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Tom & Katie: pitch presence, pitch pants

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 16, 2006 12:00:00 October 16, 2006 12:00:00

Have you ever seen 2 people smile so bloody hard? In analysing the hetero campaigning efforts of the GMD, I"d actually place his constant pitch presence on the side least offensive. Sure the cameras are always there, sure it"s a convenient way to assert his virile fathering capabilities, sure it"s catering to the MiniVan Majority and yet there has never been any reliable gossip about his shortcomings as a parent. Full Story

Tori Transformed

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 13, 2006 12:00:00 October 13, 2006 12:00:00

As we all know, a child"s power is infinite and while I don"t have one myself, nor do I ever intend to, I can certainly appreciate the transformational properties of pregnancy and how it can enhance even the most wretched. Here"s Tori last night at the Kohl"s Transformation Nation Fall Fashion Show. Full Story

Nicole for Fur

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 13, 2006 12:00:00 October 13, 2006 12:00:00

Don"t tell me it"s just me. Don"t tell me it"s just my biased eye. Because if you look at these and you tell me you think it"s normal, I call bullsh-t. BULLsh-t! Trust me, there is no pleasure for me in seeing Nicole Kidman look...weird. I adore Nicole Kidman. Post-GMD, after Moulin Rouge, after The Hours, Nicole was almost Gwyneth. Full Story

Pene & Pedro

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 10, 2006 12:00:00 October 10, 2006 12:00:00

Penelope Cruz is delightful...I am completely charmed by these photos taken recently at a Paper Magazine event to honour her new Almodovar project Volver, for which she is said to be in the running for a nomination. After her cruise with the GMD, I was hoping for good things. Matthew McConaughey looked good for a while until that turned gross and sweaty, and single Pene looked even better - focused, fit, free. Full Story

Vince, Kevin, The Old Vic, and the new blonde

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 10, 2006 12:00:00 October 10, 2006 12:00:00

While the Aniston backlash continues to grow, Vince flew to the UK and spent some time with Kevin Spacey. You know what they say about Kevin Spacey right? Like a GMD thing without the spaceship and the couches? That his involvement with the Old Vic has resulted in not only a resurgence for the London theatre but also the creation of a happy homo hunting ground? ALL rubbish of course. Full Story

Tom & the Turtle

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 10, 2006 12:00:00 October 10, 2006 12:00:00

On George Clooney, I"m all over it. On Brad Pitt, on David Beckham - hell, even on Wentworth Miller…well, ESPECIALLY on Wentworth Miller all queers considered…but on Tom Cruise? A tight turtleneck on Tom Cruise? I object. He just doesn"t look right, does he? The jeans, the goofy way they hang, his stubby arms, his chest and gut, half way between middle age fit and middle age fat - I find it very, very, very hard to believe this man still makes "em swoon outside of Hello Kitty country, where emotionally stunted Asians run around with only half a brain and an auto-programmed giggle. Full Story

Another Gorgeous George

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 5, 2006 12:00:00 October 5, 2006 12:00:00

You don"t have to be Canadian to appreciate this, especially the tale about when he met Angelina Jolie. But if you ARE Canadian, you need no introduction to George Stroumboulopoulos. And if you"re American, you wouldn"t have needed an invitation if ABC had avoided doing a piss poor job of promoting its rival to American Idol. Full Story

Tom & Katie: the new Kate, the new bump

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 2, 2006 12:00:00 October 2, 2006 12:00:00

Now here"s a photo that breaks my heart: Isabella in the background surrounded by her peers, walking in the wake of her father"s weekly pilgrimage to the pitch not only to support her soccer but also to perpetuate the authenticity of his love - as illustrated by yet another public display of affection on Saturday, this time with Katie taking the enthusiastic lead. Full Story

The Beckhams: Waterloo again?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 2, 2006 12:00:00 October 2, 2006 12:00:00

Just a quick backtrack: the reports that Katie will play Victoria in a movie about the Beckhams are total rubbish. Seriously y"all… If Tom Cruise had to go outside Hollywood to secure unconventional financing for future projects, how in f*ck would have been able to greenlight a film on Posh & Becks who I adore but who"ve also tried and failed to conquer the US not once but twice??? It"s a gamble not even he could afford. Full Story

The Thinnification of Katie Holmes

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 28, 2006 12:00:00 September 28, 2006 12:00:00

Photos from http://www.x17online.com/ Judging by the flatness of her belly, at rapid speed, a wedding must be imminent. Judging by the deadness in her eyes, she’s clearly still in love with him. Can"t you just picture him screaming *encouragements* at her on the treadmill? Full Story

Wednesday, September 20, 2006
Dear gossips, Don"t know why but it never fails to surprise me: the fervour of the fans, from the rabid lunacy of the Aniston and "Brangelina" supporters to the desperate panty angst of the McGoslings, perfectly illustrated today as message after message inundated my mailbox - alarmingly excessive hostility at my tease at the end of last column over a Ryan Gosling mention on eTalk when none was forthcoming. But such is the reality of television, especially on a daily news show. Things get cut, things get edited, things get delayed. And so at press time, while I am scheduled to report on Ryan"s titillating whereabouts Saturday night on eTalk Wednesday, there is a distinct possibility that La Firecrotch"s little Lilo could make yet another barelipped appearance, thereby derailing the story, and if that is the case, please know that I will come back to the site and update straight away - which means you really don"t have to wait too much longer. Think you can survive just a few more hours? In today"s issue: on Becks, on Posh, on Becks, Posh and Cruise, JT goes manly man, fence-sitting on Fergie, a lone voice for Madge, taking on the Claymates, Kate heralds another new trend, and one last clue for Grizzly, Grumpy, and High.