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Robert Pattinson’s blind riddle

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 31, 2014 15:17:53 July 31, 2014 15:17:53

Robert Pattinson covers the new ESQUIRE UK. It’s good shot on the cover. But inside… Those hands. Those weirdly delicate hands scraping his head, why do we need to see this? I interviewed someone recently with the same kind of hands. They’re the hands of the creeper in the horror movie who’s peering around the corner, the guy with the freak show dungeon in the basement of his house. Full Story

Three Whisker Taunting

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 31, 2014 14:32:45 July 31, 2014 14:32:45

Justin Bieber has been famous since he was 14 years old. At 20, he’s rich, spoiled, uncontrollable, and protected. JB makes money for a lot of people. Why would they ever shut him down? How could they ever step to him to tell him the truth? So it surprises no one that he behaves like a c-nt. Full Story

Beyonce vs Page Six, Beyonce by design

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 30, 2014 16:32:57 July 30, 2014 16:32:57

Page Six has been going hard on Beyonce and Jay Z the last couple of weeks. A few days ago, it was this report on how the two are reassessing their marriage. Key details: -They care more about the business behind their brand than the emotion (Yes. Full Story

Boy Sh-t: A 3 Whisker Throwdown

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 30, 2014 13:58:10 July 30, 2014 13:58:10
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Rob Rich/ Splash

Three Whiskers has been my nickname for Orlando Bloom for years. Do a search for “Three Whiskers” on this site. It’ll pull up dozens of articles dating back as far as 2006. He’s just never been able to grow any substantial facial hair. The other day, I saw this shot Full Story

Wholesome night

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 23, 2014 19:36:02 July 23, 2014 19:36:02
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AKM-GSI/ Splash

Robert Pattinson and Zac Efron went bowling together last night in LA, exactly the kind of wholesome activity both are known to spend their time on. OK. There was a time when Zac was said to be jealous of Robert for all the attention he was getting, or taking. Zac used to be The One. High School Musical. Full Story

Blake Lively’s Preserve: Anti-GOOP

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 22, 2014 14:36:18 July 22, 2014 14:36:18

In its first year, 5% of the profits from Preserve, Blake Lively’s new lifestyle site, will go towards Covenant House. It was already established in her VOGUE cover story that Ryan Reynolds’s fingerprints would be “all over” her new enterprise. Reynolds has supported Covenant House Vancouver in the past – click here Full Story

George Clooney is “marrying up”

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 21, 2014 17:23:39 July 21, 2014 17:23:39
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GSI

George Clooney spoke to Variety the other day to sh-t on The Daily Mail some more. Click here to read the article. I understand that he wants to treat them like they treat others and it is indeed kinda funny that they have to just eat all his punches bent over. Full Story

Blake’s 3rd VOGUE

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 18, 2014 14:06:07 July 18, 2014 14:06:07

Here’s what I wrote when Lupita Nyong’o covered VOGUE earlier this summer: “As you know, VOGUE doesn’t put black women on the cover very often. And when they do, it’s Oprah, Michelle Obama, Halle Berry, Beyonce, Rihanna… Now Lupita who just won an Oscar. Full Story

Charlize & Sean to marry?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 17, 2014 15:39:05 July 17, 2014 15:39:05
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Pascal Le Segretain/ Getty

US Weekly is reporting that Charlize Theron and Sean Penn want to get married and are planning to do it in South Africa this summer while they’re working on a movie together. According to the magazine’s source, the couple also intend to adopt soon after their wedding. Soon? All of it has been soon. Full Story