Tom & Charlotte have a baby

October 22, 2015 16:38:47 Posted at October 22, 2015 16:38:47
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The Daily Mail reported today that Charlotte Riley, Tom Hardy’s wife, had their baby recently, their first child, his second child. No other details. This just 7 weeks after she showed up at the Legend premiere pregnant when no one even knew she was pregnant.

I like this trend. Carey Mulligan had her baby and we weren’t invited to participate. Joseph Gordon-Levitt the same. Nobody knows Evan Rachel Wood’s baby name. More and more celebrities are deciding it’s none of anyone’s f-cking business, their babies. Which is kinda like class differentiation in the celebrity ecosystem, non? The elite separating itself from the common? Is there a secret email that goes around?

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