Tom Ford Gossip
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Once upon a time, it was Armani for men’s suits. These days… it’s all about Tom Ford. Just ask James Bond. Tom is Bond’s official tailor. And Daniel Craig is all over it: "It's really a crime - it makes me weep every time (I ruin a suit during filming). They are great suits. Full Story
Tom Ford popped in for a plucking today at Anastasia. But of course. Anastasia is said to be the best eyebrow stylist, like, ever. Would expect nothing less for this hot piece who seems to be spending more and more time in LA these days. I hear he’s working on a movie. Wants to get into production. Full Story
Tom Cruise was not at the GLAAD Awards but Tom Ford was and in typical Tom (Ford) fashion, he gave a clinic on the carpet on how to wear a tux. Not sure yet if he if made anyone feel small and insignificant but chances are he did. The better Gay Tom never disappoints. Photos from Splashnewsonline.com Full Story
Can you believe it? Can you believe Tom Ford actually carries his own bag? Check it out – Tom at LAX toting his own tote. Am shocked. Because Tom Ford is totally the type to have a bag bitch. Some young gay panting to do his bidding while Tom tells him repeatedly he is worthless. I would be Tom’s bag bitch faster than you can say faghag. Full Story
Every woman’s gay lover Tom Ford in Beverly Hills yesterday quivering my loins with his amazing amazingness. Sigh. It hurts so badly that I repulse him. That he’d rather shop at Walmart than have sex with me. Actually… Maybe not. After all, it is Tom Ford. And the best thing about Tom Ford, aside from what he looks like and how he wears it and how he owns it and how f*cking goddamn fine he is, is that he is a bitch. Full Story
The most stylish man in the universe and f*ck me…he has to be gay. Who doesn’t covet Tom Ford? Feast your eyes on Tom, all of him, in Out. His sly arrogance, his pompous attitude, his horny-bitch quotes on women, his horny-bitch quote on straight men, and of course his TOIT ass… Tom Ford is pure heartbreaking quiveration. Full Story
Tom Ford, that sexy beast… have just seen the ad for his men’s fragrance. You likey? Am I disloyal to my gender if me likey? (thanks Michel!)
Just a week to go before TIFF begins – can’t wait! Am working on some fun giveaways exclusively for laineygossip.com readers…stay tuned next week! Smut AND swag from TIFF central – will be on party duty, will keep you posted!
Thursday, online all day, check back often, even though the page takes forever to load – I know. It’s a pre-holiday week. Apparently everything stops working. Am so sorry for the f*ckery and appreciate your understanding.
Yours in gossip,
PS. To Sarah L who is headed for surgery – good luck! I understand you intend to stay on top of the gossip… I totally approve! Big hug – you’ll be great.
My Gwyneth … off crutches and stylin’ with a cane and the help of her friend Stella McCartney – love it. Here she is alongside Aerin Lauder at an Estee Lauder event in NYC. Casual chic gorgessity and of course. But of course her cane is from none other than Tom Ford. Of course. Interesting observation made of late in London – that Chris Martin who is supposed to be a teetotaller has been seen hitting the pub scene rather often. Full Story
A hot gay and a dog? How can you not quiver? TR Knight and Tom Ford… my dirty fantasy. Here’s TR on the cover of The Advocate discussing decision behind coming out, on the reaction, on the support, on how his life has and hasn’t changed. "I remember saying to someone when I got one of those "don"t do it" [comments] – I just remember hearing my voice being calm and saying, "No, it"s going happen. Full Story
Tom Ford turned me into a giggling schoolgirl. Just that small detail…that scarf… homo made me quiver . But to see him walking, to see him walk right by you, half sass, half sex, gay going both ways - I"m telling you, the man walks like a steak cooked blue rare which is, as far as I"m concerned, the only way to eat it. Full Story
If you can hold it back after this – I salute you. The movie is Suburban Girl…godawful title, init? Starring Sarah Michelle Gellar, chick flick based on Chick Lit, adapted from one of the stories in Melissa Bank’s The Girl’s Guide to Hunting and Fishing - the rights for which, as I understand it, are actually owned by Francis Ford Coppola and Sofia Coppola which is why Suburban Girl was renamed Suburban Girl. Full Story
Many of you wrote yesterday deploring Naomi Watts’s bra-less appearance at the Tom Ford store opening the night before. Some called it “crude”, others decreed that “no pregnant should be without a bra” and even went so far as to compare her to Britney Spears.
Naomi Watts = Britney Spears?
Ah…no. Not even close.
Call me Cruise but I thought Naomi’s free tits looked kinda hot. Hot like Mother Fertility. Hot like she was just more comfortable that way. And since Naomi isn’t a famewhore like her BFF The Freeze, and since I’ve never been pregnant and since I never intend to be, since I can’t totally relate but I can imagine what it must be like to lug a bump around all day, I’m going to assume she was just more comfortable that way. That you may not have been but that she was. And that she chose to go out for a night on the town, grin and bear it with the fashionable and the pretentious but at the very least be comfortable doing so.
And for that, I love her even more.
Friday – live blogging, a new giveaway, and if it’s a slow day, perhaps reviving the Mailbag.
Have a great, great, great weekend. It’s NHL Playoff time in Canada…am headed to the game tonight. WITH my camera. Because Playoff time is Hockey Whore time.
Yours in gossip,
I think it’s the sweetest thing I’ve ever seen. Godfather director and Hollywood legend Francis Ford Coppola with his new granddaughter Romy, in France to visit Sofia. You don’t need ovaries to get a little weepy here. Thank Goddess my father doesn’t particularly love children. Because if I could actually picture him doing this, I just might thaw out the eggs. Full Story