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Hilary Swank & the 90210 Low Classy Connection

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 6, 2006 12:00:00 July 6, 2006 12:00:00

All credit to my girl Michelle for the Beverly Hills inspiration. And granted, it"s not like Hilary"s anywhere near as despicable as that homewrecking slut Tori Spelling…but still…I"m now wondering if behaving badly is a left over side effect from that show. So in case you haven"t heard, Hilary Swank sat down for a revealing interview with Vanity Fair for the August issue of the magazine and decided to tell the entire frickin" world that her soon-to-be-ex husband Chad Lowe is a recovering addict. Full Story

The Kidmans in Nashville: pro-love week continues!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 6, 2006 12:00:00 July 6, 2006 12:00:00

At the gym, walking in the park, typical newlyweds surrounded by photographers. Like I said the other day - I’m playing along with the show and I"m enjoying the ride. Take a look at Nicole and Keith out and about with an "is it or isn"t it" bump. In her workoutwear there certainly doesn"t appear to be anything of note but in her fleshcoloured (and poorly chosen) dress, there does seem to be a waist-free fetus zone. Full Story

Madge & Lola in NYC

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 26, 2006 12:00:00 June 26, 2006 12:00:00

Lourdes kills me. Check out the attitude. The way she holds her chin. Who else but Madonna’s kid? Who else could wear that little cap with such aplomb? Lola is a great example of my Celebrity Baby Theory at work. When you break it down, Madonna falls somewhere between Average and Above Average. Full Story

Nicole Kidman and the question of the kids

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 22, 2006 12:00:00 June 22, 2006 12:00:00

As wedding anticipation approaches fever pitch, many of you have emailed to ask about the kids: Where are they? Why isn’t she ever with them? If she says she’s a good mother, why doesn’t she spend more time with them? Etc, etc, etc. Definitely a juicy gossip mystery. Therefore, let’s discuss. Please note however that Tom and Nicole have done a pretty good job of insulating their children. Full Story

Nicole Kidman: pulled tight & the pregnancy watch

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 18, 2006 12:00:00 June 18, 2006 12:00:00

Here"s Nic making a pit stop in China on her way back to Australia for the rumoured wedding with country manlights and his dry thin lips. Take a look at her hands in relation to her face. The skin in particular. You notice a difference? There are babies with more wrinkles than Nicole Kidman!!! Speaking of babies - that suspicious bump from last week was decidedly less prominent in Shanghai over the weekend, prompting most fairweather gossips to jump over to the empty womb side of the pregnancy pendulum. Full Story

Searching for Little Sci

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 16, 2006 12:00:00 June 16, 2006 12:00:00

Now that every high profile baby has been birthed and pimped and photographed and even worshipped in some cases, one huge question remains: Where in the world is Little Sci? Naturally her absence is prompting many gossips the world over to conclude that there was never really a baby in the first place. Full Story

The Daily Good Aging: Glenn Close

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 11, 2006 12:00:00 June 11, 2006 12:00:00

Why hasn’t Glenn Close won an Oscar? I worship Glenn Close. I have worshipped her since Les Liaisons Dangereuses, as the inimitable Marquise de Merteuil, there is one scene that has to rank in my top 5 all time favourites. When Valmont says to her: “Will it be love or war? A single word is all that is required. Full Story

Paris Hilton & Tom Cruise: soulmates in dance

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 31, 2006 12:00:00 May 31, 2006 12:00:00

I really, really hope you had a chance to see the Tom Cruise BET dance video before it was pulled down. As I said at the time, it was the greatest moment in television history. This gay man clearly can"t dance. But just when you thought no one could possibly match his ineptitude, along comes Paris Hilton - famous for trolling da club, famous for infecting every party with her diseased black hole and her shameless self promotion, on the eve of launching her first CD, and wouldn"t you know? PARIS HILTON CAN"T DANCE. Full Story

Tom & Katie frolic in Malibu

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 30, 2006 12:00:00 May 30, 2006 12:00:00

So the GMD dragged his breast feeding bride out to some park for public playtime the other day and aside from the usual commentary (doesn"t she look brainwashed, isn"t he a freak, how can you deny he"s a homo…etc etc etc) I"m actually more intrigued about the size of his compound. Surely TOM CRUISE must own a piece of property with a large enough lawn and even a food court for refreshments should the anti-postpartum exercise + vitamins necessitate a trip to Jamba Scientolojuice. Full Story

The Daily Butch: Ryan Seacrest

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 29, 2006 12:00:00 May 29, 2006 12:00:00

Clearly taking a page from the Tom Cruise Book of Fag Camouflage. Step 1 - pretend you like fast cars: But have you ever seen a man LESS suited to high octane, high testosterone race car driving than Ryan Seacrest? Check out Seacrest in all his vain ass glory this weekend at the Coca Cola 600. Aside from the fact that Teri Hatcher pretty much outed him on Letterman 2 weeks ago, is there anyone out there who still thinks this homo gay is not a homo gay? Full Story

Jake Gyllenhaal: not gay…but blind???

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 11, 2006 12:00:00 May 11, 2006 12:00:00

It"s probably a losing battle but I"m still not convinced Jake is Toothy Tile. Yes - I have seen the mounting evidence. Yes - Ted has practically publicly outed him without outing him. And still, I just not there. So anyway, in a rare un-homo piece of Gyllenhaal news, Us Weekly is reporting that Jakey"s found himself a new blonde beard. Full Story