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So…Jay didn’t listen to the GOOP

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 1, 2013 14:39:27 October 1, 2013 14:39:27

Look. It’s the cover of the November issue of Vanity Fair featuring Moses Martin’s Uncle Jay. What? But Gwyneth Paltrow, didn’t she send a note out to all her homies telling them to boycott the magazine? That report came from The New York Times Full Story

Katy Perry loves a “genius”

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 30, 2013 13:09:53 September 30, 2013 13:09:53

Katy Perry covers the new issue of BILLBOARD. 5 years ago, when Katy Perry first broke out, did you think that she would go on to become “the first woman, and second artist overall following Michael Jackson, in the 55-year history of the BILLBOARD Hot 100 to send five songs from the same album to No. Full Story

Z Day

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 27, 2013 19:34:15 September 27, 2013 19:34:15
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Pacific Coast News

Angelina Jolie went shopping at David Jones in Sydney today. She had Miss Zahara with her. It’s Z Day. Not M Day. Not P Day. Not S Day. Not V and K Day. Z Day. Some of you have been positing, in response to my obsession about how the kid combination is decided in the Brange household, that it might just simply come down to who’s ready in time. Full Story

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Pattinson, Penn, and PEOPLE

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 27, 2013 14:48:12 September 27, 2013 14:48:12
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Splash, Jason Merritt/ Getty

PEOPLE is now reporting that Dylan Penn is indeed Robert Pattinson’s new girlfriend. On Wednesday it was LIFE & STYLE that identified Penn at Pattinson’s side a few weeks ago at the Viper Room. Amazingly, it’s not full of sh-t. Full Story

Madonna’s men

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 26, 2013 14:19:15 September 26, 2013 14:19:15
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Splash

Madonna was at a screening for Steven Klein’s secretprojectrevolution in New York the other night and she sang and dropped some performance art and I haven’t had a chance to watch the video yet because it’s 17 minutes long but we have other things to talk about anyway. All The Madge’s Men were there. Full Story

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Robert Pattinson’s mystery brunette(s)

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 25, 2013 14:25:30 September 25, 2013 14:25:30
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Keystone

Radar Online reported the other day that Robert Pattinson showed up with a mystery brunette at some party on the weekend and they were all over each other. Click here for a refresher. Gossip Cop – at press time 10am Wednesday 25 September – still hasn’t posted Pattinson’s publicist side of the story (a denial). Full Story

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“Good Golly Miss Miley”

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 25, 2013 13:24:52 September 25, 2013 13:24:52

I like this title. It’s the headline they’ve used for Miley Cyrus’s new Rolling Stone cover. My recommendation: if you have 10 minutes today, read the article. It’s mandatory study material for Gossip School, seriously. There’s so much here – child to adult stardom strategy, the fame circle, celebrity entitlement, and, yes, even Girl Sh-t. Full Story

Beyonce’s done with the bob

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 24, 2013 20:00:20 September 24, 2013 20:00:20
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GV Cruz/ Getty

Here’s Beyonce boarding a private jet – of course – in Puerto Rico with the Blue Ivy Carter. Has the Blue Ivy Carter ever flown commercial? When was the last time Beyonce flew commercial? Anyway, as you can see, B’s bob is gone and it’s been replace, or is that re-replaced?, by long extensions. Full Story

Paul directs Jennifer and Anthony

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 24, 2013 14:37:13 September 24, 2013 14:37:13
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Bauer, Christopher Peterson/ Splash

There are so many things I love about this photo set. It’s Paul Bettany directing a film called Shelter from a screenplay that he wrote, starring his wife Jennifer Connelly. We don’t see enough of Connelly. She’s lovely. Bettany was supposed to star in Masters Of Sex, which is premiering this coming weekend and Duana and I can’t wait. Full Story

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Brange and the Mid-Autumn Festival

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 20, 2013 15:31:24 September 20, 2013 15:31:24

Today is the final (official) day of Mid-Autumn Festival. Or Moon Cake Festival. It started on Wednesday when we welcome the full moon. Yesterday we gathered with family. Today we say goodbye to the moon. It’s a big holiday in Chinese culture. As I mentioned earlier this week, it’s like our Thanksgiving. Full Story

Jeremy Renner’s family day

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 20, 2013 13:57:44 September 20, 2013 13:57:44
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Keystone

Jeremy Renner was out yesterday in LA with Sonni Pacheco and their daughter Ava Berlin, 5 months. Ava is chunky and cute. I can’t see either one of her parents in her face yet. OK maybe there’s a little of her dad in her eyes? Jeremy and Sonni are supposedly not together, even though she lives on his property. Full Story

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