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The Daily Frozen: Nicole Kidman

May 9, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at May 9, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It"s Defcon 1 y"all. Someone, anyone…please wean Nic off the botox. Because this photo of her on the cover of Ladies" Home Journal seriously scared the Chinese out of me. I"m sure you"ve all heard about the interview inside. How she still loves Tom, how wonderful he was, how devastated she was by their divorce, nothing about Keith, and nothing about a planned wedding. Full Story

Sunday, May 7, 2006
Dear gossips, You, me, WE - the collective and royal smutting WE - we have succeeded. And what have WE done??? Well for starters, many of WE did not make Tom Cruise a part of our weekend. The result? A weekend box office take of less than $50 million, exactly what Paramount executives have been worried about for months. Don"t get me wrong - for any other movie, $50 million would be a decent debut. But when you consider the hype and cost associated with marketing this film, and the fact that movies almost never outgross their opening in subsequent weeks, and that a slew of major blockbusters have yet to drop (DaVinci, X3, Superman…just to name three) MI:3"s underperformance is yet another clear and present indication that the reign of the Gay Midget Dwarf is coming to an end. At 40 plus, with no major deals in the works, with Oscar as elusive as ever, the future seems bleak for our TomTom. But the funny thing is - I don"t feel like celebrating. Quite the opposite, in fact. Call it going soft, called it the Aniston empathy syndrome, call it whatever you like…but the only emotion that remains is pity. I pity Tom. Just like I pity Jen. The biggest frauds in the business, victims of their own drama, of their own hype - 2 of Hollywood"s most mediocre find themselves ridiculed in public and unable to stand up to the scorn with the kind of professional slamdunk success to justify their insidious mass market saturation. Oh.My.Goddess. Can you see Her perfect plan??? Box office poison + box office puke = Jen & Tom together fuh-evah! Anicruise, Tommifer, Taniston…The.Most.Brilliantly.Conceived PR strategy in the history of Hollywood hookups. She can"t exist without a man, he can"t exist without an anti-homo love interest. A new supercouple borne out of the ashes of double career suicide only to find rebirth through a carefully crafted love mergification and a resulting mystery child appropriately named Phoenix Rising Aniston Hubbard Cruise. If it ever happened, I would die a happy gossip. In today"s issue: Britney Spears - the non event and the growing bump, praising Ashlee"s nose, Jess and Ken becoming each other, Dean McDermott outFeds the Kfed, and Jennifer Lopez"s red carpet triumph.

TomKat: the return of red carpet PDA

May 4, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at May 4, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Well praise goddess. I was beginning to miss the public groping and the all out, in your face love explosion otherwise known as the GMD and his beard bride. Happily, they didn"t disappoint. Here they are, in various stages of fraud and flaunt, milking every last second out of the whirlwind publicity tour in support of MI:3, which will likely rule THIS weekend - but the question is: does it have legs? Especially in the face of Tom Hanks and a little movie called DaVinci? Hmmmm… I smell underachievement. Full Story

The Gay Midget can"t dance

May 4, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at May 4, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

You need a Hoff moment to kickstart your weekend? Take a look at TomTom attempt to groove on BET. You MUST click here. YOU MUST. Quite possibly The.Greatest.Moment.In.Television…like, EVER. Let"s make this crystal clear. Full Story

Denise on the defensive

May 3, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at May 3, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Talk about terrible PR strategy. This girl royally f&cked up her cause. Kind of like Tom Cruise, without the Scientology. Why??? Well according to Page Six, Denise Richards fired PMK in favour of another press firm when they objected to her wanting to go public with the divorce details. Full Story

The Daily Junkie: Jonathan Rhys Myers

May 3, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at May 3, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

So the cast of MI:3 dropped by TRL the other day and you"ll note JRM standing in the middle with the rest of the crew and check out that that layer of clammy sweat all over his face. Is someone jonesin" for a bump or what??? And the perma pout?? What"s with the perma pout? Ew. Jonathan Rhys Myers is rank. Full Story

Gay Wentie goes to Ellen

April 30, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at April 30, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I received the following email last week from Amanda in LA who finally saw the obvious: "ok i never fully thought that wentworth was actually gay until i saw him on ellen today and she said something to him and he said "that"s right...BRAVA, BRAVA." who the f*ck says BRAVA, BRAVA??? i don"t even thing straight men know the word BRAVA! honestly i dont even think straight men know the word BRAVO. Full Story

Tom in Rome

April 24, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at April 24, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Little Sci"s father made a big production today about how he flew in to Rome just for the premiere and planned to fly home immediately to rejoin his woman and his child. All superlatives apply here. Baby is magnificent, changing diapers is fan-rockin"-tastic, the birth was mindblowingly beautiful, the experience was the greatest thing ever in the history of man and alien. Full Story

Denise & Charlie: behind the ugliness

April 23, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at April 23, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

On the off chance that you haven"t heard about Denise"s allegations, check any entertainment website from People.com to eonline.com to get caught up on her charges: that he abused her, that he threatened to kill her, that he has a gambling problem, that he leers at young girls and boys on the internet, and the list goes on and on and on. Full Story

Is JenJen pregnant?

April 20, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at April 20, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Could Hollywood"s biggest victim finally be with child? That"s the buzz, especially after new photos of Jennypity surfaced today on JustJared with an imperceptible - almost imaginary - bump and, according to online observers, a slightly slightly slightly fully figure. Full Story

Hello Little Sci!

April 18, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at April 18, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The Church of Scientology produced an heiress today, appropriately named Suri Cruise, apparently meaning "princess" in Hebrew and "red rose" in Persian. However, as astutely pointed out by the lovely Jacki F who wrote to me from across the Pacific today, Suri Cruise sounds remarkably like Syracuse, which happens to the birthplace of one Tommy Cruise. Full Story