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The GMD: crushing on Becks

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 20, 2006 12:00:00 September 20, 2006 12:00:00

David Beckham is, without dispute, one of the finest men on the planet. A face carved from Olympus, rock hard thunder thighs deft with a ball and even more deft wrapped around my body, a complete package proven to perform on and off the pitch, with goals, with sons, with mistresses… IQ notwithstanding, Becks is as close to perfect as it gets. Full Story

Defending Madge

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 20, 2006 12:00:00 September 20, 2006 12:00:00

Is it really that bad? I don"t think it"s bad at all. In fact, I actually think it"s chic, a nice change, way better than tacky ass, long curly weaves (Jessica Alba), way better than soccer mom bobs (Jessica Simpson), and much much better than soap opera helmets sprayed on with no movement (Eva Longoria). Full Story

The Gay Midget Dwarf & The Worst Gay Nightmare

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 14, 2006 12:00:00 September 14, 2006 12:00:00

Well no wonder we’re in the midst of a full frontal hetero assault. Turns out, there is a bombshell brewing, and if this thing blows up – which I’m counting on you to facilitate – we could be privy to the most delicious smutty scandal of all time. No exaggeration. Ah yes… those infamous Pellicano tapes. Full Story

Tom Cruise: the Redskin Callboy

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 13, 2006 12:00:00 September 13, 2006 12:00:00

Part of the production deal, I suppose. And since Daniel Snyder is financing his career, it’s time for the GMD to run with the playbook, showing up for the Washington Redskins game on Sunday, supporting his new boss and also doing a little cross courting of his own. As I’ve mentioned before, Daniel Synder has deep pockets, and we all know how aliens love money. Full Story

Brad Pitt: Fame God, FagFriend

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 11, 2006 12:00:00 September 11, 2006 12:00:00

What can I say? First of all, he’s much younger in person than he is in photos. Thankfully, he’s also not little. You know how they’re always shorter in real life? Well, not in his case. By no means a giant but he’s probably just under 6 ft. Good enough for an average sized girl to wear heels and not feel like Nicole Kidman and the GMD. Full Story

Penelope the Actress

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 9, 2006 12:00:00 September 9, 2006 12:00:00

After Penelope the movie, I headed over to the Chanel Boutique for the Volver afterparty with Penelope Cruz and Pedro Almodovar. I’m telling you – Volver is getting a TON of buzz…and Penelope is getting even more of it for what’s being called the performance of her career, quite possibly a lock for a nod. Full Story

Brad, Angie, Jen, Vince: TIFF together?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 7, 2006 12:00:00 September 7, 2006 12:00:00

The Babel Gala lights up TIFF on Saturday night - also on Saturday night in Toronto, Wyclef Jean will be partying at the Premiere Lounge in celebration of his film Ghosts of Cite Soleil, the highly acclaimed documentary about Haiti, and a project Angelina Jolie has been very, very supportive of. Yes gossips. Full Story

Big Sci & Little Sci pull out the stops

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 7, 2006 12:00:00 September 7, 2006 12:00:00

I was interviewed today for the Canadian Press and Edmonton radio, every entertainment news site and blog blasted the story on their headlines, my inbox is overflowing with your comments (thank you!) and at the end of the day, people can’t stop talking about the multigenerational scientologists and the 22 page photo spread/interview featured in this month’s issue of Vanity Fair. Full Story

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Little Sci comes out

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 6, 2006 12:00:00 September 6, 2006 12:00:00

Hello Little Sci!!! She’s pretty cute, isn’t she? Cute enough to get people talking and the midweek hi-jack is well underway. Fresh off the Labour Day lull, Katie Couric started her new job off with a bang, airing exclusive photos from the Vanity Fair photoshoot, depicting the Family Cruise in various states of bliss, with your requisite shot of Katie nuzzling nauseatingly up on her fiancé – an image they insist on throwing at us each and every time we see them. Full Story

Orly & Kate: The End of Three Whiskers & The Pole

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 6, 2006 12:00:00 September 6, 2006 12:00:00

Oh goody! Can the maybe gaybe talk begin anew??? As reported by Us Weekly Orlando Bloom is back to whimpering himself to sleep in a bed made for one, the second time they’ve split over the course of their 4 year relationship. And while reasons for the break up have not been made public, it ain’t hard to see the DISattraction from both ends. Full Story

The GMD: a change of ass

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 5, 2006 12:00:00 September 5, 2006 12:00:00

How long you reckon it"s been since the Gay Midget Dwarf touched a girl"s ass, let alone kiss one? Me? I"m willing to bet it"s been boy bums for at least a decade. But now...now that Operation Damage Control is officially upon us, Tom Cruise has put his tail between his little legs and made amends to Brooke Shields and Brooke, in turn, has played right along, revealing on the Tonight Show with Jay Leno that Tom came over, said sorry so sincerely and so "impressively" that she accepted his "heartfelt" apology without hesitation. Full Story