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From MC in Boston: on "the" Tom Cruise photo

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 13, 2006 12:00:00 March 13, 2006 12:00:00

As a stay at home mom of two boys ages 3 and 5, It"s such a nice change of pace from Dr. Seuss books and Tonka Trucks. Now that I have buttered you up, Please help me in solving this very important mystery ( we"ve been watching some Scooby Doo lately too ) I just must know, what"s the background on that Tom Cruise photo that appears so regularly in your column? What"s the source -- is it for real, or a doctored up thing? Did he actually pose for it? What were the circumstances? While I don"t know if you are willing or able to reveal such sensitive information, I just had to ask! I"ve looked around on the net for another instance of that photo, but haven’t been able to find it, Key words like Tom Cruise and slide only result in articles about his "slide into madness". Full Story

The Best Man: George Clooney

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 5, 2006 12:00:00 March 5, 2006 12:00:00

He didn’t look any different than he has in months, but who can deny George Clooney? The easy charm, the confidence, the humour, the unattainability, the talent, the intelligence…isn’t he the perfect man? Isn’t he the man for all men? And the hunk for all women? Who doesn’t love George? Why can’t Nicole love George? Why can’t George love Nicole? Can you imagine what a stake that would drive through the heart of the Cruise? Please Goddess, please let it be so. Full Story

JenJen is a bad Friend

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 28, 2006 12:00:00 February 28, 2006 12:00:00

Praise Buddha. And I thought I was the only one who saw through the stinking pile of fraud sh*t underneath the over-manufactured and over-coiffed package known as Jennifer Aniston. Apparently not. My inbox was flooded yesterday with a small army of you rejoicing at the NY Daily News report on the "real" Jen - the insecure, vain, self obsessed Jen who has so deftly played the PR game and re-invented herself as the girl next door. Full Story

Tom & Katie in Australia

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 16, 2006 12:00:00 February 16, 2006 12:00:00

Split? I don’t think so. Like I said yesterday there will be no split unless the Church of Tom allows it. And I think we can all agree that now is not the time. Fresh off the Life & Style report that had them separated undercover, the Crazies showed up in Australia today in a very public show of affection and togetherness. Full Story

Tom & Katie: split…or not?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 15, 2006 12:00:00 February 15, 2006 12:00:00

As I’m sure you’ve heard, Life & Style came out with a ginormous bombshell yesterday – an exclusive headline claiming that Tom and Katie are over and that they will remain “together” but “not together” until after the birth of the much anticipated Scientolobaby. The magazine also reports that the two have been sleeping in separate rooms and that Tom will set up his babymother nicely after a low key separation in the summer. Full Story

From Shirley: on Tom & Nicole

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 31, 2006 12:00:00 January 31, 2006 12:00:00

this has been bothering me for awhile and I have heard so many different theories - Why did Tom and Nicole divorce? IS it because he is flaming? Did she cheat? She had a miscarriage and he seem like he didn"t even care. i don"t know... Just wanted to know your thoughts on this. Dear Shirley, Again, I’m covering my Chinese ass. Full Story

From Anonymous: Rob Thomas & Tom Cruise

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 31, 2006 12:00:00 January 31, 2006 12:00:00

is this old news or what...I heard a story from someone who knows someone about these 2 being discovered right before the tomkat phenom. heard Tomkat was the PR move to keep the rumors quiet. Dear Anonymous, This was an internet hoax. Someone created an email and it got tossed around but there is no truth to it whatsoever. Full Story

On the Barrymore Bandwagon

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 29, 2006 12:00:00 January 29, 2006 12:00:00

I am all over Drew Barrymore right now. Loved her recent article in Vogue, loved the way she brilliantly addressed the droopy booby fiasco on Saturday Night Live, and I love how fresh and pretty and juicy she looks (at the premiere of Curious George via Hollywood Rag)after months and months of retreat from the spotlight. Full Story

The Cruise-ification of Star Jones

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 24, 2006 12:00:00 January 24, 2006 12:00:00

Memo to Katie Holmes. What are the consequences of marrying a homo??? See Star Jones. She may be thin all of a sudden but the broad is crazier than ever these days, and she is starting to lose it on national television. According to Dlisted, Queer Al"s wife went on a major rant on The View about how much hatemail she"s been getting and how badly she"s being slammed on message boards these days, especially during the last couple of months while she"s been out whoring her ridiculously funny book about weight loss and self discovery. Full Story

Matt Dillon at Sundance

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 24, 2006 12:00:00 January 24, 2006 12:00:00

Damn. I like what I see. The problem is, however, that ever since I singled him out after the Globes, I"ve had people comin" at me left, right, and centre claiming that he"s gay. What??? F&CK! Who ISN"T gay??? I have to tell you…and you can call me naïve all you want…but I"m not convinced on this one. Full Story

From Dexcee: on Ryan & Reese

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 23, 2006 12:00:00 January 23, 2006 12:00:00

I, too, ate up that sh*t Ryan was serving during the ceremony…But at the afterparty, I definitely thought his affection was WAAAAAAAAAAAAY over the top.I mean, the way he manhandled her face for that kiss just screamed, “I love c*ck.” And in that second picture you posted, with the ear-eating, that look on Reese’s face says it all, “Get your damn c*cklips off my face! Ugh, how many more years are left on my Beard Contract?” Now we know why it’s Reese who has the Golden Globe and Ryan has a razzie. Full Story