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Cruise Confirms EVERYTHING

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 24, 2006 12:00:00 October 24, 2006 12:00:00

Some celebrities fight the truth every step of the way. Not because the truth ain"t the truth but because when their 2 week fight against the truth culminates on Oprah, it makes for really, really great press. Still others don"t say a word, preferring not to engage, choosing indifference above all. Full Story

The Billionaire Tee

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 23, 2006 12:00:00 October 23, 2006 12:00:00

Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen are designing clothes. Their new line is called The Row. Their first high profile product is a The Perfect Tee, perfect because the Olsens spent 9 months designing it with one signature French seam that runs down the back - the same seam that is used on many of their upcoming pieces, including a pair of impossibly flattering skinny pants that don"t bunch up on the sides. Full Story

Katie Holmes: on duty again

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 19, 2006 12:00:00 October 19, 2006 12:00:00

See what I mean? More Katie, less Tom. As I"ve been telling you, Katie has been sent out too woo us. She is wooing us through shopping, the all American activity with the all American smile of sweetness. It"s a subtle message but an effective one. Through Tom, Katie has found true happiness. A life of leisure but also a life meaning: Shopping, Suri, Scientology, soccer - how much more extraordinarily ordinary does it get? Here she is buying baubles yesterday, I"m told *exclusively* from sources that they are thank you gifts for wedding attendants, also known in this case as cult members. Full Story

Tom & Katie but not George

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 18, 2006 12:00:00 October 18, 2006 12:00:00

Earlier this week several tabloids printed rumours that Tom & Katie would marry in Italy late November at Clooney"s Como villa. Us Weekly is now saying Italy is the new location but that Clooney isn"t a part of it. Please. Does George really need to roll with Tom Cruise??? As for wedding details…apparently Posh will be the Matron of Honour, she and Katie went together to scout out the location, and of course his reps will not confirm or deny the report because well, let"s face it, the story has generated 3 days of press and counting. Full Story

The Thinnification of Katie Holmes

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 17, 2006 12:00:00 October 17, 2006 12:00:00

On her way to a studio in Hollywood yesterday, some think this means she"ll be working again, others speculate it could be a pre-wedding photo shoot, but regardless of the reason, Katie is melting down the baby pounds - wow. Several angles attached for your viewing pleasure, note the flat stomach, the thighs that continue to shrink, the bum regaining its perk, and the gorgeous black oversized bag - 27 going on 40, 5 ft 10 inches of scientological transformation and the new spokesperson for the GMD fraud. Full Story

Jen on Oprah v 2.0

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 17, 2006 12:00:00 October 17, 2006 12:00:00

Sixty minutes of contrived emotion - not just when Jennifer Aniston comes to visit but Oprah"s show in general. It"s textbook, non? Here"s when you"re supposed to get choked up with emotion, here"s when you"re supposed to pump your fist in the air and feel *empowered* because you are a strong woman, roar roar roar, and when you love yourself enough, you can make great. Full Story

Tom & Katie: pitch presence, pitch pants

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 16, 2006 12:00:00 October 16, 2006 12:00:00

Have you ever seen 2 people smile so bloody hard? In analysing the hetero campaigning efforts of the GMD, I"d actually place his constant pitch presence on the side least offensive. Sure the cameras are always there, sure it"s a convenient way to assert his virile fathering capabilities, sure it"s catering to the MiniVan Majority and yet there has never been any reliable gossip about his shortcomings as a parent. Full Story

Tori Transformed

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 13, 2006 12:00:00 October 13, 2006 12:00:00

As we all know, a child"s power is infinite and while I don"t have one myself, nor do I ever intend to, I can certainly appreciate the transformational properties of pregnancy and how it can enhance even the most wretched. Here"s Tori last night at the Kohl"s Transformation Nation Fall Fashion Show. Full Story

Nicole for Fur

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 13, 2006 12:00:00 October 13, 2006 12:00:00

Don"t tell me it"s just me. Don"t tell me it"s just my biased eye. Because if you look at these and you tell me you think it"s normal, I call bullsh-t. BULLsh-t! Trust me, there is no pleasure for me in seeing Nicole Kidman look...weird. I adore Nicole Kidman. Post-GMD, after Moulin Rouge, after The Hours, Nicole was almost Gwyneth. Full Story

Pene & Pedro

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 10, 2006 12:00:00 October 10, 2006 12:00:00

Penelope Cruz is delightful...I am completely charmed by these photos taken recently at a Paper Magazine event to honour her new Almodovar project Volver, for which she is said to be in the running for a nomination. After her cruise with the GMD, I was hoping for good things. Matthew McConaughey looked good for a while until that turned gross and sweaty, and single Pene looked even better - focused, fit, free. Full Story

Vince, Kevin, The Old Vic, and the new blonde

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 10, 2006 12:00:00 October 10, 2006 12:00:00

While the Aniston backlash continues to grow, Vince flew to the UK and spent some time with Kevin Spacey. You know what they say about Kevin Spacey right? Like a GMD thing without the spaceship and the couches? That his involvement with the Old Vic has resulted in not only a resurgence for the London theatre but also the creation of a happy homo hunting ground? ALL rubbish of course. Full Story