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The Masters Brange

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 28, 2014 14:50:33 August 28, 2014 14:50:33
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I have a bottle of the Chateau Miraval rose at home in the cupboard. Did it just go up in value today? Who does it better? They do it the best. No, SHE does it the best. It’s been a year of platinum game for Angelina Jolie. And she just won’t stop. Her level of control and strategy, precise execution and delivery is…God…it fills me with such joy, such appreciation. Full Story

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The Reinvention of Mimi: as a single mother

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 27, 2014 16:30:30 August 27, 2014 16:30:30
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Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon are just about done. While no official announcement has been made, it’s undeniable now that not only is a confirmation imminent but that they are never, ever getting back together. According to TMZ the two are even getting on quite well, for the sake of the children, and most of the terms of the divorce have already been settled, with Nick coming out of this looking really, really good. Full Story

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George Clooney post-Venice?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 26, 2014 18:02:58 August 26, 2014 18:02:58
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George Clooney did not marry Amal Alamuddin this weekend while we were obsessing over the Beyonce Video Awards and the Emmys. Now that the international entertainment media shifts its focus to Venice then, it’s not likely he’ll do an Italian wedding during the next two weeks. So there are now new rumours. Full Story

The Greatest Living Entertainer

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 25, 2014 12:42:52 August 25, 2014 12:42:52
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There is nothing else. Nothing left. Nothing but Beyonce. You know, somehow JLO’s Slum Bear, Casper Smart, found a job choreographing for Nicki Minaj. That sh-t doesn’t feel shame but he should. Because everything else was a mess compared to what Beyonce delivered – her ENTIRE album, much of it reworked from On The Run for this, her MTV Video Vanguard moment, so that there could be no question about Who Is The Greatest? Now? It’s just Beyonce. Full Story

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Chloe’s real boyfriend

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 22, 2014 15:41:09 August 22, 2014 15:41:09
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Brooklyn Beckham went to the Teen Choice Awards with Chloe Grace Moretz a couple of weeks ago. On Wednesday he showed up at the If I Stay premiere to support her… But on Tuesday she was holding hands with a boy called Julian Moraes in New York. And apparently it’s Julian who is her real boyfriend. Full Story

Mimi’s next ordeal

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 21, 2014 14:57:48 August 21, 2014 14:57:48
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Page Six was on it first. Now TMZ is confirming that Mimi and Nick Cannon are done. Apparently it’s been over for months and they’re just working out the settlement. They’ve not been together since May. Full Story

Gwyneth’s nominations

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 21, 2014 14:08:24 August 21, 2014 14:08:24

So it was Gwyneth Paltrow’s turn to accept the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge yesterday. And this is exactly what I mean about those on the top tier participating – because it’s their return nominations that continue to make it interesting. The Zac Efrons and the Ashley Bensons of the world can keep going around in their own circles all they want. Full Story

Mimi’s second breakup?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 20, 2014 14:30:04 August 20, 2014 14:30:04
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Page Six has been working hard at the Beyonce-JayZ breakup. Now they’re focusing on another couple: my butterfly and her husband are on the verge of divorce…? According to Page Six sources, Mimi keeps security on Nick Cannon all the time because she’s worried he’ll cheat on her. Full Story

Taylor Swift 1989

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 19, 2014 19:37:38 August 19, 2014 19:37:38
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To no one’s surprise, Taylor Swift announced on Yahoo yesterday that the new album is ready. And, as I reported repeatedly last week – click here for a refresher – it’s pure pop, by her own description. 1989. Her birth year. Full Story

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Smell like Smug

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 19, 2014 15:31:51 August 19, 2014 15:31:51

Well sh-t. We’re getting so many appealing options for fall fragrances these days. If you buy Jessica Simpson, your choice is apparently to smell like tits. Click here to see her tits in the post from yesterday. If you buy Gwyneth Paltrow for Hugo Boss, the option is to smell like…smug? The entire time in this commercial, G’s lips remain pressed together, unlike Porny who can never seem to close her mouth. Full Story

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