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Tom & the Turtle

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 10, 2006 12:00:00 October 10, 2006 12:00:00

On George Clooney, I"m all over it. On Brad Pitt, on David Beckham - hell, even on Wentworth Miller…well, ESPECIALLY on Wentworth Miller all queers considered…but on Tom Cruise? A tight turtleneck on Tom Cruise? I object. He just doesn"t look right, does he? The jeans, the goofy way they hang, his stubby arms, his chest and gut, half way between middle age fit and middle age fat - I find it very, very, very hard to believe this man still makes "em swoon outside of Hello Kitty country, where emotionally stunted Asians run around with only half a brain and an auto-programmed giggle. Full Story

Another Gorgeous George

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 5, 2006 12:00:00 October 5, 2006 12:00:00

You don"t have to be Canadian to appreciate this, especially the tale about when he met Angelina Jolie. But if you ARE Canadian, you need no introduction to George Stroumboulopoulos. And if you"re American, you wouldn"t have needed an invitation if ABC had avoided doing a piss poor job of promoting its rival to American Idol. Full Story

Tom & Katie: the new Kate, the new bump

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 2, 2006 12:00:00 October 2, 2006 12:00:00

Now here"s a photo that breaks my heart: Isabella in the background surrounded by her peers, walking in the wake of her father"s weekly pilgrimage to the pitch not only to support her soccer but also to perpetuate the authenticity of his love - as illustrated by yet another public display of affection on Saturday, this time with Katie taking the enthusiastic lead. Full Story

The Beckhams: Waterloo again?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 2, 2006 12:00:00 October 2, 2006 12:00:00

Just a quick backtrack: the reports that Katie will play Victoria in a movie about the Beckhams are total rubbish. Seriously y"all… If Tom Cruise had to go outside Hollywood to secure unconventional financing for future projects, how in f*ck would have been able to greenlight a film on Posh & Becks who I adore but who"ve also tried and failed to conquer the US not once but twice??? It"s a gamble not even he could afford. Full Story

The Thinnification of Katie Holmes

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 28, 2006 12:00:00 September 28, 2006 12:00:00

Photos from http://www.x17online.com/ Judging by the flatness of her belly, at rapid speed, a wedding must be imminent. Judging by the deadness in her eyes, she’s clearly still in love with him. Can"t you just picture him screaming *encouragements* at her on the treadmill? Full Story

Wednesday, September 20, 2006 Dear gossips, Don"t know why but it never fails to surprise me: the fervour of the fans, from the rabid lunacy of the Aniston and "Brangelina" supporters to the desperate panty angst of the McGoslings, perfectly illustrated today as message after message inundated my mailbox - alarmingly excessive hostility at my tease at the end of last column over a Ryan Gosling mention on eTalk when none was forthcoming. But such is the reality of television, especially on a daily news show. Things get cut, things get edited, things get delayed. And so at press time, while I am scheduled to report on Ryan"s titillating whereabouts Saturday night on eTalk Wednesday, there is a distinct possibility that La Firecrotch"s little Lilo could make yet another barelipped appearance, thereby derailing the story, and if that is the case, please know that I will come back to the site and update straight away - which means you really don"t have to wait too much longer. Think you can survive just a few more hours? In today"s issue: on Becks, on Posh, on Becks, Posh and Cruise, JT goes manly man, fence-sitting on Fergie, a lone voice for Madge, taking on the Claymates, Kate heralds another new trend, and one last clue for Grizzly, Grumpy, and High.

The GMD: crushing on Becks

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 20, 2006 12:00:00 September 20, 2006 12:00:00

David Beckham is, without dispute, one of the finest men on the planet. A face carved from Olympus, rock hard thunder thighs deft with a ball and even more deft wrapped around my body, a complete package proven to perform on and off the pitch, with goals, with sons, with mistresses… IQ notwithstanding, Becks is as close to perfect as it gets. Full Story

Defending Madge

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 20, 2006 12:00:00 September 20, 2006 12:00:00

Is it really that bad? I don"t think it"s bad at all. In fact, I actually think it"s chic, a nice change, way better than tacky ass, long curly weaves (Jessica Alba), way better than soccer mom bobs (Jessica Simpson), and much much better than soap opera helmets sprayed on with no movement (Eva Longoria). Full Story

The Gay Midget Dwarf & The Worst Gay Nightmare

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 14, 2006 12:00:00 September 14, 2006 12:00:00

Well no wonder we’re in the midst of a full frontal hetero assault. Turns out, there is a bombshell brewing, and if this thing blows up – which I’m counting on you to facilitate – we could be privy to the most delicious smutty scandal of all time. No exaggeration. Ah yes… those infamous Pellicano tapes. Full Story

Tom Cruise: the Redskin Callboy

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 13, 2006 12:00:00 September 13, 2006 12:00:00

Part of the production deal, I suppose. And since Daniel Snyder is financing his career, it’s time for the GMD to run with the playbook, showing up for the Washington Redskins game on Sunday, supporting his new boss and also doing a little cross courting of his own. As I’ve mentioned before, Daniel Synder has deep pockets, and we all know how aliens love money. Full Story

Brad Pitt: Fame God, FagFriend

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 11, 2006 12:00:00 September 11, 2006 12:00:00

What can I say? First of all, he’s much younger in person than he is in photos. Thankfully, he’s also not little. You know how they’re always shorter in real life? Well, not in his case. By no means a giant but he’s probably just under 6 ft. Good enough for an average sized girl to wear heels and not feel like Nicole Kidman and the GMD. Full Story