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Demi Moore: That Girl at the party

December 6, 2012 16:10:57 Posted at December 6, 2012 16:10:57
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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You know That Girl? That Girl grinding up a chair, a bar stool, any man, woman, or server? That Girl who can’t stop screaming “LET’S PARTY WOOOO HOOOOOOOO”? That Girl at the party no one wants to admit they know? That Girl you need rescuing from? Do you remember desperately trying to make eye contact with a friend, begging to be saved, when that girl sits herself next to you and wants a hug because she’s “really glad we can be there for each other”? Look at Lenny Kravitz’s face. Full Story

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Katy Cambridge goes home

December 6, 2012 15:17:39 Posted at December 6, 2012 15:17:39
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Cautious optimism... Princess Catherine was released from hospital today. She looks pretty good in the photos but in the video, which is looping on every news station today, she seems kinda fragile. Or maybe I’m projecting. Because now the narrative is all like -- she’s so brave! And, I dunno, I know I should snark but I can’t find it right now, seeing her smiling and stoically representing her family the Windsor way, even though she probably just wants to lie down on the bathroom floor and feel the cool of the tile against her face. Full Story

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Happy Christmas from the Cambridges!

December 3, 2012 17:06:47 Posted at December 3, 2012 17:06:47
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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The Palace has confirmed it... Princess Catherine is indeed heir-ing! A Royal Baby to end a year of GREAT Gossip. How can 2013 top this? Well... we have 9 months of it. And then a future monarch will arrive, some time late summer? A few things to discuss here. First, read the announcement from St James’s Palace: Their Royal Highnesses The Duke and Duchess of Cambridge are very pleased to announce that The Duchess of Cambridge is expecting a baby. Full Story

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Porny is pregnant again

November 28, 2012 14:46:07 Posted at November 28, 2012 14:46:07
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Oh here we go. More gross belly cupping on the way. US Weekly reports exclusively that Jessica Simpson is pregnant again. There’s no official confirmation but the magazine did reach out to her reps in advance with no comment in response and that means they were given a heads up about the story. Full Story

Generational Style Etiquette

November 26, 2012 17:31:59 Posted at November 26, 2012 17:31:59
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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I mean, 50 years ago they would have sent you home for wearing jeans to work on casual Fridays. My European father-in-law considers it poorly mannered for a man to speak with his hands in his trouser pockets. My parents-in-law also frown on paper plates and cups. And my ma, who’s always critical of the low classy but who isn’t exactly high classy herself, snarls at people who “lean”. Full Story

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Breakups are still the same

November 12, 2012 14:34:37 Posted at November 12, 2012 14:34:37
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Here’s how it went down when I was in school: The breakup happens. I tell my friends and he tells his friends. My friends tell his friends that I hate him and I’ll never forgive him. His friends tell my friends that he never did what I think he did and that he still likes me. Full Story

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Johnny & Amber’s private patio

November 8, 2012 15:15:32 Posted at November 8, 2012 15:15:32
Lainey Posted by Lainey

This, apparently, is still happening. According to Page Six, Johnny Depp and Amber Heard (who supposedly has short brown hair now) were at a club together on Monday night. They were “flirty” and sat close together by themselves on a patio that had been blocked off just for them. Full Story

This could have been the Brange of Scientology

November 7, 2012 20:08:53 Posted at November 7, 2012 20:08:53
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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I just asked Maria what Kirstie Alley is selling and why she’s pimping herself all over Barbara Walters, forgetting that she’s on that Dancing Stars show and must not be eliminated yet. This, apparently, is how she’s trying to secure votes: by telling people that John Travolta isn’t gay. Full Story

BaddieBey or Sasha Fierce?

November 7, 2012 15:28:50 Posted at November 7, 2012 15:28:50
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Beyonce is on Instagram. What? It’s big news, ok? It’s why her Tumblr became such an obsession. You would understand if you’re familiar with her Tumblr. Because Beyonce doesn’t f-ck around. When Beyonce does something, it will be better than everyone else, whatever it is. Full Story

Disney steps in, Star Wars safe at last

October 31, 2012 16:58:04 Posted at October 31, 2012 16:58:04
Sarah Posted by Sarah

Long-time victim of serial creator abuse, Star Wars, the plucky and beloved hero of generations of moviegoers, is reported to be in serious but stable condition at Disney Pictures in Burbank, California after Disney boss Bob Iger announced that, after being informed of the extent of abuse occurring at George Lucas’s remote Skywalker Ranch, he has successfully managed to break Star Wars away from the cycle of victimization and degradation it has suffered over the years at Lucas’s hands. Full Story

Justin Timberlake jokes during his apology

October 26, 2012 17:50:35 Posted at October 26, 2012 17:50:35
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Well, what else did you expect? He’s a natural entertainer! He can’t help it! When we deal with something difficult, we might ask for advice from our friends, family, right? If we’re in a dispute about something and a letter has to be drafted, we might ask them to read it over, and they would tell you where to soften, or clarify, or edit out completely. Full Story