner call all the shots, which is exactly what the Cruise has scored. Full Story

Katie: intellectual pursuits, industrious at work

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 2, 2006 12:00:00 November 2, 2006 12:00:00

Last night at UCLA for a Samuel Beckett celebration – rather ironic considering Beckett’s work is perhaps the antithesis to Tom’s gleaming teeth and rah rah rah persona or, given another interpretation, perhaps it is GMD’s very existence that underscores the oppressive social shackles imposed upon those exalted by the MiniVan Majority… though I have a sinking suspicion Beckett would have been vehemently opposed to alien religions and couch-jumping displays of affection. Full Story

Posh & Katie: The End of the Sisterhood?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 30, 2006 12:00:00 October 30, 2006 12:00:00

The UK Daily Mail is reporting that relations might not be so friendly these days between BFFs Katie Holmes and Victoria Beckham following a row the two reportedly had over weight loss – or more precisely, Vicky’s suggestion that Katie lose more of it before walking down the aisle. Posh also had issues with the Gay Midget Hair Style and told Katie to have him cut it before the big day. Full Story

Katie sells, the GMD suppresses

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 30, 2006 12:00:00 October 30, 2006 12:00:00

Katie Holmes is so wholesome and so appealing, I’m almost willing to buy what she’s selling. Almost. I’d be more inclined to believe this sh-t, however, if HE wasn’t in the picture - with his too tight tapered pants and his need to lead, Tom Cruise kills Katie’s fetching illusion, and according to The Scoop, Scientological marriage rituals will kill Katie’s self esteem. Full Story

The Beckhams in Rome

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 27, 2006 12:00:00 October 27, 2006 12:00:00

David might be my #1 but David is nothing without La Posh. Vice versa of course but that is the golden glue, don’t you think? Sure, he’s great to look at and absolutely, I’d bend over in a heartbeat and still his hottest moments are when he’s flanked by his wife – the way he leads her, the way they never allow you to see them NOT touching, the way he possesses her thigh every time in the limo. Full Story

The Daily Just Miss: Mischa Barton

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 27, 2006 12:00:00 October 27, 2006 12:00:00

Call me Cruise, I know you will disagree vociferously, but for a few small details, I think this would have worked. As it were, those details were missing and as such, Mischa Barton looked like ass last night at The Fashion Group Event. The dress is cute, even the black tights are cute, the hair and the shoes, however, are terribly UNcute…which is where I think she went horribly, horribly wrong. Full Story

Becks: not the best man

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 26, 2006 12:00:00 October 26, 2006 12:00:00

Unfortunately for the GMD – he will not have anything hot and male to look at while he’s getting married next month, at least not in the form of David Beckham. David apparently will not be able to attend the wedding because he has a match the next day for Real Madrid and the team will not release him to attend the Italian media event of the year. Full Story

Cruise Confirms EVERYTHING

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 24, 2006 12:00:00 October 24, 2006 12:00:00

Some celebrities fight the truth every step of the way. Not because the truth ain"t the truth but because when their 2 week fight against the truth culminates on Oprah, it makes for really, really great press. Still others don"t say a word, preferring not to engage, choosing indifference above all. Full Story

The Billionaire Tee

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 23, 2006 12:00:00 October 23, 2006 12:00:00

Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen are designing clothes. Their new line is called The Row. Their first high profile product is a The Perfect Tee, perfect because the Olsens spent 9 months designing it with one signature French seam that runs down the back - the same seam that is used on many of their upcoming pieces, including a pair of impossibly flattering skinny pants that don"t bunch up on the sides. Full Story

Katie Holmes: on duty again

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 19, 2006 12:00:00 October 19, 2006 12:00:00

See what I mean? More Katie, less Tom. As I"ve been telling you, Katie has been sent out too woo us. She is wooing us through shopping, the all American activity with the all American smile of sweetness. It"s a subtle message but an effective one. Through Tom, Katie has found true happiness. A life of leisure but also a life meaning: Shopping, Suri, Scientology, soccer - how much more extraordinarily ordinary does it get? Here she is buying baubles yesterday, I"m told *exclusively* from sources that they are thank you gifts for wedding attendants, also known in this case as cult members. Full Story