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Paris Hilton & Tom Cruise: soulmates in dance

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 31, 2006 12:00:00 May 31, 2006 12:00:00

I really, really hope you had a chance to see the Tom Cruise BET dance video before it was pulled down. As I said at the time, it was the greatest moment in television history. This gay man clearly can"t dance. But just when you thought no one could possibly match his ineptitude, along comes Paris Hilton - famous for trolling da club, famous for infecting every party with her diseased black hole and her shameless self promotion, on the eve of launching her first CD, and wouldn"t you know? PARIS HILTON CAN"T DANCE. Full Story

Tom & Katie frolic in Malibu

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 30, 2006 12:00:00 May 30, 2006 12:00:00

So the GMD dragged his breast feeding bride out to some park for public playtime the other day and aside from the usual commentary (doesn"t she look brainwashed, isn"t he a freak, how can you deny he"s a homo…etc etc etc) I"m actually more intrigued about the size of his compound. Surely TOM CRUISE must own a piece of property with a large enough lawn and even a food court for refreshments should the anti-postpartum exercise + vitamins necessitate a trip to Jamba Scientolojuice. Full Story

The Daily Butch: Ryan Seacrest

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 29, 2006 12:00:00 May 29, 2006 12:00:00

Clearly taking a page from the Tom Cruise Book of Fag Camouflage. Step 1 - pretend you like fast cars: But have you ever seen a man LESS suited to high octane, high testosterone race car driving than Ryan Seacrest? Check out Seacrest in all his vain ass glory this weekend at the Coca Cola 600. Aside from the fact that Teri Hatcher pretty much outed him on Letterman 2 weeks ago, is there anyone out there who still thinks this homo gay is not a homo gay? Full Story

Jake Gyllenhaal: not gay…but blind???

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 11, 2006 12:00:00 May 11, 2006 12:00:00

It"s probably a losing battle but I"m still not convinced Jake is Toothy Tile. Yes - I have seen the mounting evidence. Yes - Ted has practically publicly outed him without outing him. And still, I just not there. So anyway, in a rare un-homo piece of Gyllenhaal news, Us Weekly is reporting that Jakey"s found himself a new blonde beard. Full Story

Lindsay Lohan on work ethic

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 9, 2006 12:00:00 May 9, 2006 12:00:00

So Lindsay dropped by the Today Show this morning for a lighthearted chat with Matt Lauer during which the pit bull of morning tv tried to get her to talk about drug use, eating disorders, and underage partying. It was gripping drama, y"all. Not quite as compelling as his classic duel with the GMD but smutty and sensational all the same. Full Story

The Daily Frozen: Nicole Kidman

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 9, 2006 12:00:00 May 9, 2006 12:00:00

It"s Defcon 1 y"all. Someone, anyone…please wean Nic off the botox. Because this photo of her on the cover of Ladies" Home Journal seriously scared the Chinese out of me. I"m sure you"ve all heard about the interview inside. How she still loves Tom, how wonderful he was, how devastated she was by their divorce, nothing about Keith, and nothing about a planned wedding. Full Story

Sunday, May 7, 2006 Dear gossips, You, me, WE - the collective and royal smutting WE - we have succeeded. And what have WE done??? Well for starters, many of WE did not make Tom Cruise a part of our weekend. The result? A weekend box office take of less than $50 million, exactly what Paramount executives have been worried about for months. Don"t get me wrong - for any other movie, $50 million would be a decent debut. But when you consider the hype and cost associated with marketing this film, and the fact that movies almost never outgross their opening in subsequent weeks, and that a slew of major blockbusters have yet to drop (DaVinci, X3, Superman…just to name three) MI:3"s underperformance is yet another clear and present indication that the reign of the Gay Midget Dwarf is coming to an end. At 40 plus, with no major deals in the works, with Oscar as elusive as ever, the future seems bleak for our TomTom. But the funny thing is - I don"t feel like celebrating. Quite the opposite, in fact. Call it going soft, called it the Aniston empathy syndrome, call it whatever you like…but the only emotion that remains is pity. I pity Tom. Just like I pity Jen. The biggest frauds in the business, victims of their own drama, of their own hype - 2 of Hollywood"s most mediocre find themselves ridiculed in public and unable to stand up to the scorn with the kind of professional slamdunk success to justify their insidious mass market saturation. Oh.My.Goddess. Can you see Her perfect plan??? Box office poison + box office puke = Jen & Tom together fuh-evah! Anicruise, Tommifer, Taniston…The.Most.Brilliantly.Conceived PR strategy in the history of Hollywood hookups. She can"t exist without a man, he can"t exist without an anti-homo love interest. A new supercouple borne out of the ashes of double career suicide only to find rebirth through a carefully crafted love mergification and a resulting mystery child appropriately named Phoenix Rising Aniston Hubbard Cruise. If it ever happened, I would die a happy gossip. In today"s issue: Britney Spears - the non event and the growing bump, praising Ashlee"s nose, Jess and Ken becoming each other, Dean McDermott outFeds the Kfed, and Jennifer Lopez"s red carpet triumph.

TomKat: the return of red carpet PDA

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 4, 2006 12:00:00 May 4, 2006 12:00:00

Well praise goddess. I was beginning to miss the public groping and the all out, in your face love explosion otherwise known as the GMD and his beard bride. Happily, they didn"t disappoint. Here they are, in various stages of fraud and flaunt, milking every last second out of the whirlwind publicity tour in support of MI:3, which will likely rule THIS weekend - but the question is: does it have legs? Especially in the face of Tom Hanks and a little movie called DaVinci? Hmmmm… I smell underachievement. Full Story

The Gay Midget can"t dance

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 4, 2006 12:00:00 May 4, 2006 12:00:00

You need a Hoff moment to kickstart your weekend? Take a look at TomTom attempt to groove on BET. You MUST click here. YOU MUST. Quite possibly The.Greatest.Moment.In.Television…like, EVER. Let"s make this crystal clear. Full Story

Denise on the defensive

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 3, 2006 12:00:00 May 3, 2006 12:00:00

Talk about terrible PR strategy. This girl royally f&cked up her cause. Kind of like Tom Cruise, without the Scientology. Why??? Well according to Page Six, Denise Richards fired PMK in favour of another press firm when they objected to her wanting to go public with the divorce details. Full Story

The Daily Junkie: Jonathan Rhys Myers

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 3, 2006 12:00:00 May 3, 2006 12:00:00

So the cast of MI:3 dropped by TRL the other day and you"ll note JRM standing in the middle with the rest of the crew and check out that that layer of clammy sweat all over his face. Is someone jonesin" for a bump or what??? And the perma pout?? What"s with the perma pout? Ew. Jonathan Rhys Myers is rank. Full Story