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Taking a sh-t on Justin Timberlake’s face

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 12, 2013 16:16:03 November 12, 2013 16:16:03
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Those are his words, not mine. Justin Timberlake is one of five men featured in GQ’s Men of the Year issue. And the interview happened just as critics were eviscerating his movie Runner, Runner and Part 2 of The 20/20 Experience. You remember, don’t you? Variety’s headline was “Why Justin Timberlake Should Stop Acting”. Full Story

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Movie Star George Clooney gives a Movie Star interview

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 11, 2013 16:38:32 November 11, 2013 16:38:32

God how refreshing. A movie star who isn’t embarrassed about being a Movie Star. Who knows he’s a Movie Star and doesn’t pretend like he doesn’t want to be, or shouldn’t be, or hates to be. No protests here from George Clooney, just like he didn’t protest last week during the Writers Roundtable for The Hollywood Reporter. Full Story

Rachel and Bradley holding hands

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 7, 2013 16:45:03 November 7, 2013 16:45:03
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Rachel McAdams and Bradley Cooper were on the beach in Hawaii yesterday holding hands and being lovers. It’s for the new Cameron Crowe movie. This is an exclusive set of photos that we had to pay extra for. To me, it’s worth it just to see her. We don’t see her all that often. But that might change. Full Story

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Baby sleeps …after sex?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 7, 2013 14:48:46 November 7, 2013 14:48:46

Rob Ford didn’t admit to anything else yesterday. The Iron Sheik however did challenge him to a wrestling match and promised to f-ck him up. So, there’s that. It wasn’t totally a bust for Canadian pride on Wednesday though. When Rob Ford doesn’t deliver, Justin Bieber will. Full Story

When the kids are involved…

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 6, 2013 19:19:06 November 6, 2013 19:19:06
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Chris Martin was papped with his kids out walking the dog the other day. Moses appears to be trailing behind so you can’t see him in the shot. But that’s Apple and her little friend. Who’s her little friend? Well, as Zinnia astutely pointed out (thanks Z!), it looks like Kate Hudson’s son Ryder. Full Story

14 years after belly-cupping

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 6, 2013 16:42:05 November 6, 2013 16:42:05
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Victoria Beckham was honoured last night in London at the Harper’s Bazaar Women of the Year Awards. Son Brooklyn, 14, was her date. Instead of pose-harding, which is how she normally behaves on a carpet, Posh smiled tenderly and demonstrated her affection for her oldest child. Is this the natural progression of belly cupping? That whatever urge that compels a woman to belly cup her unborn child for photos is transferred to the grown child in adolescence? This is what we should be spending our research dollars on. Full Story

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Best Twi-Hard Halloween

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 1, 2013 14:17:00 November 1, 2013 14:17:00
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How was your Halloween? Did you go to a party? Did you make memories with your friends? Did you Instagram the sh-t out of your costume? Was it the best time ever? I promise you, no matter how great your night was, every Twi-Hard in the world was having a better time than you. Because new photos were released yesterday of Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson together. Full Story

GOOP doesn’t care what you think

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 1, 2013 13:13:50 November 1, 2013 13:13:50

Gwyneth Paltrow guest-edited the new issue of RED. In the magazine, she defends herself against critics who were slagging her for being a working mother and neglecting to spend time with her children. I wasn’t aware that that was why she picks people’s asses. I thought she picked people’s asses because, well, you know. Full Story

What do Kristen Stewart, Gwyneth Paltrow, and Nigella Lawson have in common?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 29, 2013 19:16:57 October 29, 2013 19:16:57
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Gwyneth Paltrow’s ongoing battle with Vanity Fair you already know about. Nigella Lawson is apparently in the same position. According to the Daily Mail the magazine is working on a profile of Lawson too and she doesn’t want to cooperate because they’re trying to find out what her relationship with her estranged husband was like. Full Story

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Criticising RDJ

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 29, 2013 13:37:01 October 29, 2013 13:37:01
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Not me, not me. Definitely not me. On my birthday last month, while we were out for dinner, for some reason Sasha’s husband brought up an old movie called Black and White, directed by James Toback. I think it’s because we were talking about Gaby Hoffmann and the randomness of the cast – Scott Caan, Claudia Schiffer, Ben Stiller, Elijah Wood, Mike Tyson, Wu-Tang Clan, and Robert Downey Jr. Full Story

Christened in cream & blue

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 23, 2013 16:18:47 October 23, 2013 16:18:47
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I’m not here to regurgitate facts about the 7 godparents and how many guests and the age of the christening robes and where the water came from. You can get that everywhere else. What we do is GOSSIP. Let’s start with all the speculation about the new royal strategery – that the Queen, Prince Charles, and Prince William have decided to tier the royal family and they’ve put themselves and their spouses into an 8 person little club that’s more special than all the others. Full Story

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