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This could have been the Brange of Scientology

November 7, 2012 20:08:53 Posted at November 7, 2012 20:08:53
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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I just asked Maria what Kirstie Alley is selling and why she’s pimping herself all over Barbara Walters, forgetting that she’s on that Dancing Stars show and must not be eliminated yet. This, apparently, is how she’s trying to secure votes: by telling people that John Travolta isn’t gay. Full Story

BaddieBey or Sasha Fierce?

November 7, 2012 15:28:50 Posted at November 7, 2012 15:28:50
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Beyonce is on Instagram. What? It’s big news, ok? It’s why her Tumblr became such an obsession. You would understand if you’re familiar with her Tumblr. Because Beyonce doesn’t f-ck around. When Beyonce does something, it will be better than everyone else, whatever it is. Full Story

Disney steps in, Star Wars safe at last

October 31, 2012 16:58:04 Posted at October 31, 2012 16:58:04
Sarah Posted by Sarah

Long-time victim of serial creator abuse, Star Wars, the plucky and beloved hero of generations of moviegoers, is reported to be in serious but stable condition at Disney Pictures in Burbank, California after Disney boss Bob Iger announced that, after being informed of the extent of abuse occurring at George Lucas’s remote Skywalker Ranch, he has successfully managed to break Star Wars away from the cycle of victimization and degradation it has suffered over the years at Lucas’s hands. Full Story

Justin Timberlake jokes during his apology

October 26, 2012 17:50:35 Posted at October 26, 2012 17:50:35
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Well, what else did you expect? He’s a natural entertainer! He can’t help it! When we deal with something difficult, we might ask for advice from our friends, family, right? If we’re in a dispute about something and a letter has to be drafted, we might ask them to read it over, and they would tell you where to soften, or clarify, or edit out completely. Full Story

Taylor Swift: Conor & kitten heels

October 25, 2012 17:58:13 Posted at October 25, 2012 17:58:13
Lainey Posted by Lainey

US Weekly is reporting that Taylor Swift and Conor Kennedy are over. That it ended without drama. Because he’s in school and she’s promoting a new album around the world and it was too hard to be together... What? But love conquers all! Well, not when there’s an 18 year old boy involved who has. Full Story

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Justin Timberlake’s homeless wedding gift

October 24, 2012 18:00:00 Posted at October 24, 2012 18:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s Pippy Day on! Just what he wanted! I posted a blind riddle yesterday -- click here if you missed it. Gawker has the video. The video is exactly how I described it. Homeless people taped AS A JOKE wishing Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel a happy wedding. Full Story

Justin Timberlake’s pink dream wedding cover

October 24, 2012 15:09:24 Posted at October 24, 2012 15:09:24
Lainey Posted by Lainey

In my coverage of Justin Timberlake’s special day, you’ll note I’ve not really made mention of his wife. And that’s not a slight on the wife but more an observation about him: when is it ever NOT about Justin Timberlake? Look at this cover. Look at him taking up all the attention on this cover. Full Story

You can call it The Blue Ivy

October 23, 2012 15:43:07 Posted at October 23, 2012 15:43:07
Lainey Posted by Lainey

What? A restaurant, a hotel, a nail bar? So long as it isn’t baby related goods. Because according to the United States Patent and Trademark Office Beyonce and Jay-Z don’t get to hog Blue Ivy. They tried though. They tried to legally monopolise the name after the B.I.C. was born which was a concern to Veronica Alexandra who filed her own Blue Ivy request in 2009 for wedding planning. Full Story

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Amy and Tina and the Golden Globes jokes

October 16, 2012 16:18:17 Posted at October 16, 2012 16:18:17
Duana Posted by Duana

How can you go wrong? I literally do not know anyone who was not delighted with the news that Poehler and Feyare going to host the often-completely-sleepy Golden Globe awards, although I’m sure you’re out there, whispering behind your hand and hoping you don’t get caught. Stay inside. Full Story

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Jennifer Aniston’s nipples vs Chanel No5

October 16, 2012 14:41:48 Posted at October 16, 2012 14:41:48
Lainey Posted by Lainey

What? They yelled at me last week, the Jennifer Aniston fans, for daring to suggest that she’d introduce her big ass ring to the world just as Brad Pitt was about to release his Chanel No5 ad. Have you seen it yet? I ...don’t want to see it ever again. I don’t want to see him so uncool -- the word works surprisingly well on several levels here -- ever again. Full Story

Grandma Ethel loves Taylor

October 15, 2012 18:17:29 Posted at October 15, 2012 18:17:29
Lainey Posted by Lainey

How sexy is it for an 18 year old boy that grandma approves of his girlfriend? I wonder if Taylor Swift can see that all of this is happening 10 years too soon. If Conor Kennedy was 28, we’d definitely be picking out rings. But would the Kennedy family approve of a pre-college wedding? They’ve seen their share of crazy sh-t, I know, and still, the boy has other things to do first… surely? Still, grandma is giving Taylor a lot of hope. Full Story

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