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Pro-Love for Diaz Dark

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 25, 2006 12:00:00 August 25, 2006 12:00:00

Call me Cruise but I"m all over Cameron Diaz as a brunette, even though you can"t see her entire face and maybe that"s a good thing. Don"t even mind the bitchy scowl either - like an unsightly growth you get used to, the irritation of it eases over time, especially if it"s backed up by such a slammin" body, if not a little manly. Full Story

The Dumping of the Dwarf

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 23, 2006 12:00:00 August 23, 2006 12:00:00

Again, for the benefit of his eager beaver legal team - conjecture, gossip, rumour, not to be taken seriously, all in good fun…because we do love your client, ok? We love him for his heterosexuality and his heroism, both of which are so potent, it would be pure folly to say otherwise. Praise Thetan, ah-Xenu. Full Story

Pitt Clooney: the modern Cooper Cable

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 23, 2006 12:00:00 August 23, 2006 12:00:00

More loin quivering madness from the set of Oceans 13. Like art, isn"t it? And something else too. Something so elegantly old Hollywood about George Clooney, perhaps more so when George Clooney hangs with Brad Pitt, reminiscent of the classic old boys" club, even before the Rat Pack and Sinatra"s signature cool, even before the heady Vegas evenings, back in halycon Hollywood when the right to celebrity had to be earned. Full Story

Ashlee Simpson: Becoming Jennifer Grey

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 23, 2006 12:00:00 August 23, 2006 12:00:00

If you"re devoted to Dirty Dancing, the original of course, in which Baby should never be put in a corner, you should be familiar with Jennifer Grey, once a promising actress with a bright future and a unique, hawkey kinda nose - distinctive, different, delightful. And then she changed it. And something went horribly wrong. Full Story

Monday, August 21, 2006 Dear gossips, I was 12 when I was first introduced to Johnny Depp. Two decades of devotion, two decades spent admiring his ascent from bubble gum appeal to universal appeal, across sexes, across ages, across acting genres, and at 43…only getting better. In other words: bad news for the GMD. Because never mind the gaygay gossip, never mind the missing child, never mind the Katie hypnosis…never mind all that. Tom Cruise’s biggest problem is Johnny Depp – Johnny Depp owns the box office, Johnny Depp owns Teen Choice, Johnny Depp owns Ladies Choice, Queer Choice, and above all, Johnny Depp owns Hollywood. Suck on that TomTom. In today’s post-awards issue: fashion assy and fashion classy; Lindsay’s new protégé; smelling Beckham; admiring Katie; celebrating KFed; and reassurance about the Family Pitt.

A Compliment for Katie

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 18, 2006 12:00:00 August 18, 2006 12:00:00

I have no quarrel with Katie Holmes. After all, is she not the ultimate victim in this war? Let"s leave our quarrels with her master and extend some credit where credit is due. Because when all is said and done, Katie Holmes is not only a beauty, she is also a mannered beauty - and as you can see from the Alba example, mannered beauties seem hard to come by these days. Full Story

Dear Penelope: you"re dead to me

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 17, 2006 12:00:00 August 17, 2006 12:00:00

I asked yesterday if we could offer her a reprieve, if we could properly determine adequate punishment for her brief scientological psychosis, and if so, what that would entail. Turns out such a discussion isn"t necessary. Full Story

La Lohan and the new reform

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 16, 2006 12:00:00 August 16, 2006 12:00:00

Ah yes. The neverending debate. As much as some of you can"t understand why I still think they"re real, I can"t understand why you still they aren"t. They hang. They droop. It"s a 20 year old droop as opposed to a 40 year old droop but it"s a droop all the same. Full Story

Little Sci: the sighting

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 14, 2006 12:00:00 August 14, 2006 12:00:00

Conspiracy theorists, myself included - we all lost our sh*t late last week when X17managed to score themselves a few aerial shots of Katie by the window with a baby presumably nestled behind her. Praise Thetan, ah-Xenu…is this Little Sci? If you really look closely, you can make out a diaper, a body, and a very, very large head which, naturally, has done nothing to assuage the fake infant claims, now that everyone is hollering that it"s probably just a plastic doll. Full Story

Little Tokyo: the rumour

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 14, 2006 12:00:00 August 14, 2006 12:00:00

Cue usual disclaimer: dear legal eagles - below is gossip, conjecture, silly smut…the ramblings of a complete psychotic. Totally unbelievable because your client has singlehandedly redefined virile, especially when it comes to pumping his punch on the playground. Read on… There is the most delicious blind item floating around, one that has resulted in a motherload of your emails, courtesy the clever, dirty, genius gossips at Holy Moly Full Story

Little Sci"s Vanity Fair

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 10, 2006 12:00:00 August 10, 2006 12:00:00

It"s working, isn"t it? The more they hide it, the more we want to see it. The longer the mystery, the louder the clamour. We have effectively KEPT the GMD at the forefront of our gossip consciousness for the entire summer, y"all! And Buddha help me, he hasn"t done a frickin" thing!!!!! Come on, gossips…just admit it. Full Story