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Best Just Miss: Jennifer Lopez

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 1, 2006 12:00:00 September 1, 2006 12:00:00

Woah woah! Hear me out, let me explain. In a sea of girls 15 years younger, La Lopez had to pull a grande dame move. She presented the final award of the evening, the most coveted award handed out by the elder stateswomen on the scene… it was pressure to be dramatic. And JLo does drama good. However, I say “Just Miss” because while I think that the wrap and the mini dress and the boots were a great idea, it is the material that killed the ensemble. Full Story

Wednesday, August 30, 2006
Dear gossips, In response to many of your emails, I have no idea what *officially* went down to make Angelina Jolie hate her father so much. And while I can"t argue with some of you who insist that a parent should never be treated so poorly, I will assert that his behaviour, at least publicly, has all the makings of sh&tty fatherhood, not only because he can barely remember the names of her children, but also because he has taken to slinking around with an air of overcompensatory guilt that immediately gets my smutty sense raging with suspicion. Unofficially? For the benefit of those who don"t have every "Brangelina" detail memorised and on top of years of dysfunctional family turmoil, it all started when Jon Voight leaked the Maddox adoption to the media before Angelina and Billy Bob had been able to confirm the baby"s visa. Shortly thereafter, she cut him off for good which of course prompted his now infamous on camera appeal to Angelina to seek professional help for her "mental problems", embarassing in and of itself but also putting her motherhood in serious jeopardy, resulting in threats to take her baby away, steady monitoring sessions, and increased social services scrutiny over the fact that she"d just become a single parent and her father told the world she was crazy. Needless to say, I"m thinkin" this situation is a bit different from the Spelling one. In today"s issue: the GMD"s new deal, Jessie"s new man, Nicole"s not-so-new bump, on Paris, on Posh, on Scarlett, on breasts, and gorgessity in all sizes.

A Sugar Daddy for Daddy Sci

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 30, 2006 12:00:00 August 30, 2006 12:00:00

Most gossip watchers seem to be scoffing at Tom"s new gig - a $5-7 million/year setback to be sure and no, not a major studio offering - but as I said last week, until Morton"s book comes out and blows the gay outta the cannon, celebrating at this stage might be a little premature, not only because the GMD is wily but also because Daniel Snyder is a wily, wacky, wickedly successful businessman. Full Story

Jessica Simpson: why big is bad

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 30, 2006 12:00:00 August 30, 2006 12:00:00

So you know my stance against big boobs, right? Quick recap - I have "em, I hate "em, if I had the courage, I"d lop "em off and risk divorce. Mostly because they"re a motherf&ckin" nuisance. But also because in my humble opinion, clothes look better on a board. Case in point - check out Jessie leaving TRL today. Full Story

Posh mothers, Posh writes

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 30, 2006 12:00:00 August 30, 2006 12:00:00

Damn. Every kid is cuter than the one before - the Beckhams are a great example of my Celebrity Baby Theory, non? And just to clarify: David Hot, Victoria Average. No... much as I love her, I won"t go so far as to say she"s a great beauty. Full Story

Friday, August 25, 2006
Dear gossips, I should be celebrating…but I can"t. It should be a time for triumph and rejoice…but something"s holding me back. Because if there"s one thing people love more than a titan falling, it is a phoenix rising, and where else but Hollywood can the ultimate comeback be constructed? Who understands this better than the GMD? More on that later. Thank Goddess for the Pitts. The Pitts who have, with their own trademark control, shut down all absurd suggestions of a split with one gorgeous, gorgeous outing. Happy weekend indeed. And happiness perhaps for Jennifer Lopez? A young teenypop called Jesse McCartney apparently let it slip during a radio interview Thursday. He"s dating a girl who was just cast in Dallas and when asked why J Lo got axed, he said that she hadn"t been, that she was dropped because she"s pregnant. Cue uncomfortable silence and perhaps official confirmation to follow? Stay tuned... Today"s issue: Team Tom fights back, Team Pitt on rumour control, Cam goes dark, Posh goes telly, on Karl, on Julia, on Hayden, and someone, anyone, please stop Matthew McConaughey.

Tom Cruise: Beware the Undersized UnderDwarf

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 25, 2006 12:00:00 August 25, 2006 12:00:00

The front page of several national papers, the evening news, every editorial across the continent, including a scathing article in the New York Times , on every blog, on every entertainment news site, at the water cooler and beyond - in one fell swoop Tom Cruise has gone from Hollywood juggernaut to Hollywood failure. Full Story

Tom & Katie brave the backlash

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 25, 2006 12:00:00 August 25, 2006 12:00:00

Every morning, my dog Marcus wakes up some time between 6:00am and 6:07am because like all beagles, he suffers from perpetual hunger. Lucky for me, I’m the one who usually gets trampled as he launches himself off the bed and into the kitchen, believing that food will have miraculously appeared in his bowl, and even though food has never miraculously appeared in his bowl while I"m still in bed, Marcus begins each day with the same sense of optimism and exuberance that somehow, this time will be different - always unfulfilled of course, but the point is his positivity never wanes. Full Story

Pro-Love for Diaz Dark

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 25, 2006 12:00:00 August 25, 2006 12:00:00

Call me Cruise but I"m all over Cameron Diaz as a brunette, even though you can"t see her entire face and maybe that"s a good thing. Don"t even mind the bitchy scowl either - like an unsightly growth you get used to, the irritation of it eases over time, especially if it"s backed up by such a slammin" body, if not a little manly. Full Story

The Dumping of the Dwarf

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 23, 2006 12:00:00 August 23, 2006 12:00:00

Again, for the benefit of his eager beaver legal team - conjecture, gossip, rumour, not to be taken seriously, all in good fun…because we do love your client, ok? We love him for his heterosexuality and his heroism, both of which are so potent, it would be pure folly to say otherwise. Praise Thetan, ah-Xenu. Full Story

Pitt Clooney: the modern Cooper Cable

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 23, 2006 12:00:00 August 23, 2006 12:00:00

More loin quivering madness from the set of Oceans 13. Like art, isn"t it? And something else too. Something so elegantly old Hollywood about George Clooney, perhaps more so when George Clooney hangs with Brad Pitt, reminiscent of the classic old boys" club, even before the Rat Pack and Sinatra"s signature cool, even before the heady Vegas evenings, back in halycon Hollywood when the right to celebrity had to be earned. Full Story