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When Julia met Taylor

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 10, 2013 14:08:17 September 10, 2013 14:08:17
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Jason Merritt/ Getty, Grey Goose vodka and Soho House Toronto

As mentioned in today’s open, Meryl Streep cancelled last minute due to illness. Which meant that Julia didn’t have to share. We lose for missing Meryl. We win when it’s All About Julia. But look at her. That’s a Movie Star. You are tired of me saying it, but she is a Movie Star. Full Story

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H7 breaks the biggest bitch

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 9, 2013 14:49:45 September 9, 2013 14:49:45
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H7 has been owning me – and you – ever since she was born. She is the best. You want to see how good she is? H7’s mother has been working on Anna Wintour for years for a VOGUE cover. Years. And nothing. Ms Wintour has supported Victoria Beckham’s label, sure. But a cover? She’s been withholding that cover. Full Story

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The Slum Love Life Partner

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 3, 2013 16:06:44 September 3, 2013 16:06:44

Jennifer Lopez, who is coming back to judge American Idol, even though FOX hasn’t officially officially confirmed it yet, covers the new issue of Cosmopolitan. She looks amazing. And I wish I could wear my hair like that without looking like an asshole full of Try. Maybe I’ll test out the asshole full of Try at TIFF. Full Story

Dakota Johnson & Charlie Hunnam: Anastasia & Christian

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 3, 2013 13:27:11 September 3, 2013 13:27:11
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EL James, the author of Fifty Shades Of Grey, announced yesterday that she’d found an actress to play her in her fantasy with Robert Pattinson. Dakota Johnson will be Anastasia Steele. Charlie Hunnan is Christian Grey. So the biggest move of his career is a replacement for Robert Pattinson. What was your motivation Charlie? Imagining EL James imagining Pattinson going down on Kristen Stewart, basically. Full Story

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New mom Princess Catherine goes for groceries

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 27, 2013 20:12:20 August 27, 2013 20:12:20
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Bauer-Griffin

Here are the first good quality pap shots of Princess Catherine since giving birth to Little G last month. It's been what? 5 weeks now? Kate's in Wales with William who's back at work. She went to the Waitrose for groceries. And...maybe to get out the house? Nanny's at home with the kid, why not step out for an hour or so. Full Story

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Bradley Cooper’s Pretty Woman

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 27, 2013 13:27:37 August 27, 2013 13:27:37
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Pacific Coast News

That was my first thought when I saw these photos. Is he recreating Pretty Woman? You remember the scene, right? Vivian and Edward are in the park. He’s reading. He’s trying to read to her, Shakespeare. Later on, Edward goes back to the park and takes his shoes off and walks through the grass barefoot and then he’s nice to that old man about not tearing apart his company. Full Story

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Mimi can’t ride a bike…or hear?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 22, 2013 13:20:43 August 22, 2013 13:20:43

A blind item was posted on The Wrap, a pretty legitimate site, yesterday, so full of amazingness and flavour, that it will save you from whatever it is you need saving from as you slog your way to the weekend, the penultimate weekend of the summer. Full Story

The Cambridge Family portraits

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 20, 2013 13:51:01 August 20, 2013 13:51:01
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Handout/ Getty

Prince William and Princess Catherine released their first family portraits yesterday. The photos are meant to be informal, in keeping with the “modern monarchy” style they’ve played so beautifully. Kate leaves the hospital not concealing the fact that she still has a significant bump. Full Story

GOOP du Jour

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 20, 2013 13:39:15 August 20, 2013 13:39:15

The last time Gwyneth Paltrow was promoting Hugo Boss it was for the Boss Nuit fragrance. Click here for a refresher. It was high class sex by night, only not the Heidi Fleiss variety, despite the fact that’s she claims to have a 22 year old stripper’s ass. Full Story

Jennifer Lawrence & Nicholas Hoult at the wrap

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 19, 2013 15:23:19 August 19, 2013 15:23:19
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Splash

The X-Men wrap party happened on Saturday in Montreal. Jennifer Lawrence and Nicholas Hoult showed up together, her hand holding on to his arm. They’re back together. Pictures or it didn’t happen! Well, here you go. Their reconciliation was predictable. Being on set is like isolation. Full Story

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LiLo & the Mighty O

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 19, 2013 14:03:51 August 19, 2013 14:03:51

Well, the language was there. Lindsay Lohan knows how to say the right things. And when she can’t find the right words, Oprah helped her. It was as you’d expect from Oprah – a pressing first question, and very little follow-up. Like the part when she asked Lohan what she learned about herself… and then just dropped it when the question was deflected. Full Story