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Jen cups like GOOP and there is no Friends

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 17, 2013 13:42:56 April 17, 2013 13:42:56
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Jennifer Aniston last night at the Lifetime Call Me Crazy premiere. She wore shorts. And a strapless Dior tuxedo bustier that’s either too big, or not cut very well. This is not flattering. And, God, if you’re wearing it up, have the balls to wear it ALL UP. This is so wedding hair to me I can’t stand it. Full Story

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And trailing behind RDJ Part 2... with some gossip nostalgia

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 16, 2013 15:19:55 April 16, 2013 15:19:55
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Oh relax Brangelunatics. Brad Pitt is not Tom Cruise, obviously. But Brad Pitt certainly needs a little RDJ magic on World War Z. Enough to show up at the MTV Movie Awards -- where he introduced himself to Selena Gomez!? we will discuss this later! -- and yesterday, with his new big face, in Vegas at CinemaCon as part of the Paramount presentation. Full Story

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Baby's debit card

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 12, 2013 19:54:37 April 12, 2013 19:54:37
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Parents of teens -- this is for you. Justin Bieber has signed a $3.75 million year long deal with SpendSmart to launch a debit card aimed at adolescents. In short, mom and dad load up the card and Emmellee or Madycyn learn about how to budget on books and bus fare (sure, let's go with that) while staring at Bieber's face. Full Story

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Gwyneth on smokes and Botox and Bridesmaids and more

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 11, 2013 17:14:59 April 11, 2013 17:14:59
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Gwyneth, Gwyneth, Gwyneth, Gwyneth, Gwyneth... Can you feel my joy over all this Gwyneth?! So much Gwyneth! And no end soon either because just as she moves out of promotion for It’s All Good, she’s now starting promotion for Iron Man 3. This is my Gwyneth for Iron Man 3 on the cover of the new Harper’s Bazaar. Full Story

Bradley Cooper must really like her

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 9, 2013 19:28:44 April 9, 2013 19:28:44
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His model girlfriend, Suki Waterhouse, I mean. Because they’re in Paris together. And the paps say this was a “romantic stroll”. And he also had her on his bike for a manly hot ride through the city. And since he speaks, that would have helped too. But… does he not know she’s only 20? You don’t need to try that hard when they’re 20. Full Story

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Gwyneth fangirls at the airport

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 9, 2013 15:39:23 April 9, 2013 15:39:23
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Gwyneth Paltrow flew LA to NYC yesterday. She was on the same flight as Demi Lovato. Here’s what Demi tweeted when she saw my G in the lounge: Sooo.. I'm sitting in an airport lounge and Gwyneth Paltrow is across the room. Had I not seen Contagion 10 times I'd probably be excited. Full Story

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Only one person is giggling

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 9, 2013 15:00:36 April 9, 2013 15:00:36
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These photos came with the following caption from the agency: “Charlize Theron and Seth Macfarlane were seen giggling and laughing as they left dinner together at Matsuhisa Restaurant in Beverly Hills, CA” I see Seth MarFarlane giggling, sure. I don’t see Charlize Theron giggling. Full Story

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Britney & Justin 4EVA, even for Jamie Lynn

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 5, 2013 15:00:19 April 5, 2013 15:00:19
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Here’s what happened last night that was so exciting... So exciting I immediately texted all my friends who would have remembered the era. We are mostly all married now. Some are parents. So, you know, supposedly mature. There were many exclamation points and OMGs in the messages. If you were around, you know. Full Story

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RDJ’s Korean Birthday

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 4, 2013 18:02:18 April 4, 2013 18:02:18
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It’s Robert Downey Jr’s birthday today. He’s 48. And he’s celebrating in Seoul promoting Iron Man 3. I wonder if he’d be willing to fly over to Pyongyang and talk some sense into that child running the North who thinks that life is a video game. Don’t you think that kid would feel so much better if he could hang out with Tony Stark, maybe try on the suit or something? Crisis easily averted. Full Story

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Beyonce vs Beyonce

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 4, 2013 13:19:52 April 4, 2013 13:19:52

Dance-Off! But here’s the thing about Beyonce -- no one is really good enough to dance-off against Beyonce...except Beyonce. So she’s dancing-off against herself. B teased us to it earlier this week -- click here for a refresher. Full Story

The BIC’s little chair

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 3, 2013 15:27:21 April 3, 2013 15:27:21

Everyone else to the left, indeed. Even her mother on the cover of British Vogue. Check out this amazing shot posted on Beyonce’s Tumblr -- two directors chairs positioned side by side. For Mrs Carter. And, most importantly, one for the BIC. Full Story