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Gwyneth and Chris: long weekend together-ish

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 2, 2014 14:09:49 September 2, 2014 14:09:49
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INF

Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin spent the long weekend together, sort of, in the Hamptons. They hung out with their kids. They were photographed walking home with them. Then he went back, on his own, to his rental house across the street. At which point the internet exploded with nude pictures of his new girlfriend. Full Story

Nude value

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 2, 2014 13:18:38 September 2, 2014 13:18:38
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FameFlynet

I’m sure you’ve heard, but for those of you who enjoyed Labour Day away from social media… Dozens of celebrities were exposed this weekend when nude photos resulting from an alleged iCloud hack were released online including Kirsten Dunst, Mary Elizabeth Winstead, Teresa Palmer, Kate Upton… It’s a long list. Full Story

Brange: Buttock Futtock

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 2, 2014 12:49:04 September 2, 2014 12:49:04

That’s what was on her veil, as drawn by one of the kids. And here’s a sweet detail about the Brange wedding, that accompanied the Brange photos, as revealed in HELLO Magazine which went on sale this morning in the UK: Brad had a tribute to Angelina’s mother engraved in stone in the setting where the ceremony took place. Full Story

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The Brange wedding photos

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 2, 2014 12:16:37 September 2, 2014 12:16:37

Like I said, they’re always so considerate. You’re a slug after the long weekend. You can’t imagine what could get you hard, coming back to work after 3 days off. And this… This is how they welcome you. Who cares about nude photos? All that matters: the Brange wedding photos. Full Story

Selena & JB: long weekend in Canada

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 29, 2014 16:14:32 August 29, 2014 16:14:32
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No doubt about it now. Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber are back together. It’s been two weeks. By their standards, that’s like 6 months. The two were photographed getting off a private jet two days ago in Canada. So I guess JB is spending the long weekend at home. For her, it’s a risky decision. Full Story

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Newlywed in Malta

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 29, 2014 15:02:11 August 29, 2014 15:02:11
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FameFlynet, Splash, INF

Angelina Jolie and her kids are now in Gozo, Malta. (All the pap agencies are heading there now. Yay for Tourism Malta!) They were photographed today in a boat where Brad Pitt is expected to join them so that they can begin their working honeymoon, shooting a new film that the Jolie wrote called By The Sea. Full Story

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More porn, less corn

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 28, 2014 21:18:20 August 28, 2014 21:18:20
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Ferdaus Shamim/ Getty

So E! News claims to have some more details about the Brange wedding. Apparently Angelina wore a white lace and silk gown, very simple, traditional, and floor length. Also a locket with her mother’s photo inside. If you’re the emotional type, that probably brought tears to your eyes. Full Story

The Masters Brange

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 28, 2014 14:50:33 August 28, 2014 14:50:33
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SWNS/ Splash, Chris Jackson/ David M. Benett/ Getty Images

I have a bottle of the Chateau Miraval rose at home in the cupboard. Did it just go up in value today? Who does it better? They do it the best. No, SHE does it the best. It’s been a year of platinum game for Angelina Jolie. And she just won’t stop. Her level of control and strategy, precise execution and delivery is…God…it fills me with such joy, such appreciation. Full Story

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The Reinvention of Mimi: as a single mother

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 27, 2014 16:30:30 August 27, 2014 16:30:30
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AKM-GSI/ Splash

Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon are just about done. While no official announcement has been made, it’s undeniable now that not only is a confirmation imminent but that they are never, ever getting back together. According to TMZ the two are even getting on quite well, for the sake of the children, and most of the terms of the divorce have already been settled, with Nick coming out of this looking really, really good. Full Story

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George Clooney post-Venice?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 26, 2014 18:02:58 August 26, 2014 18:02:58
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Splash

George Clooney did not marry Amal Alamuddin this weekend while we were obsessing over the Beyonce Video Awards and the Emmys. Now that the international entertainment media shifts its focus to Venice then, it’s not likely he’ll do an Italian wedding during the next two weeks. So there are now new rumours. Full Story