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Photo Assumption: Amal & George at dinner

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 13, 2014 16:08:40 August 13, 2014 16:08:40
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Ramey

Amal Alamuddin and George Clooney had dinner at a restaurant in Lake Como recently. Body language! Photo Assumption! It’s the game way to play to gain insight based only on the highly unreliable art of reading pictures. You ready? Let’s first go back in the archives and take a look at their engagement confirmation photos here Full Story

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Charlie at the hotel

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 12, 2014 19:27:59 August 12, 2014 19:27:59
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UPDATE: Thanks to everyone who wrote in with identification! Her name is Astrid Berges-Frisbey. She’s an actress. Charlie Hunnam was photographed in London today outside the Soho Hotel with a really, really, really pretty girl.  She looks to me a little like Alicia Vikander although I don’t think it’s Alicia Vikander. Full Story

Chloe & Brooklyn: the next Selena & Justin?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 11, 2014 16:38:59 August 11, 2014 16:38:59
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Justin’s younger than Selena too. Like Brooklyn Beckham is younger than Chloe Moretz. But they met at Soul Cycle and they went on a skateboarding date – click here  to see. And last night he was her +1 at Teen Choice. Look at him. Full Story

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Waiting on Dr Strange

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 7, 2014 19:17:41 August 7, 2014 19:17:41
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A couple of weeks ago, it was reported that Joaquin Phoenix was supposedly in negotiations to play Dr Strange for Marvel. No news since then. He’s been working on that new Woody Allen film in Newport with Emma Stone. They were all seen on set yesterday. Maybe they’re haggling over terms? The term most people haggle over is money. Full Story

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Robert Pattinson’s blind riddle

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 31, 2014 15:17:53 July 31, 2014 15:17:53

Robert Pattinson covers the new ESQUIRE UK. It’s good shot on the cover. But inside… Those hands. Those weirdly delicate hands scraping his head, why do we need to see this? I interviewed someone recently with the same kind of hands. They’re the hands of the creeper in the horror movie who’s peering around the corner, the guy with the freak show dungeon in the basement of his house. Full Story

Three Whisker Taunting

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 31, 2014 14:32:45 July 31, 2014 14:32:45

Justin Bieber has been famous since he was 14 years old. At 20, he’s rich, spoiled, uncontrollable, and protected. JB makes money for a lot of people. Why would they ever shut him down? How could they ever step to him to tell him the truth? So it surprises no one that he behaves like a c-nt. Full Story

Beyonce vs Page Six, Beyonce by design

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 30, 2014 16:32:57 July 30, 2014 16:32:57

Page Six has been going hard on Beyonce and Jay Z the last couple of weeks. A few days ago, it was this report on how the two are reassessing their marriage. Key details: -They care more about the business behind their brand than the emotion (Yes. Full Story

Boy Sh-t: A 3 Whisker Throwdown

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 30, 2014 13:58:10 July 30, 2014 13:58:10
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Three Whiskers has been my nickname for Orlando Bloom for years. Do a search for “Three Whiskers” on this site. It’ll pull up dozens of articles dating back as far as 2006. He’s just never been able to grow any substantial facial hair. The other day, I saw this shot Full Story

Chris Martin: “We’re not together”

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 28, 2014 14:06:57 July 28, 2014 14:06:57
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Chris Martin spoke about the conscious uncoupling during a radio interview that’s supposed to air today on Valentine In The Morning. There’s been a lot of speculation recently about whether or not he and Gwyneth Paltrow are reconciling. Full Story

Wholesome night

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 23, 2014 19:36:02 July 23, 2014 19:36:02
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Robert Pattinson and Zac Efron went bowling together last night in LA, exactly the kind of wholesome activity both are known to spend their time on. OK. There was a time when Zac was said to be jealous of Robert for all the attention he was getting, or taking. Zac used to be The One. High School Musical. Full Story