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Gwyneth’s sad smut ...for sale?

March 18, 2013 13:57:03 Posted at March 18, 2013 13:57:03
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Gwyneth Paltrow covers the new issue of SELF looking really great in a blue and green patterned dress. She is currently promoting her new cookbook It’s All Good, about how to eliminate all the pleasure out of your diet, or something. In the interview G acknowledges that she wasn’t well liked. Full Story

You must Believe...and then Delete

March 14, 2013 16:46:25 Posted at March 14, 2013 16:46:25
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Textbook. Again. The exceptions are the ones who DON’T f-ck up, remember. And there are fewer and fewer and fewer of them. Then again, it depends on your definition of f-cking up. If they’re millionaires many times over, that may not qualify as a f-ck up, at least not yet. By Justin Bieber’s standards, being rich means he’s not a mess. Full Story

Our Little Royal Grape

March 13, 2013 14:31:45 Posted at March 13, 2013 14:31:45
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Baby Wales has a nickname! According to US Weekly, the Cambridges are calling the royal heir “Our Little Grape”. OLG? I prefer Baby Wales. As for whether or not the grape is a girl, US sources say William and Catherine have only told Prince Charles and her parents, not even Pippa. Full Story

Of course, let’s blame Miley now

March 13, 2013 13:47:49 Posted at March 13, 2013 13:47:49
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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It’s been rough for Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth since he allegedly made out with January Jones and flirted aggressively with Emma Watson on Oscar weekend. Although she sort of suggested on Twitter that she didn’t believe the rumours, she also stepped out on a couple of occasions without her ring, and he’s in Australia now spending time with friends and family -- not exactly the most convincing demonstration of togetherness. Full Story

The fun dinner party without Stacy Keibler

March 12, 2013 16:24:30 Posted at March 12, 2013 16:24:30
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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George Clooney is in Germany directing his next film The Monuments Men with Matt Damon, Bill Murray, and John Goodman. Goodman has starred in the last two Oscar winning pictures, right? Will he go 3 for 3 for George? Now this looks like a good time. And especially hilarious, to me at least, is that Bill Murray’s on a smartphone. Full Story

THIS WILL BE AN ENTIRE MOVIE?!

March 12, 2013 14:05:35 Posted at March 12, 2013 14:05:35
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Tom Hardy cuddling a puppy. It’s a problem. Several months ago, Tom Hardy topped my Five List. He’s still on there, in the 5th position, but these shots, these shots may require a Five List update... Are you kidding me? Tom is currently in New York shooting a movie called Animal Rescue. Full Story

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Blake & Ryan’s first carpet... sort of

March 11, 2013 16:12:09 Posted at March 11, 2013 16:12:09
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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A husband arrives at an event. He is photographed with an attractive blonde who is not his wife. This is OK. Because the attractive blonde is his colleague. And the wife poses alone. Only in Hollywood is this normal. You’ll note, Reynolds was also happy to take pictures with Robyn Lively, Blake’s sister. Full Story

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Justin Bieber’s heroic evening

March 8, 2013 14:48:52 Posted at March 8, 2013 14:48:52
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Justin Bieber was criticised earlier this week for starting late in London -- reportedly 2 hours delayed for “technical issues” -- and this just after he went out in a gas mask and complained on Twitter about people being mean to him. But he showed up on time, even two minutes early!, for his next show! We should recognise him for this. Full Story

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Boy/Man Sh-t is also the Best Sh-t

March 6, 2013 19:52:45 Posted at March 6, 2013 19:52:45
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Girl Sh-t Is The Best Sh-t is a common phrase we use here at LaineyGossip and one I stole from my friend Lara. It really is. But Boy Sh-t is pretty great too. Previous examples of Boy Sh-t include Joseph Gordon-Levitt vs Michael Cera (click here for a refresher), Michael Bay vs Hugo Weaving, and Shia LaBeouf vs Jason Clarke and Tom Hardy on the set of Lawless (click here Full Story

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Demi Moore can’t let go or shouldn’t let go?

March 6, 2013 17:52:26 Posted at March 6, 2013 17:52:26
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Having trouble with this one and I need your help. Please weigh in. Page Six is reporting that Demi Moore will be filing divorce papers imminently. Ashton Kutcher already filed in December. They’re fighting over cash money. Apparently it’s taking so long because Ashton made a lot of it while they were married and doesn’t want to hand over a fair share. Full Story

Dusk Falls on Twilight

March 6, 2013 16:47:59 Posted at March 6, 2013 16:47:59
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Does that even make sense? I don’t know. But I’m running out of times of day. And moon phases. Waning Gibbous on Twilight didn’t sound so good. Anyway, the MTV Movie Award nominations were announced yesterday. Mega Twi-Hard anxiety ensued because Twilight, which has dominated this event for the last few years, only received one nomination… and not even the most important one: Best Kiss. Full Story

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