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Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 3, 2013 14:07:28 October 3, 2013 14:07:28

Gwyneth Paltrow has joined Instagram. What a perfect way to open the day. How many other stars make headlines for starting a social media account? It was a headline over at The CUT yesterday and several other sites. Why? With some celebrities, you don’t give a sh-t what they had for lunch, you don’t care about the view they have from their hotel room, it doesn’t matter what their dog looks like at bedtime. Full Story

Cam's holding hands with Jason

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 1, 2013 17:00:26 October 1, 2013 17:00:26
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It's on the set of their new movie, so don't get too excited. But still. She looks great. HE looks great. Like, when's the last time we talked about Jason Segel's jawline, right? If this is one of the side benefits of him not drinking anymore, I say that's good motivation too. But Cam apparently was out with Benicio Del Toro the other night and people were trying to make something of it. Full Story

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5 years of GOOP

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 1, 2013 15:49:40 October 1, 2013 15:49:40
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Last week, on September 26, Gwyneth Paltrow celebrated 5 years of GOOP. September 26 happens to be my birthday. I’m telling you, we are linked for life. Here’s what G had to say about her milestone: I can't believe this is the 5th anniversary of goop. I look back and I don't even really know why I started it. Full Story

So…Jay didn’t listen to the GOOP

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 1, 2013 14:39:27 October 1, 2013 14:39:27

Look. It’s the cover of the November issue of Vanity Fair featuring Moses Martin’s Uncle Jay. What? But Gwyneth Paltrow, didn’t she send a note out to all her homies telling them to boycott the magazine? That report came from The New York Times Full Story

Katy Perry loves a “genius”

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 30, 2013 13:09:53 September 30, 2013 13:09:53

Katy Perry covers the new issue of BILLBOARD. 5 years ago, when Katy Perry first broke out, did you think that she would go on to become “the first woman, and second artist overall following Michael Jackson, in the 55-year history of the BILLBOARD Hot 100 to send five songs from the same album to No. Full Story

Z Day

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 27, 2013 19:34:15 September 27, 2013 19:34:15
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Angelina Jolie went shopping at David Jones in Sydney today. She had Miss Zahara with her. It’s Z Day. Not M Day. Not P Day. Not S Day. Not V and K Day. Z Day. Some of you have been positing, in response to my obsession about how the kid combination is decided in the Brange household, that it might just simply come down to who’s ready in time. Full Story

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Pattinson, Penn, and PEOPLE

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 27, 2013 14:48:12 September 27, 2013 14:48:12
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PEOPLE is now reporting that Dylan Penn is indeed Robert Pattinson’s new girlfriend. On Wednesday it was LIFE & STYLE that identified Penn at Pattinson’s side a few weeks ago at the Viper Room. Amazingly, it’s not full of sh-t. Full Story

Madonna’s men

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 26, 2013 14:19:15 September 26, 2013 14:19:15
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Madonna was at a screening for Steven Klein’s secretprojectrevolution in New York the other night and she sang and dropped some performance art and I haven’t had a chance to watch the video yet because it’s 17 minutes long but we have other things to talk about anyway. All The Madge’s Men were there. Full Story

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Robert Pattinson’s mystery brunette(s)

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 25, 2013 14:25:30 September 25, 2013 14:25:30
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Keystone

Radar Online reported the other day that Robert Pattinson showed up with a mystery brunette at some party on the weekend and they were all over each other. Click here for a refresher. Gossip Cop – at press time 10am Wednesday 25 September – still hasn’t posted Pattinson’s publicist side of the story (a denial). Full Story

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“Good Golly Miss Miley”

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 25, 2013 13:24:52 September 25, 2013 13:24:52

I like this title. It’s the headline they’ve used for Miley Cyrus’s new Rolling Stone cover. My recommendation: if you have 10 minutes today, read the article. It’s mandatory study material for Gossip School, seriously. There’s so much here – child to adult stardom strategy, the fame circle, celebrity entitlement, and, yes, even Girl Sh-t. Full Story

Beyonce’s done with the bob

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 24, 2013 20:00:20 September 24, 2013 20:00:20
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GV Cruz/ Getty

Here’s Beyonce boarding a private jet – of course – in Puerto Rico with the Blue Ivy Carter. Has the Blue Ivy Carter ever flown commercial? When was the last time Beyonce flew commercial? Anyway, as you can see, B’s bob is gone and it’s been replace, or is that re-replaced?, by long extensions. Full Story