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Brange date

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 4, 2014 15:18:52 February 4, 2014 15:18:52
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Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt went out for dinner last night in Australia looking sexier than they’ve looked in a while. I mean, her footwear says it all. Those are shoes that demand a bottle of wine, or several. And not giving a sh-t what time the kids go to bed. OK then. Is it coming? Is the Pitt Porn on the way for award season when it really matters? Because it’s been too f-cking long. Full Story

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This is Sienna…now

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 29, 2014 14:24:42 January 29, 2014 14:24:42

Really good profile of Sienna Miller in the new ESQUIRE UK. Helps that she knows the writer and that they have mutual friends. Because she’s candid, a lot more candid than we’re used to from celebrities. And part of that is comfort but, as the writer suggests, most of that is just…her. Full Story

Holding hands and skipping

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 27, 2014 18:00:54 January 27, 2014 18:00:54
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That’s a sliggggght exaggeration, the skipping part, but look at them. Almost, right? Charlize Theron and Sean Penn are holding hands and (almost) skipping. Laura suggested “walking jauntily”. The point is, these are two ordinarily crusty ass celebrities. And this is about as far from crusty ass as it gets: walking jauntily, holding hands…AND SMILING TOO?!? I thought they said in science class that two negative charges are supposed to repel each other. Full Story

Baby’s first mugshot!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 23, 2014 17:04:13 January 23, 2014 17:04:13
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It’s an important day in every child star’s life – the mugshot…and we get two of them! He’s smiling in the straight-on shot. But he gave us a pout in the side angle too. I was worried we wouldn’t see JB’s signature facial expression. You think someone told him to smile? Because this is the photo you’re going to see a hundred times today around the world. Full Story

Family time with Charlize & Sean

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 23, 2014 16:48:22 January 23, 2014 16:48:22
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Can we play Photo Assumption with this shot of Sean Penn and Charlize Theron’s son Jackson at the grocery store this week? I wish we could get a look at the boy’s face. But his shoulders, to me, are side-eyeing the sh-t out of his mom’s boyfriend. This is why Photo Assumption isn’t an exact science. Full Story

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Why is it always a Lamborghini?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 23, 2014 14:44:04 January 23, 2014 14:44:04
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You remember what Chris Brown was driving when he beat Rihanna? Justin Bieber was allegedly driving a rented Lamborghini too when he was arrested early this morning in Miami Beach. He’s being charged with DUI. And something about resisting arrest without violence which means he wouldn’t take his hands out of his pockets. Full Story

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Rachel away from Toronto

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 22, 2014 21:02:07 January 22, 2014 21:02:07
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Rachel McAdams is in LA, walking a dog with her sister. Her dog? Not sure. Possible. You can easily travel a chihuahua. It's -20 in Toronto today and there's no windchill. So, if I were her, I'd probably stay a few days in gross LA too, just until this polar vortex passes. Then again, there's a lot of action happening here in Toronto right now. Full Story

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Robin & Ben go shopping

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 20, 2014 16:34:53 January 20, 2014 16:34:53
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Robin Wright and Ben Foster, recently engaged, were in Vancouver this weekend. They went shopping. He needed some shoes. These two, as I’ve said, are a good fit for each other. Robin can be terrifying on a red carpet. I’ve waited for her on a red carpet a few times. And each time, our team has been… apprehensive. Full Story

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The Depp-Heard engagement

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 20, 2014 14:29:26 January 20, 2014 14:29:26
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Let’s rewind back to Friday afternoon when it was reported that Amber Heard is indeed engaged to Johnny Depp and it wasn’t important enough for me to come back to the blog because I’d already wrapped up the day. Why? Because there is NO GAME to this. Depp and Heard spent last week together on the celebrity circuit at Sean Penn’s Haiti fundraiser and then at the Globes. Full Story

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Oscar noms: Leo takes out Tom Hanks and Robert Redford

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 16, 2014 14:54:30 January 16, 2014 14:54:30
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Look, if it were up to me, it would be Chiwetel Ejiofor for Best Actor. But as I said the other day, it really is looking like it’s going to be a battle between Leonardo DiCaprio and Matthew McConaughey. Which, from a campaign observational standpoint, I have to admit, might be a lot of fun. Full Story

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A wounded heart for Gwyneth?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 14, 2014 17:48:15 January 14, 2014 17:48:15
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I wrote about Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin at the Golden Globes yesterday – click here if you missed it. In short, she had a busy Globe weekend and also attended the same party as Winona Ryder, OMG. That party was Sean Penn’s Haiti fundraiser. Full Story

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