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George Clooney introduces Amal

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 28, 2014 17:08:00 March 28, 2014 17:08:00
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Oh a weekend bonus! Amal Alamuddin has been officially confirmed as George Clooney’s latest bonafide. They went to Africa. They went on holiday to the Seychelles. There were photos, unofficial official photos. It’s ON. And now… Now it’s time to introduce her to his friends. Full Story

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The return of Ryan Gosling

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 27, 2014 18:50:45 March 27, 2014 18:50:45
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Holy sh-t when was the last time we saw Ryan Gosling? Definitely not this year, at least not a good shot. He's been cutting his movie. And keeping a very low profile even though he's been in LA for a few months straight. Oh. So you actually can live in LA and not get papped for a long time, even if you're Ryan Gosling, everyone's favourite night time pillow? Man, since so much time has passed I half expected him to look different. Full Story

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Conscious Uncoupling…for a Rat

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 25, 2014 23:01:52 March 25, 2014 23:01:52

What have I been telling you about those born under the sign of the RAT? This is the Year of the Horse. And the Horse is not kind to Rats. Since Chinese New Year the warning was there: Rats will have it rough. Here’s the post where it was foretold. Full Story

Mila Kunis is pregnant for Ashton Kutcher

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 24, 2014 15:45:02 March 24, 2014 15:45:02
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My friend Lorella and I were at an event once, talking to someone we’d just met about Jude Law getting people pregnant. The woman, who had sort of like a gangster accent, kept saying, “She got pregnant for Jude Law. Pregnant for Jude Law”. And Lo and I kept cracking up over the expression, “pregnant for” someone. Full Story

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Maybe it was for award season

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 24, 2014 14:27:34 March 24, 2014 14:27:34
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The last we heard of Kate Hudson, she and Matt Bellamy were having problems in their relationship. She hadn’t been wearing her ring. And even PEOPLE was reporting that she and Bellamy were estranged. If PEOPLE was willing to go there, it had to have been subtly sanctioned. Full Story

Trading gross for…not so gross?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 17, 2014 20:31:09 March 17, 2014 20:31:09
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Elizabeth Hurley has a new boyfriend. His name is David Yarrow, 48. He’s a billionaire (obviously). He made his money in hedge funds and is now a photographer. So the good news, I guess, is that she’s no longer with that gross Shane Warne. The bad news… I look at this man’s ripped jeans and his Simon Cowell sweater and, well, I already have an opinion. Full Story

Emma & Andrew happy and kissing

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 17, 2014 14:41:34 March 17, 2014 14:41:34
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When Andrew Garfield didn’t show up at the Oscars, one of the theories was that something had happened between him and Emma Stone. Then he was accused of being a dick during Oscar rehearsals and bailing on Batkid. Then he was exonerated. So it’s fine. All fine. They’re fine. And we have photos as confirmation. Full Story

Rihanna and Drake holding hands

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 13, 2014 15:14:35 March 13, 2014 15:14:35
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I wore earrings yesterday per the Chinese Squawking Chicken’s orders so that my luck wouldn’t fall down my shoulders – click here for a refresher. And then Rihanna and Drake held hands. It’s like the Squawking Chicken knows how to talk to the Gossip Genie. Full Story

Keep getting familiar with Hot Harry & Cressida

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 10, 2014 14:36:20 March 10, 2014 14:36:20
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Last week it was WE Day. They sat in the audience together and made it very clear how close they are. And tactile. Click here for a refresher. Yesterday Harry took Cressida to a rugby match. So another public appearance and she’s looking up at him adoringly and we’re getting acclimated now to the fact that they're out there, in the open, increasingly comfortable in the open, because, if the reports are to be believed, they’ll be official soon – a new royal engagement to distract us. Full Story

Winona Ryder: RED, Crazy, Beautiful

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 28, 2014 20:18:08 February 28, 2014 20:18:08

I threw you a Troy Dyer/Reality Bites reference yesterday in Smutty Tingles. And it happens to be the 20th anniversary of the movie, did you know that? We’re going to come back to this after the Oscars because it deserves all of your attention. Full Story

Rihanna & Drake: My Happiness

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 26, 2014 15:02:12 February 26, 2014 15:02:12

If you’ve been reading my blog long enough, you know this has been near the top of my Gossip Genie wish list. Maybe even at the very, very top. For a while there it was looking unlikely. But lately… Oh lately… They tease. I hope they’re not teasing. Because this is my happiness. Full Story